sir, uptober arrow should be green 😂  

 stay humble, stack sats 

 What do you mean? 

 What’s my single node theory? Haha I think you may have confused one of my shitposts with me being serious. 😂

Mine is a little less than that. I haven’t cleared my chance since I bought this phone on Saturday though. 

 You’re likely going to be storing more notes if you read from more relays. The thing that really shoots up if you use a lot of relays is data bandwidth usage. 

 https://youtu.be/jiA3RnMxFU0 

 Maybe more. I got a new shirt now. 😂 

 anyone know if there's issues with @Coinos zap receipts being published? i just zapped this note and clients are not showing the zap. 

 I also checked Primal 

 Have not checked if a receipt was actually published to relays though 

 Nope 

 Seems like an issue with @Coinos. I can’t find any zap receipts published on your note. 

 https://v.nostr.build/Dj66V.mp4 

 I’m not trying to use it myself. I just want to know if they removed it and why. I don’t see any way to send and receive using lightning in the app anymore. 

 @miles @moneyball 

 I’ve already doxed my city many times. I’m in Austin. 

 Is Texas no longer supported? I can’t find an announcement about that anywhere. 

 Seems like it was removed for Texas residents 

 It’s back. Did you do something to get it back for me or something? 

 Alby is the one that prints that message 😂 

 Try https://notprimal.lol 

 It has calling

nostr:note1ja5cjlzc9yadzcv4r7ry0wqe3l9ydj2zepg68utg2y8c7fqmrels0hxce6 

 Are you on Android? I haven’t had any problems on Android. Haven’t tried the iOS one. 

 Also, that secret chat button provides forward secrecy. Not sure if people know that. Messages won’t show up on other devices or Nostr apps though. 

 Claude is making it for him 😂 

 One thing I’ve learned about Nostr is that if you don’t post about it every friggen day, many people will miss your memo 

 #yestr 

 Only purple subscribers get access to TF now 

 https://damus.io/purple 

 #yestr 

 Bump it to the top 🚀 

 Can’t see the messages and I have an iPhone 16. Gotta axe that Latest Messages header and make the spacing tighter. 

 #yestr I just did 50  pushups and suddenly I’m not as annoyed at the regarded people on nostr 😂 

 Nah. @jb55 is there. 

 It’s still pretty awesome. Woooteee 😂. I can write something to clean up the API response and replace the npubs with author names. 

 Shouldn’t be too much work. Not sure when I’ll get around to it though. 

 https://media.tenor.com/bcQxGYJqD6wAAAAC/bugs-bunny-no-no.gif 

 Bruh we can fix it without being spammed 😂 

 Hahaha wut 😂 

 Get me out of this clown world 😂 

 Narrator: it was too disruptive to ordinary users 😂 

 MF offered to share the code. We don’t want the code. We want to slap him. 🤣 

 I gave it the trending notes from the nostr.band API, so it’s global 

 This is what it means by global greetings 😂

Various "GM" (Good Morning) and "GN" (Good Night) posts from users around the world.

It’s first summary was long, so I kept refining it to make it shorter. 

 @𝕾𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖑𝖊𝖊𝖕𝖞 try feeding the trending notes from nostr.band and making a podcast with it. You can get it here https://api.nostr.band

Click /v0/trending/notes, then click Try it out, then click Execute, and then click the copy button next to Download. 

 Please don’t 😂 

 Relays prob rejected it. I think notes have a max char limit. 

 Claude was smart enough to replace all the npubs in the content with author names. Hopefully the model you’re using is too. 

 I told you not to do it 🤣 

 I told him to make a podcast, not dump all the trending notes in a note 😂 

 Hopefully the spammers were not paying attention to this thread 😂 

 Can’t start till Uptober. I don’t make the rules. 😂 

 Good enough to swap back in nostr.band relay and remove the one WoT relay I was using 😀 

 I dunno. I just swapped it back in to try it. So far so good. 

 What resources did you give it? 

 What if you fed it your entire feed of notes for the day and had it summarize the feed in a podcast? Daily Nostr Frog Report 🚀 

 Or maybe just the 24 hr trending notes