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 Now that I’m a member of the Nostr Elite, I no longer stop at stoplights.
And I never pay for gum. 
 I closed a door on someone today instead of holding it open as I screamed in Karen fashion that I am a nostr Elite. I mean these plebs really think they have rights? Um, I don’t think so 💁‍♂️ 
 I found out someone I was talking to had less than 1000 followers, so I pulled them out of the car through the window and made them peel my grapes 🍇 
 Lmao 
 No way they had a car. Prolly a junk yard bike if we are being honest here. 
 Did I say car? I meant metro bus. 
 😂