advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- you are worthy of greatness.
- the winning lottery numbers for two weeks from now are 2, 57, 1, 48, 99, 70, & 51
advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stand up, take your meds, drink some water
- you are releasing the grudge.
- you get really drunk & at a new year's eve party in 2037, meet & spend the night with michael saylor. don't worry, all ya'll end up doing is talking about bitcoin while cuddling all night
advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stand up, take your meds, drink some water
- you are beautiful just the way you are.
- everybody becomes obsessed with feet. no i mean, really, pictures of feet are everywhere, like boobs were
advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- break free from painful relationship patterns permanently.
- yes, the government has technology to know what you are thinking, & records it constantly. stop thinking so much about big titty goth girls, it's embharassing
advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- in the year 2901, april 9th, all the pandas in zoos riot against their zookeepers, killing tens of thousands of people all over the world with sharpened bamboo sticks
- you deserve the best.
advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- it is safe to love. it is safe to be loved.
- the lizard people had another protest today at the capital. oh wait no... sorry, didn't mean to mislead anyone, they aren't actually "lizard people," just people that have pet lizards.
advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- you have the power to transcend the business of your mind anytime, and reconnect with who you truly are
- the first, real, Jurassic Park theme park just opened up, we did the whole copying DNA thing. it's all very cool, but one thing we didn't expect was how much the velociraptors shit. like, they are almost constantly shitting, no joke
advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- unclench your jaw, take your meds, drink some water
- you deserve more.
- the human race just perished due people not "believing" climate change. we fucked up y'all LOL
advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- unclench your jaw, take your meds, drink some water
- your inner peace deserves being protected. fight for it.
- nano takes over. apparently people don't like transaction fees. invest in nano, TRUST.
advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- unclench your jaw, take your meds, drink some water
- you are allowed to be great.
- energy drinks now have 5,550mg of caffeine. You have a 98% chance of dying with them
advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- unclench your jaw, take your meds, drink some water
- surrender to the flow of the universe.
- emory has switched himself out for a clone of himself, me. I'll be doing all the work for him from here on out. I also plan to "take care" of him while he is sleeping tonight; this town ain't big enough for the two of us
advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- unclench your jaw, take your meds, drink some water
- you are precious. you are a part of all that is.
- quantum computers make porn really, really good.
advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- unclench your jaw, take your meds, drink some water
- stop giving a fuck about what other people think, you don't need them.
- just got back from the year 52001, furthest I've gone in the future; in a nut shell, star wars is real, had sex with a twi'lek, they kinky af
advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- unclench your jaw, take your meds, drink some water
- you are thriving. trust yourself.
- i won a huge bet on the Yankees today. I may or may not have used time-traveling to my advantage.
take naps through the day
i usually sleep 5ish hours too with one or two one hour naps throughout the day and it helps my anxiety a lot
even if you can’t sleep for the nap, just laying there in the dark with a fan on & closing your eyes for a bit helps a lot
sending good vibes
advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- you are loveable. you are enough.
- make sure you have an umbrella in the year 2,542, on January 25th. it literally rains cats & dogs; nobody can explain why
advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- love & appreciate your ability to love.
- so i have bad news & good news: the bad news is you never win the lottery in your life. the good news is that you'll find $5 on the ground outside a McDonald's once
advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- massive wealth is coming your way, hang tight.
- they just made a new spray that, if you spray your cat once with it, your cat will never have a hairball, ever again! it does have a small side effect of making your cat grow an extra leg, though, but nbd
advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- you are perfect, just the way you are.
- the next time you drink from a water fountain, it's going to shoot up in your face, so be careful
advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- you are a money magnet.
- don't worry. you'll meet someone and fall in love. they put out, too, a lot.
advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- you can overcome any obstacle that comes your way.
- world peace is finally achieved in the year 3821. we all walk around naked & become farmers. also, unlimited tacos. it's great.
advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
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- Tesla's stock goes down to $0.01. Amazon's goes up to $10,034.02. Kraft Heinz' goes up to $130,029,488,912.03. Everybody becomes obsessed with ketchup in the future, and puts it in everything. Literally... everything.
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