Now that I’m a member of the Nostr Elite, I no longer stop at stoplights. And I never pay for gum.
I closed a door on someone today instead of holding it open as I screamed in Karen fashion that I am a nostr Elite. I mean these plebs really think they have rights? Um, I don’t think so 💁♂️
I found out someone I was talking to had less than 1000 followers, so I pulled them out of the car through the window and made them peel my grapes 🍇