If a tree falls in a forest, does it really make a sound? If beans are spilled in a suburban loungeroom, is a conspiracy really revealed to the world? "Fake Moon Landing" and "Fake Climate Change" are implausible because they are so high-profile, public and trans-national, and "Chemtrails" because burning jet fuel in air is so violently destructive of chemistry. None of those are implausible purely on the scale required. - Katyn Forest was real. - Treblinka was real. - Nuclear Winter was not real. - Eating carrots does not help you see at night (but it was a good cover for the deployment of radar).