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Winner gets 21,000 sats⚡️
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https://m.primal.net/HibI.jpg 
 ‘Satoshi riding dirty’ 
 Naughty Satoshi 🫢 
 Cruising on my Vespa: the only ride more unpredictable than Bitcoin! 
 Hahaha, very unpredictable 
 Writing a caption for this picture for general audiences is bloody hard. There's nothing to relate it to. 
 Don’t overthink it 
 That was a Satoshi quote (adapted!) 
 Ahh nice, right over my head 
 .5 Bitcoin today or 5 Bitcoin 5 years ago. 

“This was worth the wait!” 
 “It’s like going through a flock of seagulls. Pah, pah, pah!! God, are these birds stupid….” 
 If you don't believe me or don't get it, I don't have time to try to convince you, sorry 
  https://image.nostr.build/9660b6dc49dc090497a259a9257f3d9d55628a0e229f2a5d2e8095f05f9d27c8.jpg  
 I kinda want to see this with 5 more people added on the back 
 This was hard to do on my phone so I stopped at 4 🤣 https://image.nostr.build/bd7f84360a0ae5220a6e6f1868801293f04417299bf2cb99c4ec631735f8bfd2.jpg  
 Hilarious. A true pro. I have zero idea how to do that. 
 😂🤙 
 L'imagination au top🧠🫂 
 Son même m'évoque plein de schémas qu'on peut transposer dans n'importe quel concept.. Brillantisme,.. Compliment  
 🤣🤣🤣💜 
 😂😂 
 Too funny 🤣 
 🤣🤣 
 Vraiment Marie...ça donne matière à réflexion. Merci vraiment  
 I fine Marie vous n'êtes pas venue sur l'Europe participer à Bitcoiners Atlantis sur les images partagées je vous au pas vue.. Trop d'heures de vol pour vous Australiens, Nouveaux Zelandais en plus du coup énorme des billets pour venir participer aux Conférences en Europe.. Même si Quantas depuis la fin de la pandémie effectué des vols directs.. Espère réellement vous rencontrer lors de rencontres mais pas   spécifiquement Bitcoin.. Bonjour à vou s Tous... BONNE JOURNÉE DES FEMMES  
 Happy Women’s Day lovely lady! 💜💜 
 Same for All women
Happy Women's Day

Gentlemen, Ladies, think about relieving them on this DAY or even rethinking their specificities and the risks to which they are exposed

No need to offer flowers, gifts, flowers, just take the time to imagine their roles in our societies, the tasks they do because they have been assigned

To go further why not experiment with some of their roles and let them rest during their day because the mental load for some is enormous 🫂🕊️ 
 Beaucoup aimé votre création surtout l'aspect progressif ,cette impression que wagon en rajoutant des passagers quelque soit le pedigree un collègue sur ce 2 roues ... Typiquement Vietnam au pays où tout peut se transporter en 2 roues ...🙌🙌🙌l'image m'évoque beaucoup de souvenirs...donne matière à faire un brainstorming..merci corndalorian 💜🫂  
 Wow dude you outdid yourself 😄 
 you can do it!  
 🤣 
 😃😆😂🤣 
 😂😂 
 🤣🤣🤣 
 Cruisin down the street with my bitcoin. 😂 
 Jockin’ the normies, smacking the no-coiners 
 Scootin' Our Way To Freedom 
 LFG 
 LFG! 🥳 
 Stacking Bitcoin is like riding a scooter, it’s fun but you can’t tell your normie friends about it! 
 Will Scoot Down Any Road 
 Except the road to serfdom 
 We are driving on that road, but we're scootin’ in the other direction 
 Well said 
 #bitcoin CEO asked about long waiting times for bitcoin customer service call to be answered 
 Sweet bikes and price hikes 
 🏍️📈 
 “Amid mounting pressure to not halve, Bitcoin CEO fled to the jungle, insists ‘halving will proceed as planned’ “ 
 Hmph, that was fun! Who knew! 
 Sold the van for it, I can get 70 miles to the gallon with this hog!

I have more dry powder to buy #Bitcoin 
 Winner ⚡️☝️ 
 🥳 
 smart and smarter 
 💯 on 🎯 
 Here come dat satoshi boi 
 Mama there goes that man!! 
 STAY HUMBLE AND STACK HARDER 
 4life 
 "Some guy named Brandon who called himself a "Green Candles Guy" sold me this ride.  He told me that I'd look cool." 
 I would never buy anything from @greencandleit 
 Relax 🤣 
 Satoshi Nakamotorcycle 
 well played 
 … think a crotch rocket is hot? Imagine what Bitcoin can do! 
 Nakoshi Satonamoto 
 Caption: "Satoshi Nakamoto riding a motorcycle" 
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 "HODL or die, I don't have time to try to convince you, sorry." 🛵💨 skrrr skrrrr 
 skrrrt 
 "HODL or die, I don't have time to try to convince you, sorry." 🛵💨 skrrr skrrrr
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 Just shaved my balls and alls! Get ready for spring break, BITCHES! Hodl on! 
 Spread breaking all time highs, ya 
 Stay humble, stack scooters. 
 I tell girls it’s a motorcycle, but ya 
 #bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/ebae7c5e31b111c53928b40941d7534a3bef4c6f5d18ac2201e61d8fedb8d331.jpg  
 Frank you are getting much better at meming! 
 Thanks man!  I have been practicing memes and can do gifs as well.. although not as good as you yet. 
 Yay. Humans loving love 
 lol. the blood splatter on the front fender is nice 
 Thanks!  Yeah, I have a lot of transparent art saved now for adding effects. 
 Get on loser. We're going to the moon. 
 🚀🚀🚀 
 “Like I said, you might have wanted to get some…” 
 Only way to Vespa 🐝 
 BACKUP YOUR DATA. 
TEST YOUR BACKUPS.
https://i.nostr.build/QG0Z.jpg 
 scooter Uber 
  https://i.nostr.build/0A9J.jpg  
 Whatever turns you on. 
 Was trying to imply that someone just messaged Dorian “GFY” and he was thinking about it on his way home. 
 Lost in multiple translations is the way 🤣🤣🫡 
 Bought this bike for 21 sat. Not bad… 
 Authorities investigating mysterious man who several women claim spontaneously impregnated them through visual contact only. 
 TFW you get orange pilled in Bali 
 Taking this to Mars, hope aliens buy this with Bitcoin. 
 Hm.. Cute hitchhiker. Maybe I'll stop!  
 58k gang after getting left in the dust 
 "I think I got enough to retire" 
 never enough 
 That's right, but he's Satoshi, he's got 1 million reasons to chill 
 "The instructor said to just HODL it nice and steady" 
 Satoshi Moto 
 SATOSHI MOTO 
 Satoshi Locomoto 
 Satoshi Knock-a-moto 
 They see me rollin. They hatin… 😎(to you know who) 
 If you don't hodl , you will sell out for fiat.  Then in 2 years you will buy back in at a higher price.  This is hard earned wisdom. This is the way.  
 everyone gets #Bitcoin at the price they deserve 
 My boat may be long gone, but I ain’t never losing this sweet ride. 
 It's printing all the way down 
 🖨️ 
 Stay humble Stake Sats 
 🥩 
 Hop on the back, we’re going to stack hard sats 
 the hardest 
 “I'm 55 but can get f*ck for 3 rounds and drink 5 bottles of sake, so motorcycling in the rain is as easy for me as holding bitcoin for 21 years” 
 impressive specimen 
 Mirroring, 😶‍🌫️indeed. 
 "Just stack Sats and enjoy the Bitcoin ride!" 
 Gr8 so far! 
 Get on regard, we're going to 100k. 
 so, who was the winner? 🤔😅 
 Announced the winner a couple days ago! Check out timeline 
 ouch! my bad, I missed it 😅 
 🧡