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 nostr:npub1ygrf5pf0ahkyyyrngv3twymqcz7pav6ssymrhdj90luscm9llszq56cg6z I think kids would find the... 
 @ce29a74f 

Heh. Maybe. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

I especially like the way they recline a half inch. 
 Have I mentioned that I hate airplanes today? 
 I was on an airplane earlier today where a kid in the row behind me said:

"I don't know what it is about airplane seats, but they are so comfortable."

To which I responded a bit too loudly:

AREN'T THEY THOUGH.

 💺 
 Alright y’all group hug. 
 @f94ef26b 

Arright. BRING IT IN ERRYONE. :bear_hug: 
 nostr:npub1ygrf5pf0ahkyyyrngv3twymqcz7pav6ssymrhdj90luscm9llszq56cg6z the real one, or the one in... 
 @6bbfda22 

Crap. I have no idea. ヽ(ー_ー )ノ 
 Lately I've been thinking a lot about why I should apparently be thinking more about the Roman empire. 

:thinking_rotate: 
 Fun fact:

Las Vegas translates to English as.

:vegan: THE VEGAN :vegan: 

Which is why Las Vegas is known for it's lively vegan culture. 
 Tigers blood got me turning into a vampire in the day time. :at_marcyScary: 
 The best part about getting a tigers blood snow cone is watching the sacrificial ritual. 

I love summertime. :no1SummerJam: 
 Got some carb cleaner on my lip last night and now it’s numb. This could be the start to a grea... 
 @671d0e04 

Time to try some new experimental make-out techniques. 
 How’s everyone doing today? FEDI MAKE SOME NOISE 
 @671d0e04 

:bananadance_smile: :lets-flarping-go: :ablobblewobble: :stinkoman_challenge: :left-shark: :birdvibetriangle: :partytime: :partyparrot: 
 nostr:npub1ygrf5pf0ahkyyyrngv3twymqcz7pav6ssymrhdj90luscm9llszq56cg6z Oh it’s a war of attritio... 
 @671d0e04 

IDEK WHAT THAT MEANS BUT YOU'RE ON.

:cc_fightgar_gun: 
 I have the day off of work folks, it’s gunna be nothing but shitposts

Mute button is here 👇 
 @671d0e04 

Jokes on you. You're spending your day off with my replies. 
 ✈️<🚘<🚌<🚉

Airplanes suck 
 So, apparently some farmer out in Texas hit a power line with his tractor and that took out air traffic control for like half the country.

Airplanes suck. 
 :cursedEmojo_sick: :blobcatsick: 
 Updated my instance thumbnail. Admining ftw. 
 nostr:npub1ygrf5pf0ahkyyyrngv3twymqcz7pav6ssymrhdj90luscm9llszq56cg6z idk, haven't installed it y... 
 @ceb1c0ce 

Yeah. I would check htop and try a diffierent DE 
 okay so guys i need tech support

laptop very slow on kde fedora after installing 
 As long as you have matching shoes, matching socks are optional. 
 :ablobjoin: 

*Mickey mouse clubhouse theme song starts playing 
 Watching the DND movie with my gorl rn. :comfypopcorn: :popcorn_maker: 
 Anyone ever heard of dry-needling? 
 Well, dry needling is a little like this:

>tell your PTA wife your leg hurts. 
>she stabs it with a bunch of needles so it hurts worse
>next day all better 
 Holy crap I want egg drop soup so bad right now. 
 Stay safe out there adventurers. The internet is a place. 
 Whoops.

Did I just drop an emoji scraper on fedi?

:hsr_doYouHas: 

https://git.mylegendary.quest/twizzay/discoMoji 
 In my MR Krabs voice

Aaargh hah ah ah hah me boy 
 @thegreatape :gentoo: :nixos: :sway:   

In my head your Mr. Krabs impression kinda sucks. 

:spongebob: 
 Time to feed horses. :flan_tired: 
 One of the cool things about infrared cameras is that you can tell when someone is farting. 
 Hiking today. I wonder what's in this cave... 
 Watching Demon Slayer at church while I do security for the seminary students right now. 
 @30443b74 

Ohhh. I have, historically not been a huge fan of sucklesses stuff. But, I will take a look. 

Do you use this? 
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 nostr:npub1ygrf5pf0ahkyyyrngv3twymqcz7pav6ssymrhdj90luscm9llszq56cg6z binary space partitioning w... 
 @05300f3b 

I shall try it on the morrow. Thank you for your service, Sir. Sweet dreams. Ilysm. 
 Who knows probably smoke flames pure disaster really 
 Should be alright. I'm only working the first half then visit mum and Dad with the little one. St... 
 @🧯Billy Hughes 

Oh snap. I'm living further in the future than you! 

(forgot what day it is for a sec. Lol)

Goin pre'y gud. I'm gonna watch a few episodes of Demon Slayer and head to bed.

Keep the horizon warm for me! :blobcatbigfan: 
 @05300f3b.

Hey Whats the name of that WM that you use instead of :i3: again? 
I wanted to try it out but cant remember the name… 
 >"well, I guess I better go."

My wife saying goodbye to her mom just now so we can leave on our date. 
 How many apples have you put down your shirt? 

#ThingsIHaveSaidToAOneYearOld 
 "I did some things at a time when things were in certain places and after which, certain events transpired. I'm just saying, man. You cant prove that I'm the one who threw that DK barrel full of bananas into the gorilla enclosure." 
 @feld 

You're bringing down my thread. :pepe_cry: 
 @feld 

Just learned about this story. :at_JakeTheDog-sadComfortFood: 
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 @feld 

I miss the days when this was normal