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 I don’t want to live in a world where the government doesn’t have complete authority over all children.

It’s just too risky! Parents absolutely can not be trusted to parent their children.

We need a new Department of Kids and Adolescent Regulatory Enforcement Nationwide!

The Dept of KAREN will oversee:
1. Licensing new parents
2. Ensuring new parents have undertaken accredited training
3. Setting a “morals & ethics” curriculum for home
4. Conducting daily home inspections to ensure compliance
5. Removing kids who learn unapproved narratives https://i.nostr.build/7Zh6XyhWRdzlYgpP.jpg  
 What sounds a joke or pre-ww2 law in Germany is soon not to be! 😳. 
 This is EU blueprint. 
Do not forget to put parrents abusing THE LAW in solitary confinement. 
🖕🤡🌎 
 The EU needs this more than anyone.

Those birth rates aren’t going to improve themselves! Nothing outside of government centrally planning pregnancies and revenue raising with loicenses will solve this. https://i.nostr.build/ZzICUtalC6nTj3zk.jpg  
 And that's importing tens of millions of third world individuals of reproductive age. Imagine the real numbers for the native population. 
 Yeah we don’t talk about that..

We have the same problem in Australia. I only know one Aussie who has had a kid in the past year, the few others who have were foreigners 
 Imagine importing almost exclusively males and thinking the birth rates would go up. Also imagine thinking this disbalance wouldn't lead to violence and rape rates mooning. 
 These numbers are hopeless. Anything below 2 is going straight up lower the next years. Just math. Rates are compounding. Low fertility leads to even lower in the future. 

But there is hope!
Remember those fields in Matrix where humans were grown? This would work. I wonder if Ursula discussed that with WEF. 
😗 
 Queen Ursula already has a proof of concept growing humans in fields in her backyard. 
 Hope this is a joke. I can't tell  
 The Department of Karen is not a joke Jim 
 We already have all these "services", they're just provided by different departments and multiple levels of government.

This could totally be written up into a very typical whitepaper proposing another typical MOGing, for efficiency by reducing duplication.

And any major party could support it. Maybe not the Nats, not unless there's a stadium to be built somewhere ludicrously unpopulated. 
 I don’t think we have licensing for new parents.

Yet.. 
 Good point.

Trying to decide which big four party would be the first to introduce it.

Can't rule any out. Their processes would be very different. 
 It's usually granted to everyone automatically, to be revoked at the whim of some bureaucrat if they feel inspired. 
 Also parents can’t be trusted to put enough Pharma products in their kids. The State can be sure to poison them enough for a lifetime of disease