@Trevor Goodchild:pondering_orb: spoke to a teacher today that told me their elementary school was giving the kids a blacklist of words that were banned from use
Sigma made the cut
Well done, SMA and company
If you can get to the third graders before the dick choppers you lads might just save the world
It's in my will that when I die my wife has to smear me on a hundred envelopes and mail me to all the US Senators, owning her from beyond the grave, and the libs by extension
This is how you work in naming the jew to conversations with normies...
My normal friend: "I think (our other friend, that was trying to be raunchy in a convo) just thinks he's edgy but he doesn't really know what kinky shit is about."
Me: "jews have such a stranglehold on the media that stuff that's kinky isn't even kinky anymore. Like now just to be edgy you have to beat her to death with a hard salami and then fuck her armpits with a folding chair."
There once was a sniveling jew
That hid foreskins inside of his shoes
He hated the Whites
For they called him "gay kike"
And that was BEFORE that they knew
Space Faggotry
Ground Control to Major Fag
Ground Control to Major Fag
Take your xanax pills and put your yarmulke on
(Ten) Ground Control (Nine) to Major Fag (Eight, seven)
(Six) Commencing (Five) countdown, psyop on
(Four, three, two)
Check donations, (One) and may Greenblatt's cash (Lift off) be with you
This is Ground Control to Major Fag
You're really fake and gay,
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to don the ADL logo and sell some shares
This is Major Fag to White Control,
I'm really just a whore,
And I'm shilling in a most peculiar way
And my Twats look very different today
For here
Am I sitting in my explosive SpaceX tin can,
Far above the world
Planet Earth is ruled by jews
And there's nothing I can do
Though I'm past one hundred thousand poasts
I'm feeling very shill
And I think my wallet knows which way to go
Tell the Whites I love them very much even if they know
Ground Control to Major Fag
Your foreskin's gone, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Fag?
Can you hear me, Major Fag?
Can you hear me, Major Fag?
It's the jews?
Here am I floating 'round my echo chamber
Far above the common man
Planet Earth is jews
And there's nothing I can do
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If you turn on an old phone that only works on 3G next to a 5G Marburg zombie the microchips shoot out of their urethra and chemtrails shoot out of their ears like a Warner Brothers cartoon
Plant Spotlight: Seek my Balls? Nuts? We're all Nuts for Walnuts
Man, we don't talk enough about trees on here. Or ask people to show us their juglans...but here we are. I mentioned Juglans Nigra earlier in the year as a caution to folks with Black Walnut trees growing near their gardens. While they produce a beautiful food, shade, and a prolific amount of nuts, they also produce a pretty effective natural herbicide called juglone (along with many others from their genus like shagbark hickory, butternut, pecan, though they produce it in lesser amounts). Juglone is exuded by the roots, can be found on leaves and nut hulls, so even just letting them shed over your garden in the fall is not the best idea.
Food that comes from a tree is awesome. Trees are about as low maintenance it gets. What about food that comes from a tree, and the byproducts can also be useful as medicine? Sign me up, chief. Just don't leave them growing near your other stuff. That herbicide was created to weed out the competition, and it does so very effectively. That's right, trees are racist, too. Naturally adapted to genocide. Almost like violent competition is part of the natural order, so take your faggy hippy hugfest elsewhere. We're killing everyone that doesn't think like us today, because this is a Walnut town, pussy.
This tree has been purposely cultivated for ages, Thousands of years back we grew these bad boys in Europe, as early as 100 BC, though they may have originally been native to Asia and the Middle East. They like growing near creek beds because they're thirsty trees, but they can do well without it if you get enough rain. The word Juglans means "acorn of Jupiter", because we thought these nuts to be so powerful. Believe it or not, in the Middle Ages people were blanching, crushing, and soaking nuts to create a nutritious nut milk, long before BIG FAGGOT made a racist attack on all things dairy. North America also had evidence discovered of Walnut consumption as far back as 2000 BC, so these things got around, and everywhere they did, people enjoyed their benefits. Pennsylvania Dutch considered them to be a sign of fertile soil and property worth buying, and were often a deciding factor in where a homestead would be placed.
Even during World War 2, families in Southern France turned to these nuts as a source of protein during hard times.
Did I mention this was a tree? So yeah, in addition to food, you get a beautiful hard wood as you maintain your grove, prized by woodworkers, cabinetmakers, and craftsmen. Settlers found the closely grained wood had a rich brown heartwood that was exceptionally resistant to rot, so it often found a home in fenceposts and shingles and outdoor construction.
Nutritionally, why do you eat a Walnut? Black Walnuts boast the highest protein "content" of any nut, for one. Really useful in a pinch. They're low in saturated fat and high in unsaturated fat, and are excellent sources of Vitamin A, Vitamin B6, Fiber, Iron, Copper, Manganese, Magnesium, Potassium, Selenium, Zinc and other minerals, and make a great sugar and cholesterol free snack.
The nut falls down as a greenish tennis ball sized gift from above, and while we take the nut from inside the greenish hull that protects it, the hulls are also useful as medicine or in crafts, you don't need to waste any of it. I can tell you from experience the pigment giving it that greenish color is one of the strongest dyes around. A few drops on your clothes, or even other surfaces like wood floors can stain it forever. As a result they were often used to dye fabrics. If you don't feel like making your own clothes like a peasant, though, you can also make a great tincture out of the nut hulls that can be used as medicine intermittently for your animals or yourself, and it can also be made into salves and creams. For topical application it's low risk, for internal usage you should only take when you have a specific reason and not for prolonged periods of time, as it's potent. Its antimicrobial effects act like a bath bomb on your insides, inhibiting nasty growth (but if you're healthy, no need to use internally, just eat the nuts, because you do have gut flora that you want- save the medicine for when you actually need it).
They give off a pungent odor, and native people used them for insect repellant for a very long time. Other topical uses included skin cleansing, because their high tannin "content" make them great antifungal, antimicrobial, antiparasitic medicine. A few drops of tincture in your goats' water makes a decent anti parasitic (or any other livestock prone to them), just like any anti-parasitic, don't overuse it. Give it to them occasionally, they should never have an outbreak. Moderation is important in life.
There are so many foods and desserts based around walnuts I don't even have to tell you how or why to cook them, just do it, asshole.
What are you waiting for? Seek these balls. You can thank me later.
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We need to determine once and for all if aliens are real so we can determine if they're having the right amount of buttsex or if they need evangelizing
Worse yet, they could have no butts, and their cloacas could be immune to HIV
Yeah, I had a ridiculous amount of basil this year. All my nightshades did well. Tomatoes are the pickiest, if you can grow some nice tomatoes that aren't of the cherry/currant/grape variety, which grow like weeds, you should be proud. They're very particular about temperature, steady but not overwatering, and soil conditions.
I do potatoes in two different ways. I have one group of containers for potatoes and they do really well in those and they're easier to harvest. I have another spot that's just a hillside I planted them in years ago that faces the South. Every year I never get them all and they just come back on their own. It's old school but it's much lower maintenance than doing the container planting. I don't get quite as much yield per square foot but I also do almost nothing to them all year long and still get a decent amount of potatoes out of that patch. These days I grow so many things I'm all about stuff that I don't have to think about.
Plant Spotlight: Nasturtium - Bullying the jews With a Good, Old-Fashioned Nose Twister
Remember holding down the jewish kid and giving him nose twisters in High School? Me neither, but I should've. I guess it depends on what you're talking about. If you were giving him nasturtiums you might make him live longer. I really thought I wrote about this plant on here already, but I noticed a number of questions when I poasted about harvesting them last night, like "what are they good for?" and I see a few questions in this group asking about antibiotics. You're in luck, frens, because we're going to talk about my favorite natural antibiotic, another plant that is pretty to look at, edible, medicinal, great for companion planting, and just all around awesome.
So what the fuck is a nose twister? Unlike many plants I write about, this one was brought back to Europe from the jungles and highlands of South America by the Spanish Conquistadors in the later 1500's. British growers first started calling it "Indian Cress" (because this was still India back then) due to its similarity with Watercress, another plant I've poasted about. Well, botanists thought it had a very unique and pungeant peppery and spicy fragrance (it also tastes vaguely peppery, like Arugula, but different) that twisted up your nose. So while it wasn't directly used to bully jews, it certainly evokes imagery of it, and for that, we are thankful.
This plant quickly became a favorite in European gardens, one of the first New World plants to do so, and rocketed into popularity after Louis XIV chose to display them in the gardens at the Palace of Versailles. It has whimsical leaves that look like lily pads and flowers the color of the sun to warm your heart. Ironically, colonists brought it BACK to North America a couple hundred years later, with well known botany enjoyer Thomas Jefferson making sure they found a home at Monticello. They first sold the seeds as an edible in 1803. They have been prized for their medicinal properties since their "discovery" (and to the people of South America long before), but also their culinary uses. During WWII some brits even ground the seeds and used them as a substitute for Black Pepper when it was in short supply due to global turmoil.
Nasturtium is a vining plant that will continue to cascade outward and climb across competition if you give it enough nutrients. I plant mine in between other plants that I want to keep pest free, and it does a decent job at keeping the pests away, as far as any companion plant does, anyway. This year I had it climbing all over my peppers and currant tomatoes, and the only thing you have to watch is that it doesn't get TOO big and choke things you want out.
Okay, enough about the history, why do we grow it? Medicinally, it's antiseptic, antiviral, antibacterial, and my favorite usage is for the lovely natural antibiotic that it makes. It's great for treating everything from staph infections, respiratory infections, to UTI and genital infections. Recently a friend of mine got an infected knee at work, blew up and he couldn't walk right. I found out he went to one of those tiny hat doctors, they gave him two different antibiotics, and he still wasn't getting better. I deduced he probably had a staph infection, sent him home with bags of nasturtiums (and several other herbs, taught him how to make a yarrow poultice and a nasturtium tea) and within a few days his pain and swelling were gone and he was back to work. This also works on animals. It's good food for them, and it can cure infection. If you want to be sure they're getting it, make a tea, and give it to them with a syringe or drench gun. My cat had an abscess the size of a golf ball from getting bit by something outside. Vet wanted to cut it open, fuck his face up real good like. Gave him baby medicine droppers full of nasturtium tea three times a day for three days and it vanished. No surgery required. Take that Dr. Shekelberg. Long story short, I've been using this effectively as an antibiotic for a long time. It works.
Both flower and leaves are edible usable medicinally, typically the plant will produce a lot more leaf than flower, but it's all good, I just dry them together or eat them fresh together when it's the season. The flowers can be used as a pigment to give food that saffron color.
Culinarily, it's tasty, with that peppery flavor we already mentioned. Goes well in salads and sandwiches. People cure the flower buds in vinegar like capers. It's dense in Vitamins A, C, and K, packed with Iron and Manganese, so you don't have to wait until you're sick to enjoy it. t does have a unique flavor, but you get used to it, and it's so easy to grow you'll have plenty to enjoy.
So what are you waiting for? Bring a bit of colorful cheer into your life, and kill the microscopic jews that may ail you. Twist up their noses a little bit. Give this chlorophyll enjoyer a place in your life, and heart.
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This is what habbens when you don't come right out and tell people you have a black friend
I recommend having it printed on a t-shirt
Wait, niggers can't read
The Wheel of the Seasons has turned yet again. Yeah, it turned right past Summer this year. For reasons I've already mentioned, Summer is incredibly busy, and fun at the same time, and I didn't find time to say anything about it this time, but it was tremendous. The best. Summers like these haven't been done before.
Now we've moved on, to my absolute favorite time of year. I'm a Winter guy at heart, truly, but half of what I love about Fall so much is I have all the anticipation of the stuff that comes with Winter in addition to the beauty and deliciousness of Autumn. When you're in the midst of Winter, it's easy to dwell on how quickly the fun is going to breeze by. Yeah, I know most people probably can't relate to that, but I love the cold, and the excuse to start fires. In Autumn it's already chilly enough in the evenings and mornings for me to justify keeping the hearths and stoves (and ovens) lit to spread warmth and cheer.
My favorite part about Autumn has to be the juxtaposition of everything that's going on - bright colors all around you, but colors that are actually the herald of death. Celebration for a harvest that began at Midsummer, but also mourning of those that have passed and are about to pass. Good food, good drinks, good times, but also the never ending reminder of things that need to be done while you can and the weather is cooler, lest you fall out of sync with Nature in the months to come.
To me, no season so thoroughly demonstrates the union of opposing forces as Autumn, and those are forces which you need to understand, and live in harmony with, if you want to live in harmony with the world. Try as we might, we can't completely bend this cosmic show to our will. We can move Heaven and Earth to outdo the inevitable for brief moments in time, certainly, but often we have to ask ourselves if that's really worth the potential energy which might better be used elsewhere.
Death is coming, the shade and tranquility the trees and shrubs have afforded us for months now will soon be laid bare, but while the life-giving foliage and fruits prepare to move onward, to be reborn next year, it promises to make every passing minute more beautiful until the end.
That's what I like to ask of my frens, and myself, every year. The inevitable isn't something to rage against, none of us choose the moment, save perhaps cowards. The inevitable is something to motivate.
Live every day to the fullest, pass your greatest on to the world as if tomorrow the final chapters of your story will be told, and it shall have no time for edits before heading to the presses. Autumn is the swan song, the culmination of a life well lived, the true defiance of what you cannot avoid, so that you pass into true immortality - the purity of memory, to rejoin your ancestors and be measured against their deeds.
This is why our fabricated culture seethes and sputters with such vitriol at the thought of people being proud of your ancestry - people living their lives in such a way are proud, strong, and indomitable. They do not bend to whips or fall prey to petty distraction, for they understand the true meaning of it all.- Joy, family, legacy, and a story worth remembering.
A man who walks straight and true into the inevitable does so with the confidence that precious time has not been squandered. So ask yourself, my friends, each day you might find the time, find a moment's peace from working odd jobs high upon the scaffolds of this house of cards, what will you do today that is worthy of remembrance?
As we light the candles and set the table in remembrance of our ancestors and all of those we love that have now gone on to fertilize our future, think upon that. Think upon what you can do better this year. In the end, that's the only thing we could have controlled. That's the only question that matters when you return to dust. Did you strive to be better day after day?
If you did, I guarantee you will be loved, and worthy of remembrance.
Happy Fall, poasters!
Please celebrate, poast, and spice responsibly.
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A fun way to keep the relationship spicy after many years is to watch true crime documentaries together and randomly make casual comments like "I can see why they did it, I mean, I was kind of thinking of killing that guy too."
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