🤣 

 Except for though few here that actually workout daily 😜 

 At least we don't lack confidence 😊 

 I say "fuck! I turned into a scrawny ass bitch! Need to hit the gym!" ...then I don't. 🤣 

 Story of ours lives 😜😂 

 Uhm stop hacking my phone and stealing my selfies. Kthxbye. 

 Actually I do have a lovely beautician that can help with all that hair 🤣 

 Thanks, it's getting a bit outages control 🤣🤣
Might need a landscaper with a riding mower tho. 

 Manscaping dude 😜 

 Visceral fat is where it's at baby. I don't think you're ready for this belly full of jelly. 

 Wanna try me 😜 

 Careful his booty might be too bootylicious for you babe 

 Never to bootylicious for me 😜 

 🤤🍑 

 I’m in better shape now than in my 20s, take it back. 

 Big if true! 

 I just shake my head and tell myself that I’m lucky my wife’s glasses prescription is out of date 

 Don’t ever let her upgrade 😂 

 But more hair 

 Ever head of ‘manscaping’ 😜 

 No but I have weed wacked 

 Same but different 🫡 

 I thought women liked a little chest hair 

 “Treasure trail” 😂 

 I actually like running my fingers through a little of chest hair, otherwise I may as well be touching a females chest. Not that there’s anything wrong with that 😜 

 ‘Little’ is the optimal word here! 

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 Accurate!