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 (flips hair, bats lashes)

didn't bjork do something called volta ? 
 jared leto also does a mars volta i think 
 english, not screenshots unless they clearly communicate something to me #dumbshit 
 really, get off my dick unless you're helping with the jack patrick dorsey situation 
 I'm going to laugh if uncensored free speech is the reason humanity goes extinct. 
 timing is important sometimes

#newnationhawaii 
 what's the actual name of the blue hug emoji? 
 the one that looks like an old movie projector or something? 
 yes that one
it could be a mouse or something also
i only figured it out with the colorful one @jack uses 
 Has stealth ever been used in combat?

何億光年の彼方まで突撃ラブハート 
 heh 
 they were better before

https://www.ugg.com/women/sequins/ 
 New psyop who dis nostr:note1hdc7d8lpe25s0eyex7lwqelts4249scm7rx4lnmypplvh65zajhqkjz8am 
 so subtle its hard to interpret 
 LIKE HE REPORTS DIRECTLY TO A VERMONT DOCTOR

(if you cannot look this up and translate, ask the teste surgeon supporting ocean) nostr:note1jk77gzk6rd3k35ltec4ut2wpe7yag8r79976rajdkdkvzqyp6g8sztgatt 
 why send this crap to me? 
 id do it if @jack sends me an email 
 have you ever lived in Berkeley? part of my family is from there 
 #GIANTDUMBSHIT 
 your english is not improving, leave me alone 
 fun but not comfortable (i like the tall ones, and sequined uggs lol which are way more comfortable)

https://www.thefryecompany.com/collections/womens-boots 
 No I don’t wanna fall in love with you.
✉️ 
 i didn't ask you, did i ?

if you're someone else you better drop the mask, that's all i have to say 
 my personal, not to be used by nostr, nickname is ty 
 #ASEA (does this sound similar to this artist?)

https://youtu.be/cg3myULHqiE?si=MZrT2skOYnjFSJgJ 
 There's an actual religion called: "The Church Of Google" where people believe Google is their god.  
 i can register online to be able to marry other people (cant remember what thats called) 
 if #cutiepatootie is available to market a product for a fee

i would like him all to myself

there is no metaphor about in person

i'm not jealous except here 
 I wanna do something where I just hang out with prominent / OG bitcoiners all day and just do lik... 
 theres always room for the right court jester 
 jack is still the hottie
but not bad ;) 
 I've tried to orange pill my father for years.

I bought him #TheBitcoinStandard by Saifedean. He... 
 any marketing strategy that "faces off" a parent and child needs to be reexamined 

#bitcoin 
 Epic nostr:note1sn25fwrj0v6h3ma9rtycmhjezwemw348u97cpnr6uctndt7n2y2qj69nn9 
 some guy recently suggested that unvaccinated male sperm was going to be the new gold or something

vaccines stop things
not your sperm 
 @jb55 you need to get rid of the broadcast button

not sure why, but thats the latest "advice" 
 "good for you" or "go fuck yourself"

do you notice the attitude difference between those two? 
 maybe be more specific next time

its already very evident that you have an aggressive attitude 
 hey bitch i've interacted with you before 
 BlackRock has a new inflow of $10.4 billion this year.

$IBIT alone has accounted for $5.2 billio... 
 @jack you could start with "black rock" as a term to prove #booyahbitches

https://youtu.be/jd-qI62gNJM?si=qjz3xhE6HLx6SBFw 
 man that is a good moose knuckle and horse's ass 
 #bitcoin
#btc
all other #nad as well

please produce enough noise to make jack patrick dorsey send me an email (don't try to rename anything else but email, email)

https://youtu.be/XKhJKQcTUYM?si=77u1TEXV3VPqoCEf 
 i wonder, did asea start the alkaline water trend? nostr:note1ch3jxktaz0yk8j5z8pcvhqn5f9n2cs8ryrfgw5z3qp8mr59w369sqjkkwv 
 #NAD 
 awesome, intersperse planting with nitrogen fixers you can later use for mulch or compost or whatever 
 good ideas for me also :) 
 @jack 

(flips hair, bats lashes)

does anyone remember ASEA water?

DONT PUSH ME! 
 i'm not in "fintech", so i cannot possibly figure out the metaphor for #bitcoin

but i could rip ASEA's "asshole" open about how their marketing violates human decency in science and marketing just inside what united states of america law will allow

#notsmart 
 motorboat for sats or something? 
 do you get stuff on here for posting boobie pictures?

just teasing thats all
#sexist 
 i enjoy looking at them 
 damn straight nostr:note16ag6eclul3pf7h9ewlnsnep26klqkyfsky4nhz93rugrl8vhl70scjys3r 
 motorboat for sats or something? 
 Greetings to all fellow Cloud enthusiasts! Excited to contribute and collaborate with you all. Le... 
 fuck the cloud
it is destroying our planet 
 the fibers will save us from the cloud #dumbshit 
 it might be helpful to create a online reading level check for each language 

know your audience? 
 sounds like you have some experience in this area 
 saying a smart thing in a complicated way with fancy words does not signal intelligence, it signa... 
 it might be helpful to create a online reading level check for each language 

know your audience? 
 I think no one has tried to write an antispam relay policy that just excludes notes from people t... 
 i think its dangerous to put that kind of power into the hands of idiots 
 I'm watching the mountains I'm watching the sea
Observing the creatures I am lost - set me free
A... 
 huh? 
 i think you guyz should really stop attacking or insulting @jack 
 how do i know he is your beloved? 
 after all, i did say @jack was satoshi (whatever that means) 
 i do not speak emoji 
 do you ask #dumbshit questions just for the interaction?

what dialect of english are you native to? 
 my sister says the two rules of living a good life are

1 communicate
2 dont be a douche 
 she does know how to send an email, receive one as well

AND her middle name is MOANA ;) 
 why would i ask you questions or care about your answers if i dont know who you are? 
 i really dislike social media 
 do you drink ASEA, or use it as a health supplement?

if you dont know about it dont ask me, look it up!