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 @eeeeab39 Thanks for the recommendation! I enjoyed it! 
 Just your reminder that the US military budget is bonkers. 812 billion dollars, most on earth. We could cut our military budget in half and still be the top spenders. You wanna fight climate change? You want UBI or the government to do things that help people? Cut the military budget. 
 My review of the Decibel Magazine tour's stop in Boston. tl/dr: Catch Devil Master live if you possibly can. https://write.as/brendanhalpin/review-decibel-magazine-tour-at-the-middle-east-march-10-2024 
 Some things are complicated. Others are simple. In a time of climate crisis and a statewide transportation crisis, it's unconscionable for Massachusetts to be operating an airstrip for private jets at taxpayer expense. #MaPoli #CloseHanscom 
 Spooky Season movie review: Messiah of Evil! 
 No payola in my alphabetical file. 😦​ 
 Couch bound with post-vax fatigue AMA 
 nostr:npub18lr9u62xx09y66dkz4u4l5hrvm8z5et8zlwdzs3fme6n692wgl3qx9yv94 Most likely the "sheets" we... 
 @71e3068a @3fc65e69 I bet that's Jacob Marley rattling the chains he forged in life 
 Biggest Oscar oversight ever? I'd say 1987. Sally Kellerman gave a credible performance as someone who found Rodney Dangerfield sexually attractive in Back to School. Not even a nomination! 
 Back to normal? I'd just like to go there once. 
 @83bf2d17 It's about a 2-hour drive from Chicago. But I think you might be disappointed... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normal,_Illinois 
 British TV cop: I'm DI Smythe-Throgbottom, and this is my DS.
Suspect: DS....?
British TV cop: DS NUTS! Ohhhhh! Got 'em! 
 In which I review two works of fantasy and call for more puerile, testicle-based humor in British crime shows: https://write.as/brendanhalpin/fantasy-media-reviews-dandd-and-karen-pirie 
 question for #writers about #publishing : have people been extraordinarily slow getting back to you, even by publishing standards? Are all the agents and editors spending all their time freaking out about AI and therefore unable to do anything else? 
 nostr:npub18wjc0rvsha3vx3np96cc4sne0npsp7777v4nuwwaac4y3zhqnqgqfulvmv seems like for large accoun... 
 @dea74aa6 Yep. There's also the "I am powerful enough to sic my followers on you" thing. In any case, it sucks. 
 Just unfollowed a Big Account™️​trying to involve us all in some beef they've got with a small account. I'm off Twitter. No time for that bullshit manufactured drama anymore. 
 I like Fangoria, but I chose not to renew my subscription because it's essentially a hype magazine.Which is cool, but I would like some more criticism, not just 'Hey guys! Look at this movie that's coming out!' 
 Somebody just downloaded my RPG for free and it made my day! I got novels, too! I'm thrilled whenever anything I make finds an audience. You wanna make my day? Grab a free ebook or RPG! https://bhalpin.gumroad.com/ 
 If anybody needs me, I'll be diggin the scene with a gangster lean 
 The bass line on this song is really transcendent. Like actually gives me hope for humanity. https://youtu.be/gZFabOuF4Ps?si=h_z8yP6g6iz8FEOK 
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Paraphrasing from memory,... 
 @f03388cc amazing! 
 Is it me, or has book design gotten increasingly timid? I feel like every book cover these days looks like every other book cover these days. 
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I told my best friend abo... 
 @f03388cc I can't believe this because I was such a Twitter addict, but I do not know of the air horn tweet. I mean, I can kind of get it from context, but if you can point me to it, that would be even better! 
 nostr:npub18wjc0rvsha3vx3np96cc4sne0npsp7777v4nuwwaac4y3zhqnqgqfulvmv I was at a park recently wh... 
 @dfb9e217 Yep. I'm sure it still gets used, but not blithely in public like it used to 
 I should add that none of this stuff just got better on its own. (except for the phone thing). Things got better because activists demanded it. And pissed people off. And made waves. 
 This is why it's weird to me that so many people my age are resistant to change and learning. The people who challenged me and pissed me off when I was in my teens and 20s were mostly right. Knowing this, I'm not gonna dismiss out of hand the people challenging me today. 
 A lot of movies from the 80's, 90's, and early 2000s haven't aged well. Because the attitudes they have toward women, toward people of color, toward queer people, are no longer acceptable in mainstream society. They were then. It wasn't even edgelords trying to be daring--there was just a much higher ambient level of bigotry, homophobia, and misogyny in the culture. 
 I should add that none of this stuff just got better on its own. (except for the phone thing). Things got better because activists demanded it. And pissed people off. And made waves. 
 If you were a teen and you wanted to talk to another teen, you had to call their home and usually talk to their parents. Some folks my age will probably say this built character or social skills or something. It did not. It was awful. Really happy kids today don't have to go through that. 
 A lot of movies from the 80's, 90's, and early 2000s haven't aged well. Because the attitudes they have toward women, toward people of color, toward queer people, are no longer acceptable in mainstream society. They were then. It wasn't even edgelords trying to be daring--there was just a much higher ambient level of bigotry, homophobia, and misogyny in the culture. 
 Something else that's considerably less important but still good: EVERYONE used to smoke. Like, everyone. And they used to smoke everywhere. Planes, restaurants. I stopped going to see live music in my 20s because going to a club meant breathing in smoke for hours and coming home reeking of the stuff. 
 If you were a teen and you wanted to talk to another teen, you had to call their home and usually talk to their parents. Some folks my age will probably say this built character or social skills or something. It did not. It was awful. Really happy kids today don't have to go through that. 
 Everybody used to just throw "fag" and "faggot" around as generic insults. It's hard to explain to folks now how being gay was a shameful secret in the 80s. But maybe this will help. Paul Lynde, Charles Nelson Reilly, Liberace: not one of these  guys was out. 
 Something else that's considerably less important but still good: EVERYONE used to smoke. Like, everyone. And they used to smoke everywhere. Planes, restaurants. I stopped going to see live music in my 20s because going to a club meant breathing in smoke for hours and coming home reeking of the stuff. 
 In my high school there were 200 students and probably 25 or 30 faculty members. In the 4 years I was there in the 80's, there were zero out queer people. This was not unusual. 
 Everybody used to just throw "fag" and "faggot" around as generic insults. It's hard to explain to folks now how being gay was a shameful secret in the 80s. But maybe this will help. Paul Lynde, Charles Nelson Reilly, Liberace: not one of these  guys was out. 
 A lot of stuff has gotten worse, but a lot of stuff has gotten measurably better in many respects during my lifetime. So here's a thread as I think of them. First: it's a hard time to be queer in the USA, but it used to be nearly impossible for a queer person to be themselves. 
 In my high school there were 200 students and probably 25 or 30 faculty members. In the 4 years I was there in the 80's, there were zero out queer people. This was not unusual. 
 People act like weed isn't dangerous, but that shit is a gateway to jam bands 
 nostr:npub18wjc0rvsha3vx3np96cc4sne0npsp7777v4nuwwaac4y3zhqnqgqfulvmv They can't help themselves.... 
 @76ac3785 Tolkein's dead! Give it a rest! 
 I'm bored with British accents in #fantasy entertainment and can't wait for that trend to stop. 
 @76ac3785 just watched the D&D movie today and they had an American actor doing a British accent! Why? 
 nostr:npub18wjc0rvsha3vx3np96cc4sne0npsp7777v4nuwwaac4y3zhqnqgqfulvmv Good planning! I think your... 
 @68d87af4 Aw, shucks! 
 nostr:npub18wjc0rvsha3vx3np96cc4sne0npsp7777v4nuwwaac4y3zhqnqgqfulvmv that seems… less than opt... 
 @68d87af4 definitely sub optimal. Fortunately I married well 
 Like Justice Ginsburg before her, Sen. Dianne Feinstein spent her final months hounded by a mob e... 
 @2d86597c If the competence of Senators doesn't matter, why do we vote? Shouldn't we vote for a chief of staff who will appoint a Senator to do their bidding? 
 Medicare part Deeeeeeeeez nuts!

Thank you, fediverse, for providing an outlet for these intrusive thoughts so that I may stay employed. 
 nostr:npub18wjc0rvsha3vx3np96cc4sne0npsp7777v4nuwwaac4y3zhqnqgqfulvmv She was much better as an a... 
 @ae43a286 Right? Go to the beach! Spend time with your grandkid! 
 Yeah, I'm sorry, but politics is really a "what have you done for me lately" game. Great, Feinstein did some good things 30 years ago. She also held on too long and harmed the country in the process. 
 Just checked my retirement accounts, and I've got enough saved up in there to last me a cool three months! I'm 54 years old! 
 If you're into masochism, no judgment, but it's just rude to display it publicly by joining the cross country team 
 Just putting this out there: I'm looking for someone to do some cover #art for a book I'm publishing. Looking for something fun and comic-book-y. Kind of a Lumberjanes vibe. Sound like you or an #artist you know? Let me know! (Yes, I pay money, not "exposure") 
 Another reason why Halloween is the best holiday: people come to your house in fun costumes and make you smile and then, almost immediately, they leave 
 We should do this with other holidays. "Here, have a portion of stuffing. Now go away." 
 Me, sighing: "okay, time to buckle down and read these papers"

IT team: Moodle is down.

Me: welp 
 nostr:npub18wjc0rvsha3vx3np96cc4sne0npsp7777v4nuwwaac4y3zhqnqgqfulvmv Education/creativity resear... 
 @b0423da5 Yeah, I'm sure this isn't an original idea. I've just been struck by how it's playing out in my life recently. 
 nostr:npub18wjc0rvsha3vx3np96cc4sne0npsp7777v4nuwwaac4y3zhqnqgqfulvmv You can do a duet 
 @3fe52772 hell yeah! 
 Oldie But A Goodie Question!

You can have dinner with anyone no longer living, who is it and why? 
 @3fe52772 Joe Strummer. I think he'd be both fun and thought provoking. Plus I could thank him for all the music. 
 Have watched the first 4 eps of Dear Child on Netflix and it is really good. If you like that kind of thing. Which I do. 
 I'm mulling a longer piece about this, but I've really been thinking a lot about how "procrastination" is a hugely important part of my creative process. How my brain is doing the work even when I'm not sitting down and banging out words (or lesson plans) 
 And just like that, my Roky Erickson song of the day project to celebrate Spooky Season is underway. We begin wtih "Two-Headed Dog!" https://write.as/brendanhalpin/roky-erickson-song-of-the-day-two-headed-dog 
 Keep seeing the same ants in my house. Counted exactly 10 of them today. Guess that makes them my... 
 @6a2035f3 On behalf of dads, I am happy to proclaim that this joke has earned you the degree of Honorarius Pater and all the privileges appertaining thereto. Welcome! 
 nostr:npub18wjc0rvsha3vx3np96cc4sne0npsp7777v4nuwwaac4y3zhqnqgqfulvmv people post on LinkedIn? 
 @dea74aa6 I mean, it may all be AI generated... 
 Somebody make a bot that just replies, "Jesus Christ, how do you sleep at night?" to every LinkedIn post 
 Yo, I was in Whole Foods and there's a new device at the checkout that's all like, "Pay with your palm with Amazon One!" and I'm pretty sure folks two towns away heard the "oh HELL no!" 
 Tech people: the fuck is a passkey? 
 Saw an article about crypto bros that was all, "ha ha, those idiots thought it would just keep getting more valuable forever!" and while that is indeed dumb, it's also the entire premise of investing in the stock market 
 This amazing exchange on Murder She Wrote: 

Grant Goodeve:  You ask a lot of questions.
Jessica Fletcher: I'm nosy. 
 nostr:npub1kt3hutklgrma64ykjwk4trxq9rtyfnxhkjz729g4pd9xl7hzhrjse75004 I'm looking for book recomm... 
 @9b382cd5 @b2e37e2e Lois McMaster Bujold, The Warrior's Apprentice 
 Though I'm a horror fan, body horror has never been my thing. But today I had a tooth pulled and an implant drilled into my skull, and I can now say I like body horror even less. 
 Of course Bono is kind of a ridiculous egomaniac, but you gotta give him credit for appearing on the Mary J. Blige cover of "One" where she OWNS the song. 
 And that's his best song! This isn't "11 o'clock Tick Tock" or some shit! 
 @05688cb8 ha! I got mine for free! 
 @d6c50095 This one's so close I wasn't sure it was satire at first 
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 TL;DR: It's bad to kill people. 
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 @bb4455cb I wish I knew more about California geography so I could give you the good response I suspect this joke deserves! 
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 I need to let this go, but it just bugs the shit out of me. This tiny town funds a library. The mostly-rural state works to get digital lends to all residents. And here's ol' Brewster pretending like none of it exists.