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 @feld 

You're bringing down my thread. :pepe_cry: 
 @feld 

Just learned about this story. :at_JakeTheDog-sadComfortFood: 
 Pretty sure my wife is watching the smash hit Hollywood film "land before time" without me right now.

:at_finnSUS: 
 I'm old. How old? So old that I still can't bring myself to put a space in a filename. 
 "I'm gonna go play with the kids."

>walk into the nursery
>lay on the ground
>kids jump on me repeatedly.

This is the life, my homies. 
 :duckie-shrug: :cursedEmojo_panic: :cursedEmojo_depressed: 
 Dont do it, don't piss 
 @Anthony “Maybe Mitch Connor” Bacon  @87705a52 

One time I pissed off. But only one time. It was a special occasion. :christmasparrot: 
 nostr:npub1ygrf5pf0ahkyyyrngv3twymqcz7pav6ssymrhdj90luscm9llszq56cg6z looks like we should ask a ... 
 @6234c6e4 

The one thing scammers don't want to be is a liability after all. 
 nostr:npub1ygrf5pf0ahkyyyrngv3twymqcz7pav6ssymrhdj90luscm9llszq56cg6z I don't remember that happe... 
 @1e719491 

Maybe I was just in a poorer school district? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Lol thats so funny because out here (CA) I have started noticing that some busses don't have a back door. 

It's super weird to me the first time I saw it I stared at it for like 3 minutes going "hang on… somethings different." :suspicious: 
 @1e719491 

Never read the books. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Dang. Isnt it crazy how much things have changed? I blame Facebook. 
 @1e719491  to be fair, school buses did break down a lot when I was a kid it seemed. 
 nostr:npub1ygrf5pf0ahkyyyrngv3twymqcz7pav6ssymrhdj90luscm9llszq56cg6z I feel like it broke down a... 
 @1e719491 

Never read the books. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Dang. Isnt it crazy how much things have changed? I blame Facebook. 
 I don't know what the heck I'm talking about. 
 Thinking about that episode of the magic schoolbus where the bus breaks down and a bunch of 10 yea-olds push it to an abandoned building where they break and enter and then spend the night. 

The public education system just isnt what it used to be. :saddowns: 
 The magic schoolbus really only ever changed it's paint and got smaller. 
 Not gonna lie, ADHD memes are super relatable. 
 @29a7ec2e 

I got distracted halfway through this post. 
 @f140e2f2 

Weird fact I learned in Family And Consumer Science class:

Food with fats and oils absorbs microwave energy better than foods without. :thinkhappy: 
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 @feld 

You're bringing down my thread. :pepe_cry: