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 Practice rolling these lollipop joints.

Think I can do a few more though this coming week and be able to do a roll breakdown.
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 I'm seeing a lot of memes saying, "vote nobody" , and that it doesn't matter because both parties... 
 I'm not voting.

I'll be buying bitcoin instead of voting.
It's public for all to see and tamper proof. 
Kinda like voting should be.

Change my mind and convince me you haven't fallen for the binary 2 party system that requires using the broken system, to fix the broken system.  
 I invite my enemies to use and enjoy my code

FREE AND OPEN SOURCE IS THE WAY 

I will die in thi... 
 I'm poopy at understanding anything you can already do... 🤷🤣👍 
 And to think.... we'd zap 1M sats back and forth to eachother for fun back in the day.... 
 United States gender reveal is tomorrow, what yall hoping for a girl or a boy ??🤣🤣 
 Me scrolling notes from nostr devs:
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 My aircraft emergencies bot is now on NOSTR. This bot posts when aircraft squawk an emergency cod... 
 Super dope. 
 Childsupport court on the 14th. 
🤡🌎 
 Is marked safe from the hellthread. 🤙 
 I would love to work @ square or cashapp. Do you need to hire a new receptionist or janitor by an... 
 When home loans via Borrow?
😅 
 I need the kinda friends who bring out the sand rail and pull my boat in the snow this winter..... 
 A 20% down payment on a house means that the value of the house can fall by almost 20% before the... 
 They know know that home values don't rise. The dollar just gets devalued.

Essentially they are betting the dollar keeps crashing, so people need more dollars for homes.

Then they can say "look it gained value!" 
 You can have anything you want in life. 

You can be anyone you want.

Nothing holds you back. 

... 
 Banks are starting to do the same shit that led to the 2008 financial crisis.

Lately I've been s... 
 Where?

Let me scoop a multi family property real quick I can live in for a year and then fully rent out to have chasflow so I can go live in my RV and homeschool my son. 
 Early bird gets the worm. I have a 700q score. I'll take a 1% loan for a cash production asset like multi family real estate and scoop up some of this "affordable housing" being built to rent out, so my lifestyle is affordable. 
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 GOOD MORNING

Today is the last day of the pre-show. The real insanity begins tomorrow and, if we... 
 One side is going to be crying for months. 
 JUST IN: 🇩🇪 Largest European Telecom, Deutsche Telekom to start mining #Bitcoin using surplus energy.

It's happening 🙌 
 Oh boy here we go again. Women are obsessed with me. Haven’t had women throwing themselves at m... 
 It's actually kinda annoying.

Women choose who to fuck.
Men fuck who they are allowed to.

Most women throwing themselves at you, have done the same with other guys. Mostly with nefarious intentions. 

It's just your turn. 
 Good morning and pura vida, Nostr! It's time to create notes and send zaps! 💜🤙🏻🫂

It'... 
 Notes created.
Zaps sent.

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 What would life be without a photo bombing fur ball?

🫂💜🤙 
 Male cat. Explains it all. 🤣 
 Female cats like male humans
Male cats like female humans

 
 The government will never blockchain voting, because it would be visible to the public and tamperproof.

 
 Tried to get a female coworker to read the Bitcoin Standard. She got about 20 pages in and gave i... 
 Can't fix stupid.

You can give regular people the information(food) served from a Michelin star restaurant on a silver plate, and they will still send the plate back for something....

The average Americans IQ is so low form consuming useless forms of media, that being stupid is acceptable now. Social media companies even pay you for it now. 👍 
 I am watching the Monday range play out for now, keeping an eye on which of these levels breaks first - $67.6k or $69.2k
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🎶 Playing; Iration - Guava Lane(stu brooks dub remix)
 
 Maybe because not many people even know how to add photos there. Like myself, who only uses amethyst even and been here since early 2023....

You wouldn't believe how confusing nostr is for regular people still..... 
 #asknostr 
How'd we go from likes on nostr arnt value to pokey notifications that alert you to every 🤙 your notes get?

For the normies? 
 Very nice. My phones stay on DND except for zaps. 

Worst thing in the middle of a phone call with a client, is getting notifications dinging mid conversation. Lol. 
 Early morning fall rain.
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GM 
 Done some basic calcs, based on inflows, exchange coins, ratios etc.  Barring a game-changing eve... 
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 #asknostr
Describe what a "Nostr Lifestyle" is. 
 Bitcoin will hit $100,000 by mid-to-late 2025. 
 Calculated bullish.
Zero Hopium. 

Time will tell. 
 When you finish the time reversal hypershifter lmk. 

I wanna go back too. Lol 
 Someone tried to steal my identity. 

They are more than welcome to my shot credit score from buying bitcoin.

I can only open "secured credit cards"
Not even Lowes or home depot.
🤣 
 (Stole this from a friend) 
 "If you wait around forever you'll surely drown"
- Red Jumpsuit Apparatus  
 [ LOTTERY ]

⚡️ Lightning Lottery has begun ⚡️

🎲 Play with fellow nostriches
🔥 Win... 
 /lottery 700 
 Using my extra hour on nostr.
WHAT ABOUT YOU 
 Is teaching my kid gun safety starting with a cap gun at 4yrs old a Yay or Nay for parenting?
#asknostr
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 I told my mother about bitcoin for years and she was like “yeah, cool, nah.” She’s in her 7... 
 Slowly but surely. 🤙 
 wtf is this #asknostr 
 Ask the people on nostr anything. 
 Just my take on things:
"no 🍊 zones" for normies = nostr wins

It's not that nostr needs more topics, it's that one particular topic is also in all these other topics. Basically to the point a new person can't go anywhere on nostr without seeing something about that other topic...

Imma go this month not saying a thing about it.
Or at least trying to...
😅

 
 After two years full-time here on #Nostr, I'm going to say it again...

It's not a good sign that... 
 Engagement is only up cuz I'm back
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 Political TV ads are an actual plague. 
 If I see one fucking more I'm going to rage smash my TV like those from the left do in conversations. 
 I probably need to start smoking cigarettes again. 
 I bought a pack the other day...

$10.53

I honestly need to give up nicotine for good.
Think imma just buy bitcoin every time I have a craving. 

Teach myself 2 lesson at once.
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 Routers know your exact location in your home at all time.... 
 FYI; it is.

Have you ever seen a kid chip paint off the wall and eat it? 
 Private keys are too difficult for the human.

The average house user does not want to deal with ... 
 I used to think like this too.

But, you now know the problem.
Work on solving it.

Or bitch out! 
 First they come for the squirrels. 
 *property 
 I can’t believe they killed his squirrel.. 
 How to damage men.

 Crush Their Heart.  
 How did my income double but I still can't afford cat litter, cat food, and more weed?

I stuck to the budget. Didn't go anywhere but work.
Should have $500 or so left over.
Did prices go up again or something? 😅


 
 *Kicks in door of HR

"ILL BE DOING MY OWN TAXES FROM NOW ON"

*never pays them again. 
 I told my g/f we should eat one of the two for dinner.

My son and her looked at me sideways...

I tried...

🤣🤷💜🫂 
 GM 
 Going to tell people I sold all my bitcoin for a random coin listed at tradeogre on the 8th.

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You can pay with sats too.