GM! Touch my trees and I'll break your knees 

 say gm to fren

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 It's like looking at a butterfly, but while being on acid #inkblotart 

 Help my boy out, he wants to move into the woods with a Decathlon tent! Fulfill his dream! Zap his balls off(not in literal sense)!

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 do 10 jumping jacks and then dip your testicles in hot water and take a shot of vodka 

 Help, some lunatic barged into my forest... He chopped down most of the trees to make reusable condoms with the fabric, jabbered about how it would be a revolutionary product or something... I have a plan to get back at him I just need money pls 

 chichen nuggest 

 May I ask, why wait for 2030? Sell all your things for Bitcoin, Even your house! You're always welcome to live in the forest 

 That's kinda rude, I live in a Decathlon tent and life's fucking good. Also All In is possible with only 99 BTC too. 

 Well I'm a bit of a scrooge so no money from me, but I do wish you good luck in cyberbegging as it can be lucrative. Get creative, make up some sob stories or something to guilt trip people into donating, again best of luck from the Lorax! 

 Some ideas from me to you:

-My dog got hit by a tractor
-They cooked my rabbit and ate it
-My hamster fell into the urinal and flushed itself
-My great-grandma overdosed nicotine and choked with her own puke
-An anvil fell on my head and now I have testicular cancer

Now, let's get that bread! The grind NEVER ends! 

 Elon, Elon, Elon... fuck Elon