Ground control to groomed child two
We heard your words but you said jew
No one one can hear, just like you blocked them too.
We liked your environmentalisms and the fact you made your child gayyyy.
But none of the can be spoken of on the earth yet todayyyy.
We would consider fixing the consoles to keep you a mascot
But none of the monkeys we forced you to hire have hitten the right button on the console to make it go your way... 

 Thank you for adding to my amusement

I'm still chuckling into my coffee thinking "Your foreskin's gone, there's something wrong" 

 My pleasure. You had me cracking up as it was and that line was perfect.