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 I want to start two radio stations. Heavy Metal and Techno 
 The only thing a lot of you have to look forward too is eating dinner, jacking off to porn and it shows 
 I need to buy a tarp 
why? 
men buy tarps 
 If any of you remember "married with children" i'm just wondering where they got all the fat chicks for some of the scenes.
it wasn't exactly common back then 
 you ever deal with someone so stupid you just walk away from a conversation? 
 Should I take my meds tonight or tomorrow? 
 What? 
 @Vyram Kraven like a law for road rage 
 do they have road rage bills in your states? because the one thats going into effect here in utah is nothing more than extortion 
 Anyone on here game on Linux? 
 curious if I should buy a water filter or not. because I could always start a fire and just boil the water 
 I'm thinking about being confusing with bumper stickers on my truck. I already have an Infowars.com bumper sticker and was thinking about getting an NPR one just to confuse people 
 Why do I have furries following me? 
 Morning fedi
my bladder woke me up 
 I want a wife thats more racist than I am 
 Tomorrow could be 911 times 100 
 Still want to colonize a brown girl 
 I wonder if the CD player in my truck works 
 anyhow I gotta get ready for bed if anyone cares 
 Tolerance is not a Christian virtue 
 weirdly I really want turkey for some reason 
 kind of want to get an apple computer to see what all the fuss is about 
 bbl hospital again 
 @jaf oh no 
 #foxgirlfriday at least the AI is good with camo and putting the ears through the hat

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 I still feel like i don't fit in on the fediverse. 
other that the occasional TND I don't have a lot in common or even know what you fuckers are on about most of the time 
 @Tyler most amazing thing is the nig is still around to beat the race traitor 
 What do you think will happen first? 
the digital dollar or me finally saving up enough to build a race truck? 
 You have one of those days that it seems like the people you interact with are off in la la land and it pisses you off? 
i'm in one of those moods 
 You ever have a moment someone pisses you off so bad that you have time to think about the consequences of what you wanna do to them and calculate if it worth it? 

I can't be the only one 
 Depending on where you were, things could get horrible with ZT policies. 
 @owl. @🌲-alist Oh I've been to kiddie jail. 
 The problem with ZT policies is perfectly outlined in his assessment.

The people doing the right... 
 @owl. @🌲-alist I grew up with zero tolerance and was bullied for being a fat weirdo. But I can also throw a punch and got rewarded for standing up for myself from my parents. 
 I can find patterns in just about anything. 
it takes real discipline to ignore most of them 
 is polygamy legal with foxgirls? 
 We must glass israel so we can all get foxwives and make kits with them 
 nostr:npub1ysufjjd485tftr4wy2a83fqyqvtfq0yn820gl8vl6hcsdz8uv2hskx2jyl they use the same outlet as... 
 morning peeps 
 were the doctors who gave you them jewish 
 @g r e y no actually just mormon 
 I should probably take my meds 
 The last apple computer I used was an Apple 2le
This was probably in 95-96 
it was also the first computer I ever used 
 uwu 
 @jaf owo 
 I feel like poop now 
 @Shibe  like the slippery healthy kind or the dried out kind? 
 Taking a second nap was a bad idea 
 @Shibe  sleep is never a bad idea 
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 @jaf @pistolero @Salastil too much futa head 
 First we must answer the jewish question 
 no really why does anyone still use google shit? 
 @jaf habit anymore. 
 at this point I would date a black chick as long as she's not older than me and fat. 
 go to academy instead. the employees at walmart are all waterheads and niggers and squatty aztecs. 
 What is the gun buying experience at Walmart? 
 nostr:npub1qw3gl734duhry2m05e2mkf9hcj0z72yndxlrqkxcjzj5v57em0nsrlqe66 IDK what you mean. Burger K... 
 @6e030f75 @Rick is getting laid (off) When burger king food is fresh I think its pretty good but the keyword is fresh 
 Girls enjoy having their butthole sniffed 
 I will say this though. 
You have no idea how satisfying it is to ram someone's car that's fucking with you especially when they go from threatening you to being threatened. not saying its a good idea but is satisfying none the less. 
 crew cab is where it's at, nibba 
 @flux_the_cat :windmilloffriendship: (is cooking (h... its a 4door long bed! you have any idea how annoying it is to park? 
 I wish my truck was a regular cab 
 What do you think is the greatest anime of all time? 
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 What is with the obsession over gas mileage? I have two v8s and just roll with it 
 I don't remember where but I showed all my guns to people on some kind of social media and the only response I got was "Did you raid the discount bin?" 
in all honestly the only gun i'm iffy about is my Taurus g2c but thats mainly because I haven't put that many rounds through it 
 tittysprinkles 
 i'm too dehydrated to drink 
 @g r e y thats when you get the good old bottle opener out 
 @:catnoears: Royper :gundam:  back in the days of 2 strokes they would only need one to get the same amount of Tq 
 if you niggas are making beans how long do you soak kidney beans for? 
 re: Bullying

You hear too often about kids committing suicide from bullying. I wonder if this ha... 
 @🌲-alist some people deserve to get bullied though 
now everyone is a nerd 
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 And no i don't care if you feed them to a snake 
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 @[persona nun grata] owl. for shits and giggles. the only one i'm pissed about the price is the spirit box which is just a cheap radio that sweeps across radio frequencies to supposedly get spirit voices 
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 @anime graf mays 🛰️🪐 isn't that like $5 american? 
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