MY NIETZSCHE INDEPENDENT STUDIES CLASS WAS APPROVED!!!!!!


good time to be in bitcoin


saw the girl at sprouts again, was too chicken to ask for her number


RISE UP


how to "lazy farm" on #diabloimmortal, enjoy!
https://youtu.be/ztWtrJmPOjU?si=HF_XHqG9DgUKIXhd
#gaming #diablo #mobilegaming


it’s a great day to be alive


GO CONQUER


keep going back to sprouts just to try to give that cute cashier my number, but she hasn't been there since the first time lol
my fridge is packed with things I don't need


checking out at the checkout


fell in love with a cashier at sprouts yesterday


I gave away bitcoin to the children in 2020 and they went nuts. My daughter edited this together from camera roll footage and I paid her $100 in sats on her @Blink – The Everyday Bitcoin Wallet.

Picture them as OTC brokers and it makes it even better.

Unfortunately these cards are no more a thing, but you can do this with nostr:npub1yn4mddvdpwvy49jmwmuze600lpu4ej2sskjdp80dc455nm2edtdqaztec0  or nostr:npub13qv9uflfdn70c0zcccju7uxymwn407xjax4he2uq75qj5dp7klfqt74rrf
https://m.primal.net/LoIo.mov


a convicted criminal and an adjudicated rapist just won the presidency


TODAY IS THE DAY
GO VOTE


just picked up my copy and GUESS WHO IS ON THE FRONT?! FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW, LITERALLY MY FAVORITE GODDESS ON THE VARIANT COVER, WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING RIGHT NOW #dungeonsanddragons #dnd #gaming https://m.primal.net/LsjI.png


stay goth.


it’s a new day. going to take care of myself & push forward. i got this


thanks
major depressive episode yesterday


i’m a fucking loser


why are cats so crazy lol


she said she was level 18


'Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.'

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

https://cdn.nostr.build/p/X5yZ.png
#wisdom #philosophy #psychology #spirituality #poetry #art #surrealism #psychedelic #dream #midjourney


oops, forgot to add the pic LOL
https://m.primal.net/LjPe.jpg


right in front of me wth 😂💩


listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhivpgzmF7w&ab_channel=AimToHeadMix


girls that wear tights are the gods' gifts to mankind


Filthy Carl without a care in the world enjoying a moment of bliss in the warmth of the sun. 🌞 https://video.nostr.build/0562fa93975fc059fe355b8d85e4ed0c3f8056e339d901ec5274a03cf7cfa565.mp4


gm beautiful people


lf owf to follow lol


“It is the mark of an educated mind to entertain a thought without accepting it”. — Aristotle


so you’re aware of your ignorance & purposely choose to remain that way… gotcha


when confronted you have no arguments other than your family was “mean to you & they were dems” lol. grow a hide & get over it, you’re soft


it’s 2024
again with the insults i see, no healthy debate, no facts, no policies, just “so dumb”

you can’t even come up with different insults? cmon man you can troll better than that


so you have no facts & don’t want a healthy debate? very open-minded i see


pretty soft. i use lotion pretty regularly & make sure to use soap that’s gentle on the skin. if you need any more beauty tips lmk!


you still haven’t provided any facts or policies. still waiting


^ exhibit A people

notice the trumper doesn’t provide any facts of his own. no counter arguments. no heathy debate. no sharing of his own values or views. not even mentioning any policies. just “so dumb” & “yawn”

this is why Trump said he loves the poorly educated. nothing more moronic than blind allegiance


i suggest doing a thing called “research.” i could give you a long list of racist things he’s done & said, but you shouldn’t believe a random on the internet 😘


can’t argue with stupid


when you don’t have facts, you throw insults


doesn’t get more stupid than racism lol


i don’t, that’s what facts are for


imagine supporting the guy that banned blacks from his hotel, took away women’s rights, said to inject bleach on national television, said he’d remove the constitution & become a dictator, & thinks windmills cause cancer because “he trolls the left lol”


oh boy. supporting a man that's publicly said he wants to remove the constitution & become a dictator makes you as unamerican as you can get

you have a responsibility with so many eyes on you, I hope you do some deep reflection and choose country over party


ikr? so immature lol


there's no way you can support a man that says things that are so stupid lol, you must be trolling


"The stock market made a big mistake by declining" - Trump, Feb. 7th 2018

“If you go out and buy groceries, you need a picture on a card—you need ID.” - Trump, Aug. 31st 2018

[Hurricane Florence] was "one of the wettest we've ever seen, from the standpoint of water." - Trump, Sept. 19th 2018

"Don't you think my daughter's hot? She's hot, right?" - Trump, 1997, on his then 16 year old daughter

"Those numbers are so much bigger than any numbers that we’re talking about including child care that it’s going to take care — we’re gonna have, I look forward to having no deficits within a fairly short period of time." - Trump, Aug. 29 2024

Coupled with the reductions that I told you about on waste and fraud and all of the other things that are going on in our country because I have to stay with child care, I want to stay with child care — but those numbers are small relative to the kind of economic numbers that I’m talking about, including growth, but growth also headed up by what the plan is that I just, that I just told you about.

"...it's been 9 years, do you have a plan" "I have concepts of a plan!" - Trump, Sept. 10th, 2024

"And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning? Because you see [bleach] gets in the lungs, and it does a tremendous number on the lungs." - Trump, Apr. 23 2020

"Well, I think the climate change is just a very, very expensive form of tax." - Trump, Jan. 18th, 2014

"I have concepts of a plan!" - Trump, Sept. 10th 2024

“So, supposing we hit the body with a tremendous — whether it’s ultraviolet or just very powerful light — and I think you said that that hasn’t been checked, but you’re going to test it." - Trump, Apr. 23 2020

"And nobody knows what a community college is.” - Trump, April 28th, 2018

“I like heat, in a certain way.” - Trump, Dec. 20th, 2018

"Climate change is a hoax from China!" - Trump, Nov. 6th, 2012

"[Haitian immigrants] are eating the dogs, the cats." - Trump, Sept. 10th, 2024

“You go to the hospital. You have a broken arm. You come out, you are a drug addict." - Trump, May 30th, 2018

"Windmills causes cancer." - Trump, Aug. 2nd 2019

"[The KKK] have some very fine people." - Trump, Aug. 15th, 2017

"I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her." - Trump, 2006

“In Europe, they live—they’re forest cities, they’re called forest cities. They maintain their forest. They manage their forest. I was with the head of a major country—it’s a forest city." - Trump, Sept. 29th 2020

“When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.” - Trump, Oct. 7th 2005

"I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!" - Trump, Sept. 15th, 2024

"There were no deaths on January 6th, it was a day of love." Trump, a few days ago


judging an entire group of people based on your experience with your family isn’t the best way way to go through life my brother


#diablo #diabloimmortal #gaming
Join me in Diablo: Immortal and get accelerated XP. Use my invitation code: F1608F0885. I'm waiting to slay evil with you on this server: Burning Hells.


much prefer this inspirational stuff than the anti-dem pro-trump stuff. keep it up.


hell yah! working with the soil is one of the best things you can do. please post progress pics!


😁 https://image.nostr.build/89b380adc4d6106535ae9f91f8c922cc9877727a538e8d2719b07bd553322c50.jpg


poppy is an object
poppy will break your neck


relax, drink a kombucha


business class, first class, hot wax, that's my style
bow-ties, botox, rescue dogs, that's my style


my mood chart; one month of smoking pot vs. not smoking
https://m.primal.net/LWxb.jpg


i strongly suggest *NOT* eating 3/4th of a jar of habenero salsa along with your nachos


the fifth element was & will always be the best movie of all time
#movies #thefifthelement #film
https://m.primal.net/LVSJ.png


dress nice today


nostr is great, but have you ever tried waking up at 3 am to drink a bunch of coffee & play diablo & listen to fitness videos while having a cat in your lap


take off work today, you deserve it


"I'm happy to be sad." - Nick Cave


short essay I wrote for my expository writing class, enjoy!
#vegetarian #vegan #animals #climatechange #globalwarming

https://youtu.be/PDX0OWJZDgs?si=trQCoRKEO-9tnGOw


your vote matters


"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time." - Bertrand Russell


GET TO WORK


save a horse, ride a griffon


no Jack, please don't


do you have any evidence of this?


There's a woman named Lisa Sandin that we are learning about atm in my bio class, highly suggest checking out her story, extremely inspirational. https://m.primal.net/LFYf.png https://m.primal.net/LFYh.png


work hard. rest harder.


eepy


nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg is the best nostr app


please brush your teeth


amber heard is so inspiring https://image.nostr.build/d3cf4e833fd8a772dc37cc0b45090de3f5c45fdeb8d26ba25a7810bd03ae14ea.jpg


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- drink some water, stretch, take your meds
- watch out for your neighbor. they're a serial killer
- go easy on yourself this week, you deserve it


wakey wakey


Sign more Bitcoin transactions. Sign less bombs.


today is a new day, carpe diem


got to work on not letting people get to me so easily


cute lil bugger


gm


GOOD MORNING NOSTR


PLEASEEEE


it means nostr is growing, only the OGs wanna only talk about bitcoin


https://m.primal.net/KsfF.png LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
#WORLDOFWARCRAFT #GAMING


On nostr you can print it out, put it in a book, and hundreds of years later you'll still be able to verify that's what they said.


#meme #nostrmeme #memes
#zap it, Feels good man.
🤦♂🙋   #humor  🤦🙋♂

#cats

https://image.nostr.build/127b0fffcc95ecdbc629e717a7eceb920a87a11b91a4d2fe83ac54bb21b7901f.jpg


man yesterday was tough.
i really am my own biggest enemy
trying to learn to be less toxic to myself is a life-long journey for me at least
today i'm feeling good though
one day at a time
<3 yourself


#moviestr how you like them apples
https://m.primal.net/Knxx.jpg


agreed. hope you vote & make his death count


people died for our right to vote


yeah calling Harris a liar & saying Trump was speaking the truth is just bat shit insane


kamala absolutely demolished trump
#debate #thedebate #politics #kamala2024


https://image.nostr.build/6e9358e9aee697a2d23cd47187f508ffa1bc54591d5e27051ae2003f6aee68db.jpg
#art #nostr #artstr #grownostr


btw new season started TODAY GO GO GO
#worldofwarcraft


please watch this
#politics #thedebate #debate
https://youtu.be/3Dlga6jJsY4?si=BBUu-DYSZzQ3VJ9p


nostr:npub185cl0jg373tl9hqaa000z0znzw7r5c909nkc2ndf9mvmgenqxpjqf4x93y should I be using it 24/7? thinking about dropping chrome for it


tried out tor for the first time last night
#security #privacy


#dungeonsanddragons #ttrpg #gaming #meme
https://m.primal.net/KjBi.png


AHAHAHA ikr?!
ugh my whole life is world of warcraft lmfao


water tastes so good lol


10/10 chill electro music
https://www.twitch.tv/recowray
go check him out
#music #twitch


the latest expansion for #worldofwarcraft has absolutely blown me (& everyone else) away. reviews are in & its 10/10 all over there board. if you’ve ever played in the past… now is the time to come back to Azeroth


any fellow #dungeonsanddragons fans out there?


#meme #nostrmeme #memes
#zap it, Feels good man.
🤦♂🙋   #humor  🤦🙋♂
#cats

https://image.nostr.build/7d8c9521f61854bbef3313f7b778865b0497d37d48c6290f7deeaffacb476b94.jpg


gm


#worldofwarcraft name of the dayhttps://m.primal.net/KXzC.png #gaming


last harvest of the summer! starting small but i’m really getting into #gardening https://image.nostr.build/0749a33e56e36786b6db6b4def5be2ec5ee079f2dba15156fdaa88df5e0a19a4.jpg


BUSY


vendor locations for PVP in TWW for the noobies, enjoy!
#worldofwarcraft #gaming #thewarwithin
https://youtu.be/Sj85bqf1xSw?si=WisX_I5t0vnTQbCY


https://m.primal.net/KRby.pngLET'S GOOOO #worldofwarcraft #thewarwithin #gaming


THE WAR WITHIN IS HERE LET'S GOOOOO
#worldofwarcraft #gaming


2x syllabi SCHOOL TIME LET'S GOOOOOOOOO


Hello #Nostr friends ☀
Homestead update for this week. I am still at home for sick leave and will be for next week as well. So I finaly have time to start making food stocks for winter.

https://image.nostr.build/c5116856f5147964aae09a3eed0b94f9514910fe1fec8692c7b634f95ff3fdfb.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/f0db3b54db9d9a103042e4d444b4a3b4ef1df942039931b9a9f451f8034bbdf1.jpg

We have 2 wild apple trees so I dry some apple. I also gave my friend some apples for horses as well. But we still have plenty of them. 🍎 I also offer it for free but nobody wanted them.

https://image.nostr.build/903233f95525ca0cb3df498fd583f8a3f4036e5a67d112c6275ffc9909df7d43.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/34a41ad3d57037ec5a33dfa749ed85c167d862d4abb6724555b4095acad2f43e.jpg

From plums I made chutney for meat. Spicy one.

https://image.nostr.build/615dbd00a5a0e95614c40a6316f8914c2bf19838222efefd7f9f60ec668dee84.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/85552a43f4d039728b0a24db6959f10868a8ddd5d6ad69ae4a400ccd27613457.jpg

This year we also have tiny garlic and onion. And they are both pretty strong in taste. 💪

Next week I will continue with apples (maybe make compot or strudel as well), plums (compot and dry one) and I also need to make broth and do something with pumpkin and carrots. I am really enjoying this 💚

#homestead #garden


Just play MTG Arena online. You can get wildcards as you play, & convert them into any card you want
I have no problem getting multiple meta decks just by playing


here we go again


what is this from?!


is 1:15pm too early to go to bed?


calm down
it will all be okay


i got manic and shaved my head lol


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- release the unfairnessness.
- You become VERY famous after your death


first time let's go!
#gaming #mtg #magicthegathering
https://m.primal.net/Jjaz.png


good morning beautiful people <3


nostr > twitter/bluesky/facebook/instagram/threads/snapchat/tiktok/w.e.


what?! how?


sorry been afk


today, I'm thankful for:
* phonk
* youtuber "The Alchemist"
* bitcoin


such a great day to be alive
hope you all have a wonderful weekend!


everything you need is already within you.


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- you meet the right people at the right time.
- relax. in the end, nobody remembers you, anyways


you fucking got this.


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- be more kind to yourself this week, you deserve it.
- manifestation is proven to exist in the year 2104. so think about what you want.


today, I'm thankful for:
* bang energy drinks
* the block feature on phones
* dungeons & dragons


Magical Invaders Advancing Boldly in Realms


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, drink some water, take your meds
- "fuck it" moments are sometimes exactly what you need.
- the Greek Gods are the real ones & get proven to exist, all the Christians get so mad LOLOL


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, drink some water, take your meds
- you are supported by the entire universe.
- wizards became real, but they aren't all that cool anymore


wait is this for real? Trump is speaking at a bitcoin conference?


roll a perception check


name of the day
#worldofwarcraft #gaming https://m.primal.net/JIay.png


today, I'm thankful for:
* system of a down
* ambien
* james patterson


hi beautiful people


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, drink some water, take your meds
- you are a magnet for positivity.
- every woman becomes a goth gamer egirl in the future... it's very nice.


yes yes yes! & they definitely will i think, it's been a MASSIVE success. can't wait for the legion remix


the debate may have been really rough, but remember this:
the world is ending unless we all radically change what we are doing right now
one passed one of the most important climate change bills of all time, and another once said it's a hoax from china
#politics #debate


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- you are becoming more confident by the day.
- cats become the only real currency in the year 4072. stock up on cats


awwwww


be with people that value you


name


today, I'm thankful for:
* bitcoin
* you guys
* damus


damn #damus feels good
the ui is just so yummy to look at, the icon is so pretty


what am i supposed to do with my life
#worldofwarcraft
https://m.primal.net/IwOg.png


idk what to do
* damus looks amazing i love the layout & easier for my eyes since i can expand the text size a lot
* i love the damus app icon
* damus can’t upload videos
* for damus i have to go outside the app to zap every single time which is annoying
* primal has an ugly icon
* primal’s text can’t be enlarged as much which makes people like me with bad eyesight have a slightly harder time reading things
* primal does have instant zapping & direct purchasing of sats all within the app

help! which do you guys prefer?
#nostr #damus #primal #nostrpleb #newtonostr


why do some girls post pictures (their main/1st one at that) with a friend that is way hotter than them? i’m not trying to be that guy i promise, but it genuinely confuses me… do they not know their friend is hotter? are they trying to trick people to scroll down? even if you’re straight you can surely tell if someone is very good looking no?


is bitcoin 1 million yet


gm


hmm this is the screen i’m seeing?
https://m.primal.net/Iped.png


#nostrhelp #nostr #nostrplebs

i have a primal wallet but prefer the damus app, is there a way to connect the two? never got a response from alby


'We’ll go down in history as the first society that wouldn’t save itself because it wasn’t cost-effective.'

Kurt Vonnegut

https://cdn.nostr.build/p/gDzl.png
#wisdom #philosophy #psychology #spirituality #poetry #art #surrealism #psychedelic #dream #midjourney


https://m.primal.net/Ilpo.png
name of the day
#worldofwarcraft


today, I'm thankful for:
- my dentist
- cherry limeade
- cat cuddles


name of the day
#worldofwarcraft
https://m.primal.net/IiUy.png


just another day in #worldofwarcraft
https://m.primal.net/IhqN.png


https://m.primal.net/IePl.png work to do
#worldofwarcraft


Athena, she who fights in front


Belfs gone wild! Real girls! Uncensored! Raw! Uncut! VCR 2 volume set! Apply now!


the thinkers #cats
https://m.primal.net/IcCV.jpg
https://m.primal.net/IcCX.jpg


today, I'm thankful for:
* blonde women
* black cats
* hand-made quilts


the MoP remix really is insanely fun. just doing it for the mounts, but the toys, transmogs, & actual gameplay is incredibly immersive & fun. really hoping blizzard adds more remixes for past expansions in the future
#worldofwarcraft #gaming


name of the day
#worldofwarcraft #gaming
https://m.primal.net/Iafu.png


we are only what we pay attention to


is it nap time yet


me out here in house slippers & torn pajamas shopping


it’s inches at a time so yeah photos taken miles away from its subject isn’t going to look like anything lmao
https://m.primal.net/IYds.png


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- you are worthy of greatness.
- the winning lottery numbers for two weeks from now are 2, 57, 1, 48, 99, 70, & 51


Meta is testing a new ad in the Instagram feed that you can't scroll past

https://o.aolcdn.com/images/dims?image_uri=https%3A%2F%2Fs.yimg.com%2Fos%2Fcreatr-uploaded-images%2F2024-06%2F9edd82d0-21e1-11ef-b8bb-77dc7c0ec4e6&resize=1400%2C933&client=19f2b5e49a271b2bde77&signature=4ab81ba254dddcc5f6462ff55950fed89d29053a

Instagram ads may soon be much harder to ignore. As TechCrunch reports, Meta is testing a new type of non-skippable ad in the Instagram feed, which the company is calling an “ad break.”
With the new ads, which have already been spotted by some users, you can’t scroll past the feed ad until the”ad break” finishes. According to screenshots shared on Reddit and X, it appears that the “breaks” are a few seconds long, though it’s not clear if the length could change should Meta decide to make the new format official. “Ad breaks are a new way of seeing ads on Instagram,” an in-app message states. “Sometimes you may need to view an ad before you can keep browsing.”

Holy moly! Meta seemingly is now forcing us to watch ads in our feeds on Instagram!
The app legit stopped me from scrolling past this ad which is just a bonkers move to me. pic.twitter.com/740EXjGyl2
— Dan Levy ✡ דניאל לוי (@TheDanLevy) June 1, 2024
While non-skippable video ads are common on other platforms, like YouTube, it’s a new and much more aggressive format for Instagram. It’s also notable that the company is experimenting with the ads in its main feed rather than in Reels or Stories, where video ads are more common (but for now still skippable).
Meta didn’t immediately respond to a request for comment, but the company confirmed to TechCrunch that it was testing the new ad format. “As we test and learn, we will provide updates should this test result in any formal product changes,” a Meta spokesperson said.
This article originally appeared on Engadget at https://www.engadget.com/meta-is-testing-a-new-ad-in-the-instagram-feed-that-you-cant-scroll-past-195201532.html?src=rss

https://www.engadget.com/meta-is-testing-a-new-ad-in-the-instagram-feed-that-you-cant-scroll-past-195201532.html?src=rss


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stand up, take your meds, drink some water
- you are releasing the grudge.
- you get really drunk & at a new year's eve party in 2037, meet & spend the night with michael saylor. don't worry, all ya'll end up doing is talking about bitcoin while cuddling all night


i saw what you did next summer


Mexico prepares to elect first female president as violence erupts at polling centers #breakingnews #news

https://s3-eu-west-2.amazonaws.com/newsmast/media_attachments/files/112/549/693/870/230/828/original/8c3980b6eafee58b.jpeg


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stand up, take your meds, drink some water
- you are beautiful just the way you are.
- everybody becomes obsessed with feet. no i mean, really, pictures of feet are everywhere, like boobs were


eepy


today, I'm thankful for:
* nostr
* nicki nicole
* orange cream flavoring


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- break free from painful relationship patterns permanently.
- yes, the government has technology to know what you are thinking, & records it constantly. stop thinking so much about big titty goth girls, it's embharassing


trump guilty on all charges lolll


i made it look like i am casting magic from my finger with a very small ray of sunshine that was peeking through the blinds yesterday LOL
https://m.primal.net/ISYX.jpg
https://m.primal.net/ISYZ.jpg


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- in the year 2901, april 9th, all the pandas in zoos riot against their zookeepers, killing tens of thousands of people all over the world with sharpened bamboo sticks
- you deserve the best.


GM
https://m.primal.net/IRdS.jpg


me when I switch mains to holy pala
#worldofwarcraft
https://m.primal.net/ILUb.png


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- it is safe to love. it is safe to be loved.
- the lizard people had another protest today at the capital. oh wait no... sorry, didn't mean to mislead anyone, they aren't actually "lizard people," just people that have pet lizards.


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- you have the power to transcend the business of your mind anytime, and reconnect with who you truly are
- the first, real, Jurassic Park theme park just opened up, we did the whole copying DNA thing. it's all very cool, but one thing we didn't expect was how much the velociraptors shit. like, they are almost constantly shitting, no joke


weird, I don't get that at all from him


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- unclench your jaw, take your meds, drink some water
- you deserve more.
- the human race just perished due people not "believing" climate change. we fucked up y'all LOL


Yeah I love him lol, not sure why there is so much hate towards him on here


why don’t people like him? jw


damn Ross has some good deals rn lol


#chilling 🥕 https://video.nostr.build/b8ec0e179a2c2331385b5ec63b2b49bb1ed6e3b84c097828c8ed24afdcf5a589.mp4


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- unclench your jaw, take your meds, drink some water
- your inner peace deserves being protected. fight for it.
- nano takes over. apparently people don't like transaction fees. invest in nano, TRUST.


which?
#gaming #worldofwarcraft
https://m.primal.net/IHlv.png https://m.primal.net/IHlw.png


i'm an R1 now guys, here's proof
#worldofwarcraft #gaming
https://m.primal.net/IHgF.png


today, I'm thankful for:
* bumble
* hats, in general
* night elves


we all will 😂


coworker 🥺
https://m.primal.net/IGzu.jpg


loneliness sucks


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- unclench your jaw, take your meds, drink some water
- you are allowed to be great.
- energy drinks now have 5,550mg of caffeine. You have a 98% chance of dying with them


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- unclench your jaw, take your meds, drink some water
- surrender to the flow of the universe.
- emory has switched himself out for a clone of himself, me. I'll be doing all the work for him from here on out. I also plan to "take care" of him while he is sleeping tonight; this town ain't big enough for the two of us


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- unclench your jaw, take your meds, drink some water
- you are precious. you are a part of all that is.
- quantum computers make porn really, really good.


"A cat has absolute emotional honesty."
–Ernest Hemingway

#catstr #cats #quotes #catposting #caturday


happy mother's day to all the moms out there! <3
#mothersday #happymothersday


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- unclench your jaw, take your meds, drink some water
- stop giving a fuck about what other people think, you don't need them.
- just got back from the year 52001, furthest I've gone in the future; in a nut shell, star wars is real, had sex with a twi'lek, they kinky af


do-nothing-day accomplished.
just goes to show, if you put your mind to it, you can do nothing


today i’m not doing anything but hbo & gaming & napping


gm


working hard or hardly working?
https://m.primal.net/IFUZ.jpg


ahahaha amen 🙏


just saw #CivilWar
10/10
honestly one of the best movies i’ve seen in a long time, watch in theaters if you can


girl i started talking to


glad to see Myst on there


got rejected because i’m not a Christian
what lol


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- unclench your jaw, take your meds, drink some water
- you are thriving. trust yourself.
- i won a huge bet on the Yankees today. I may or may not have used time-traveling to my advantage.


take naps through the day
i usually sleep 5ish hours too with one or two one hour naps throughout the day and it helps my anxiety a lot
even if you can’t sleep for the nap, just laying there in the dark with a fan on & closing your eyes for a bit helps a lot
sending good vibes


final exams today 😅


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- you are loveable. you are enough.
- make sure you have an umbrella in the year 2,542, on January 25th. it literally rains cats & dogs; nobody can explain why


AYOOOO
#worldofwarcraft
https://m.primal.net/IEmr.png


remember:
if it's not a "fuck yes!"
it's a "hell no"


mtg, WoW, & sometimes Stardew Valley, you?


what's up gamers


today, I'm thankful for:
* Ice-cold water
* carpet stain remover
* this college semester finally being over, woot!


going live for a bit, come hang!
https://www.twitch.tv/hyperglhf
#worldofwarcraft #gaming


#worldofwarcraft (NA) maint. complete! let's go!


The cure for everything is salt water.
Sweat, tears, or... the sea.

https://picsur.thesamecat.io/i/7047b964-4653-4750-bcc7-0b80e51596e2.jpg


not yet soonTM


WHAT DO PEOPLE DO WITHOUT WORLD OF WARCRAFT?!


warcraft in maint today
what is "real life" and what do i do here?


"Cats have it all: admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it."
–Rod McKuen

#catstr #cats #quotes #catposting #caturday


basically just what’s up & how my day was going
if we get married & have babies i owe it all to you 😂


SHE REPLIED


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- love & appreciate your ability to love.
- so i have bad news & good news: the bad news is you never win the lottery in your life. the good news is that you'll find $5 on the ground outside a McDonald's once


oooo ok! will report back!


yeah mb i meant if she does message me guess i’m getting ahead of myself LOL


perfect 😂


you can but she doesn’t have one 🤔 it’s not required like hinge
maybe i should try hinge too


me gusta!


omg omg just matched with a really hot girl what do i say?


no i neeeeeed to tho i love him so much


pics or it didn’t happen
https://m.primal.net/IDbi.jpg


ihop


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- massive wealth is coming your way, hang tight.
- they just made a new spray that, if you spray your cat once with it, your cat will never have a hairball, ever again! it does have a small side effect of making your cat grow an extra leg, though, but nbd


https://image.nostr.build/15e6e595d98d9e0229972ccb8f72cb5d023efc629c609eb824197d355b40fa2f.jpg
#catstr #cats #catmemes #meme #memes #funny #catposting #caturday


no time traveling advice today
it’s out of gasoline


eepy


X is changing how the block button works

https://o.aolcdn.com/images/dims?image_uri=https%3A%2F%2Fs.yimg.com%2Fos%2Fcreatr-uploaded-images%2F2024-05%2F73d35cf0-08d6-11ef-bfeb-b54ebc907fff&resize=1400%2C962&client=19f2b5e49a271b2bde77&signature=86c518c5f437d2c7896204d6a3bcbc3f0d691014

Elon Musk has made no secret that he’s not a fan of the block button. Now, X is changing how blocks work on its platform, though it’s (for now) stopping short of Musk’s wish of nuking the feature entirely.
Instead, X is tweaking the visibility of replies in the context of a block. Previously, a user could block someone on X and still reply to their posts. And the person who was blocked wouldn’t be able to view that reply or know the person who had blocked them was engaging with their posts. That’s now being rolled back so that users will be able to see direct replies even if the person posting has blocked them. In a post from X’s engineering team, the company said the change is “part of our ongoing commitment to aligning the block feature with our principles as a public town square.”

We are making changes to how block works.
If a user who has blocked you replies to one of your posts, you will now be able to see their reply. This change enables you to identify and report any potential bad content that you previously could not view, safeguarding both your…
— Engineering (@XEng) May 2, 2024
The post also hinted that there may be more changes coming to blocks, which is one of the most widely used safety features on the service. “Our goal is to allow users to control their experience while maintaining the public visibility of posts,” the company said. That would seem to align with previous comments from Musk, who has said on multiple occasions that a public-facing “block” feature “makes no sense” and that “block is going to be deleted as a ‘feature,’ except for DMs.”
For now, the changes to blocking aren’t that drastic. In fact, they may even be welcomed by some users who want more visibility into what people are saying about them on the platform. But the fact that X is starting to change the visibility of previously blocked content could also be a sign of more significant changes to come.
This article originally appeared on Engadget at https://www.engadget.com/x-is-changing-how-the-block-button-works-225338769.html?src=rss

https://www.engadget.com/x-is-changing-how-the-block-button-works-225338769.html?src=rss


GM https://image.nostr.build/4d88ccb69ff513e8d2775621c86a815874ddfb8e61827ff731a4831bdb3c30a0.jpg


today, I'm thankful for:
* the Theoi
* thermos mugs
* socks


LET'S. FUCKING. GO.
https://www.wowhead.com/news/completing-quests-will-unlock-transmog-across-all-armor-types-in-the-war-within-339065
#worldofwarcraft #gaming #warcraft


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- you are perfect, just the way you are.
- the next time you drink from a water fountain, it's going to shoot up in your face, so be careful


i don’t juggle but you look cool so i’ll follow you


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- you are a money magnet.
- don't worry. you'll meet someone and fall in love. they put out, too, a lot.


ahahaha i don't want bird guts everywhere xD


she’s been in this position for a solid hour
https://m.primal.net/IBPh.mov


'I could die for you. But I couldn't, and wouldn't, live for you.'

Ayn Rand

https://cdn.nostr.build/p/A9dq.png
#wisdom #philosophy #psychology #spirituality #poetry #art #surrealism #psychedelic #dream #midjourney


today, I'm thankful for:
* world of warcraft
* Ring cameras
* sarah sherman


https://nostpic.com/media/0018b7ee33fb253843639c62e292fec700a69a93b08ee374c5bda971c9b39564/e03131a793c822fbe86bbae9bb56f1b49358fc8b55f10595f0161c63a0c26f62.webp
You work your whole life to earn money that other people can print for free

Then they start taking a % of all the money you've earned too

Then they use all that money to build as big of a military industrial complex as possible, so they can supply weapons to every side of every war on earth, to make even more money.

Does this sound like a fair system that will create a brighter future for our kids, grandkids, and beyond?

If not...why kick the can down the road for them to deal with, when we can draw a hard fucking line in the sand TODAY, and be the generation that stops screwing over future ones for our own selfish convenience, and actually bites the bullet to fix the root problem?


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- you can overcome any obstacle that comes your way.
- world peace is finally achieved in the year 3821. we all walk around naked & become farmers. also, unlimited tacos. it's great.


bunny outside my house today
https://m.primal.net/IAln.mov


Oops, forgot the most important advice for today:
- No matter what you are going through right now, you are going to get through it.


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
-
- Tesla's stock goes down to $0.01. Amazon's goes up to $10,034.02. Kraft Heinz' goes up to $130,029,488,912.03. Everybody becomes obsessed with ketchup in the future, and puts it in everything. Literally... everything.


beach


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, drink some water, take your meds
- life loves and supports you. everything is unfolding perfectly.
- one time I met myself in the past meeting myself in the future, it was... awkward.


good night #nostr 💤


better day.
#worldofwarcraft #gaming
https://m.primal.net/Hzsy.png


tough day


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- unclench your jaw, take your meds, drink some water
- let them.
- KEK coin just hit a dollar. currently it's .00000003 cents each. I'd get some if I were you.


looks amazing! muy bien! me gusta <3


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, drink some water, take your meds
- it is safe for you to be all of yourself.
- eating in public because super taboo. sex in public? fine. masturbating in public? fine. drugs in public? fine. eating? ewwww no don't do that


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- unclench your jaw, drink some water, take your meds
- your health & well-being is your top priority.
- teleportation never happens, sorry. they tried it a few times, & the people just kept disintegrating


man I'm there too. I'm at over 5 years now from my divorce, even though we were together for about 5 years, married for 2 of them, it hurts, a lot, often. what helps me is remembering the bad things about our relationship. also just knowing that she herself deserves someone else, as do I.

hang in there, we got this <3


i wonder how easy they break tho


it’s the amount of red meat we now consume
we haven’t been eating slabs of red meat 3x a day for 2.5 million years, lmao


today, I'm thankful for:
* ihop
* that thing cats do that makes them look like they are making biscuits
* the smell of spearmint


OMG its Nessie!!!👀😱🤯 https://video.nostr.build/46db52cafda35b3b1b928df3c978f5c477bfce1ff49bf24046ecae9a67de1ffb.mp4
#nostr #grownostr #plebchain #BTC


oysters are so good


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- you deserve achieving all your dreams, believe it.
- nuclear war breaks out in the year 2088. 99% of humanity dies, sadly. if i were you, i'd invest in an underground bunker


omggg whatttt I need to get these, they are so beautiful!


was going to travel back in time to this morning to give my daily time-traveler advice but think i’m going to just take a nap instead


"When I am feeling low, all I have to do is watch my cats and my courage returns.
–Charles Bukowski

#catstr #cats #quotes #catposting #caturday


here we go again
#gaming #warcraft #worldofwarcraft
https://m.primal.net/HxJO.png


today, I'm thankful for:
* leftover cheese pizza
* off days
* college homework


did the halving happen yet?
#bitcoin #halving


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- take your meds, drink some water, unclench your jaw
- treat yourself this weekend, you deserve it.
- in the future, you can get any books or all your education zapped to you instantly. no school, college, or reading, just instant knowledge on everything. there is a small chance your brain will explode during this process, but it's only like .01%, it doesn't happen too often, don't worry


advice frkm the ambien waleus
- sleepeeeeeeeeee
¥•~ don’t losten to him
- drink enrgy drinks


nope you are stuck


if you need a quick laugh
https://youtu.be/NkZ2fguNNEc?si=33TkIjPzhDpomzOg


y’all think i’m joking about the time-traveling stuff but i am 100% serious
i know what you did the other night when you took a “shower” for 35 minutes, don’t make me use it against you


cats? check
full belly? check
nap time? engaged


sending prayers & good vibes 😂


#zapathon  #btc #meme

https://m.primal.net/HrhI.jpg


ikr LOL


bumble: “we want to help you find your soulmate!”
also bumble:
https://m.primal.net/Hwkg.jpg


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- you deserve a beautiful, bright existence
- just got back from the year 2403; saw a guy with 13 legs, 5 arms, and 57 fingers; body mods are getting a bit too crazy


maybe they are trannies, though?


horse girl, netflix, watch it


What are dogs man, I don’t understand how pure and wholesome they can be 😂 https://video.nostr.build/d604b32c69efcb6d50f56b649b880e09f630274c6add8afd9c4a4f1674c1d7b3.mp4


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- stop worrying about what other people think of you. they are all concerned about what other people think of them, so you're in the clear.
- the only two jobs in the future are entertainers & programmers. they make about the same income-wise, but the programmers pull more chicks


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, drink some water, take your meds
- be happy! you deserve it
- eventually, we all become beings made of pure energy that just roam around sharing memories, so make good ones


today, I'm thankful for:
* caesar salad
* the caesar haircut
* gilmore girls


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- some people don't deserve to be in your life. cut them out, be brutal in your hunt for inner peace
- it's the year 2933; sats are worth $1,099,231.92 each; zap carefully


hello beautiful <3


your friendly neighborhood time-traveler is not available with advice today, he is currently on his 2nd day of no nicotine & is cursing the sky


namaste


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, drink some water, take your meds
- be kind to yourself
- crazy body modification becomes pretty standard. if you don't have 67 nipples, you're seen as boring


set up your wallet so i can tip you! 😃


the day isn't over, get to it!


Few understand this.
nostr:nevent1qqsrsktxugrphrj37mpgqsh5ytnjuch6pzuk36g2nl3y0rv8xspctsgpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyr3vea70ypqr70e2ff2mx28smca78p2c5l2lxd3jlk4wl3exc8ywkqcyqqqqqqgdqswgr


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- nourish your soul today. take a time-out.
- "catgirls" have become an all too-real thing. and they are not as hot as you'd think


what is a dan?
serious question
#asknostr


aphrodite?!


GN https://image.nostr.build/986dc6f53e5c711f975088d8fa5d5a7c041a4036cf0a0dd36af86d0273e3c71e.jpg


where my #pepe fans at?
#crypto


that cat drunk as hell 😂


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, drink some water, take your meds
- sometimes saying "no" to others is saying "yes" to yourself.
- satoshi nakamoto's true identity is finally revealed in the year 2188; it was aliens


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- drink some water, stretch, take your meds
- you can't love yourself enough. there's nothing wrong with taking yet another day for yourself.
- it is the year 2064; robots have replaced all human relationships, they can do everything better, including cooking an egg omelette


today, I'm thankful for:
* 2nd chances, for the 2nd time, for the 500th time
* kpop
* vegan chocolate


tysm


i want to move my sats to my bitcoin address on my hardware wallet


1 million?! that's a lot lol... i was thinking like $5 or $10 worth of sats? is that not possible?


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- take your meds, drink some water, stretch
- today, get back on track, you got this. one thing at a time.
- all drugs are now legal in the year 2103


today, I'm thankful for:
* the will of the people
* girls that wear yoga tights
* 2nd chances


how do i get my sats to my regular bitcoin wallet? can i send my sats to my bitcoin address or since it’s lightning bitcoin, i convert it or something?


guess i wasn’t clear enough sorry guys
how do i get my sats to my main bitcoin account?


yes i know lol
so i can send my sats to a bitcoin address right?


yes, i know, but can i read you can’t send sats to a bitcoin address is that not true?


how do you convert sats to #bitcoin?
#sats #bitcoin


these taxes on withdrawing your crypto is crazy, but one day it will happen
trying to get prepared by learning about the taxes you have to apparently pay when you do, crazy headache
anybody know more about how to do all that when the time comes?
or i guess the easy answer would be to just hold on to my bitcoin forever xD
#crypto #taxes #bitcoin


video was the only way i could get a partial for you guys, but here it is
it was so beautiful, when it went to full totality, it was like a golden ring and everything got dark
#eclipse #solareclipse
https://m.primal.net/HsjH.mov


npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424

i like this guy. very nice & friendly


that solar eclipse was AMAZING
i'm fortunate enough to live in a place where I got to see the full effect, and just, wow
#solareclipse #eclipse


literally the best nostr client out there
ty for all your hard work


Primal Web App build 0.104.0 has been released. Here’s what we have for you:

- Bookmarks
- Lightning invoices in feeds & DMs
- Outbox model improvements (more on this in a separate note)

This release supports public bookmarks only, per NIP-51. Therefore keep in mind that your bookmarks will be visible by other nostr users. We are planning to add support for private bookmarks in the future.

Enjoy! 🤙💜


btc taking off today let's GO


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- take your meds, drink some water, stretch
- you will take a nap today & love it
- in the future, all women only wear full body latex catsuits & high heels... it's very nice.


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- unclench your jaw, take your meds, drink some water
- you deserve to forgive yourself.
- all of us get super insanely rich from HODLing, keep HODLing!


today, I'm thankful for:
* nicotine gum
* 2nd chances
* a new day


gm


🚀 here we goooo
#zaps #sats #btc #bitcoin #eth #doge #uniswap #nano #xno #ethereum #primal #altcoin #altcoins
https://m.primal.net/HrHC.png


to the moon 💰🚀💎
#xno #nano #btc #zaps #sats #bitcoin #uniswap #crypto #doge #ethereum #etc
https://m.primal.net/HrGm.png https://m.primal.net/HrGh.jpg


#xno


today, I'm thankful for:
* mod updates
* lucky strikes
* weaning down


advice from your favorite time-traveler:
* stretch, take your meds, drink some water
* what is making you feel so scared? believe in yourself
* PEPE coin hits one dollar


Florida has banned social media for minors (supplanting parents' right to make that choice), California wants to KYC social media users, and Facebook just sold their users' DMs to Netflix. Nostr is as needed as ever.


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
* stretch, unclench your jaw, take your meds, drink some water
* listen, you're going to make mistakes, a lot of them really bad ones, over the course of the rest of your life; make them & move on
* Trump was just elected for the 483th time, thanks to robotics & superior life-extending medicine, it's the year 3952, Trump is 2,005 years old


i will make


torn between stacking sats & using them to promote wonderful & inspiring content. how do you guys balance this? on one hand all these sats thrown around, when bitcoin hits $1,000,000 one day is going to seem crazy & cause a lot of regret lmao. but on the other hand, bitcoin is meant to be USED. and being a part of that process is what would also make bitcoin rise in price. finally, money doesn’t truly mean anything really, bitcoin is supposed to save the world and make everyone honest. i’m torn between never sending zaps at all or stacking every single digit sat i get. maybe i should new using, but lower the amount of my zaps to just 21 again? but why is 21 the default anyways? is it okay to send lower zaps like 10, or 5? or even just 1 sat, is that considered rude? would you get offended if someone sent you 1 sat?

i love bitcoin and have been around it for a very long time, so i know how powerful bitcoin can be to change the world, but it’s this near constant pulls of either stacking for money or embracing use-case

help me out #nostr #asknostr #btc #bitcoin #deepthoughts #sats #zaps


not sure why more people don't know about this app, but you can get free sats with Lolli. i've tested it out myself & yes, I've turned it into cash, 100% legit
https://lolli.com/share/LDnRWz9Wdt
#bitcoin #btc #crypto


ᓚᘏᗢ


                            ╱|、
                          (˚ˎ 。7
                           |、˜〵
                          じしˍ,)ノ


stay strong #womenofnostr
we value you, we love you, & we respect you


maybe everyone just playing since it’s April fool’s day? 🤷♀


spoken like a true gentleman


APRIL FOOL'S AHAHAHAHA


going back to bluesky, f this


the fact that replies to this post prove exactly what you're trying to say lol


her entire point is that she shouldn't have to do that


gm! (again, took a nap)


congrats!


forgot to add the unmineable link, lol. here you go, it takes 2 minutes to start mining, enjoy!
https://unmineable.com/?algorithm=sha512256d


if anyone is using #unminable out there, please use my referral code so we both get extra #bitcoin! and if you don't use unminable you should definitely look into it, super easy way to mine on ANY computer

zxow-2u93

#btc #mining #crypto


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- unclench your jaw, take your meds, drink some water
- speak to yourself with kindness, you deserve it
- yes, lightsabers do eventually become a thing, but unfortunately lead to a lot of accidental self-dismembering in the first few years, due to a mechanical glitch that makes them go off too easily; wait for patch 2.0.1 to get one, trust


gm


anything with spicy mustard


Uhhh who's gonna tell him? 😲
https://image.nostr.build/e321a22fdcaa660684727304f4432467fec2cf16a672d734f6c24ca4af58bdad.jpg


good mix
https://youtu.be/2hCYfrnkXnA?si=jRpk2q_4KTo1wf4E


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- unclench your jaw, drink some water, take your meds
- take care of your body today, it’s the temple that houses your soul
- in 1,000 years eating meat is considered barbaric & archaic; all the vegans now will stand out as ahead of their time


today, i’m thankful for:
* cat pics
* walks in the park
* netflix


ahaha


what does “go touch grass” even mean


man I love coconut water


alright #nostr where the hot goth gamer girls at


ahahaha


up early & at ‘em, let’s get to work #nostr


made it through, napping helped, & junk food lol. also meditating & a hot shower
was still a rough day, but was able to get through


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
* unclench your jaw, drink some water, take your meds
* today, you move forward.
* the iPhone 3,286 just came out, you would not BELIEVE what it can do


good morning #nostr!


and religion


she sassy tonight
https://m.primal.net/HpgT.mov


idc what anyone says, Michael Saylor is the fucking GOAT
#bitcoin #btc #crypto


The #1 Android feature that I want to see on Nostr clients? Share to Nostr (Amethyst, Primal, Damus, Your_Client_Here) while browsing my Photos app or after taking a photo with my Camera app. Every other social experience has this.


#stardewvalley live for a bit, come hang!
https://www.twitch.tv/hyperglhf
#gaming #livenow #twitch #sv #stardew #live


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
* drink some water, take your meds, unclench your draw
* some people aren’t meant to be in your life. let them go, it’s ok
* the afterlife will be scientifically proven in the year 2614. long story short, what you think happens, is what happens


trying really hard to be kind to myself today


(=^･ω･^=)


1000 sats to each repost
nostr:nevent1qqswvzkvexdwgsr0c3mln7n24rdj02uvwd8nk63shvwk65xq2vepk4qpydmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuun0w4hxgun0vd4ky6t5vdhkjmn9wfejucm0d5pzqysvnycjgkt9g28xzvn6f4448ydmualt6fjw64f9y5ahy2yzlh5wqvzqqqqqqyy248xq


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
* stretch, drink some water, take your meds
* you're going to make a lot more mistakes in this life. trust me, i know. forgive yourself, you're only human.
* don't be on the corner of Maple & Sunset Street in Maine, in 2054, on April 5th. lightning will strike


tipsfrom yor friendlY neighborh Walrus:
* it’s not the zise of noat but the motions of the coeans
* eat moreicecreams
* cut off ALL uor hair


yeah it’s so hard to watch, i’ve seen the actual incinerator videos & it’s just awful, just endless baby chicks on a conveyor belt dropping into a shredder
was vegan for a long time but went to vegetarian, may go back to vegan soon tbh
it’s just so much easier being vegetarian than vegan though, that’s the hard part for me


really been wanting to learn how to do that, just may have to pull the trigger this weekend


https://image.nostr.build/bed1321122116dacb24407678e08ed7a952a2d705c8c04af17d451b795ebb6f5.jpg
#nostr


ok but how did you find this lmao


food for thought
https://youtu.be/uWna6-niYEg?si=T7dn5ZhMTDWH5QrG
#vegan #food #vegetarian #diet


Nostr first announcement:

We’ve now have the capital backing for our first landfill-gas-powered bitcoin mining project

One small step closer to taking the bitcoin network emission negative and ending Bitcoin energy FUD

We’re now turning our attention to identifying as many landfill sites as we can that fit our brief.

If you have contacts in waste management and want to know more about what we’re looking for, send me a Nostr message.


fuck yah, keep up the great work


you're welcome
https://www.fontbolt.com/font/stardew-valley-font/
#stardewvalley


don't worry, my eyeliner is vegan


i prefer mint but lavender is just better for sleep, peppermint is more perky so i use that throughout the day


People will throw mayonnaise on pasta and call it a salad lmfao https://i.nostr.build/roO6B.jpg


if you only watch one youtube video today, watch this
https://youtu.be/oUI-GrtVe_0?si=5T_LC_z9d3zQ6o0O
#youtube #charleseisenstein #motivation #climatechange #change


definitely not pro what happened on jan. 6th, but this also is not good
https://www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/2024/03/youtube-ordered-to-reveal-the-identities-of-video-viewers


feeling good today
how are you all?
#nostr #gm
https://m.primal.net/HoqK.jpg


i just looked at mine before seeing this LOL


advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
* drink water, take your meds, stretch
* pet your cat more often. they won't be around forever
* ignoring global warming was NOT A GOOD IDEA, TRUST


i’ll have to check those out for sure
yes this is the way!


are you joking me right now? this is one of my tattoos LOL
the fountainhead is not just my favorite book, but the most influential and important novel i’ve ever read in my life
i am completely & utterly obsessed with it, & Rand
major kudo points to you sir
i’ve heard great things about freedom in an unfree world lmk how it is


one day your body will turn to ash, so stop worrying about your weight, the new government's policies, or why your ex cheated on you. go eat that pasta, turn off the news, and love yourself more


from pythagoras
#paganism #reincarnation #spirituality
https://m.primal.net/Hojo.png


1) malazan series (book 2, biggest fantasy series of all time)
2) james patterson's "women murder club" series, book 9 atm, these are just so easy to read and entertaining, i love mystery stuff
3) some harley quinn comics
4) rogue squadron series, book 4 i think, i love star wars
5) drawing down the moon, pagan stuff, basically how the ancient greeks did magic

what about you? anything good?


looking forward to reading tonight as i fall asleep with my two cats, smelling lavender essential oils, a soft fan blowing cool air on my face, & thunderstorm sounds coming from my phone

life does not get better than this


new video! how to mod #stardewvalley in less than 2 minutes, enjoy!
https://youtu.be/a8dF_-nmhq8?si=I6Ab-zJhM6ZsMEJs
#gaming #stardew #sv


love fedora


This should be pinned to the top of everyone's feed when you first use a client.


happy to be alive today


you had me at tacos


takes me back


going to stick with  nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg, on both mobile and browser. the minimalist design, the ease of zapping, the simple feed but also the option to switch your feed up, is all, after all my client shopping around, the best client out there for #nostr


gm


https://m.primal.net/HoaW.png

#Plebchain #Nostr


advice from your friendly time-traveler:
- drink some water, take your meds, stretch
- push hard this week. your future self will thank you.
- in the future, women take over the world. be nice to them


today, I'm thankful for:
* cat cuddles
* black coffee
* portable heaters


imagine your grandchildren looking at your zaps and be like "WTF?!?"


does anybody have an #alby invite code I can have?
#alby #nostr #asknostr


Have you read the 4-Hour Workweek? highly suggest it


omg put that kitty on a diet LOL


sounds like a good night to me
all you can do is all you can do <3


GN https://image.nostr.build/603cf81c375ec1603ff3107170104f5ded6c398eb041f0facda7253b3ae9be44.jpg


70k

nostr:note10q5a66sterxu8hg9ea0gx52pfrhdva8gusshccjuhrg7svv8t6eqr8nfcl


having a hard time deciding if I like #snort or #coracle better for browser
#nostr


PUMPING
#btc #bitcoin
https://m.primal.net/HoOD.jpg


now we over 69k... let's fucking GO

nostr:nevent1qythwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnvdaex2mn50ghxjue0qythwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytn6v4hx7m3wd9hxvme0qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7qpqd9yeshlgmsfm2kqvjfjw8mkxtmpnl97l9dev6tfn75dauhfm23kq7nssz9


over 68k baby let's get back to our ath
#bitcoin


Your new default = 🔥


interesting article
unfortunately i don’t think there’s any way around this; technology is just going to keep getting better & better


sooo I learned today you can have infinite pets in 1.6
#stardewvalley #stardew #gaming

https://void.cat/d/uU2WswUZYN199SvAGW71s.webp


https://image.nostr.build/ff39e5124d506f03ff519bf5c9a61facda9c490f0d22e867f36ef15e8c88f7de.jpg
#nostr


advice from a time-traveler:
* stretch, drink some water, take your meds
* sometimes the kindest thing you can do for yourself, is simply not listen to your mind; everything it says is not always true
* in about 300 years, everyone starts wearing Crocs. you may not like it, but it's gonna happen


today, I'm thankful for:
* the ddrm v7
* strawberry danishes
* my health


gm <3


winner


oh i thought the relays are the ones that control if one can delete notes?
this sounds nice


Tomorrow morning I’m gonna install nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg app on my families phones in the house and reward them with zaps for:

- being kind
- being polite
- doing chores
- personal achievements
- laughing about dad jokes

Who’s with me? ☝
https://m.primal.net/HoCk.mov


wait… so #damus DID have zaps enabled? but apple took them off?
#asknostr


yes


8 years after launch, #StardewValley is breaking records with new peak concurrent player count hours after the 1.6 update dropped https://www.gamesradar.com/8-years-after-launch-stardew-valley-is-still-breaking-records-with-a-new-peak-concurrent-player-count-just-hours-after-the-16-update-release/ nostr:npub1qrcvvr2zm9mtx5h7nn09evekhrgyhytsu6nql0rlweewta90phaqnfm4fl


will test out as soon as i get home


yes, & an optional slow scrolling button
i would never get off lol


Hey there! I'm Francis, I created a lightning game called Chain Duel 🐍
I love Bitcoin and Nostr.
To spread the love, the first 100 people to repost this will get 210 sats each!
LFG


me


i fell in love today
her name is the DDM4 V7


my guess is, “43.889”


how long did it take for this person to figure this out lol


warts


& if you don’t play SV, but have a few seconds to go toss a like, it would be GREATLY appreciated ♥


how to start modding in #stardewvalley, enjoy!
#gaming #stardew
https://youtu.be/ZldoFuyGddg?si=XMgmQnZZnM7ypFQh


shooting some guns at the range then a movie then a cozy novel with the cats


what is in that seafood? xD


once emo always emo
#selfie #selfiesunday
https://m.primal.net/Hnvj.jpg


advice from a time-traveler:
* drink some water, stretch, take your meds
* don't do any chores today & take a nap (or two). you deserve it, you worked hard this week
* your great-great-great-great-grandchildren are really thankful to you for buying bitcoin so early, they now own Mars with your wise investment


good morning! 🦉


you sound lonely


trying so hard to finish this video this weekend


trade me for Texas?


she’s a 10 but she’s clingy
https://m.primal.net/Hnmb.jpg


i love that show, so funny but also so sweet
it really is the little things


going to see alice glass in just a few weeks & im freaking OUT
#music
https://m.primal.net/Hnhf.jpg
https://m.primal.net/Hnec.jpg
https://m.primal.net/Hnhg.jpg
https://m.primal.net/Hnhh.jpg


ok but

#cats #catstr
https://m.primal.net/HngN.mov


so sad kate has cancer =(

like, it's annoying to hear drama on the news about random celebrities all the time, but when you/they find out something like this, it really brings home that they are just humans like us


alice glass > grimes
there, i said it

#music


so on snort (browser), my wallet is empty & seems to only be able to connect to different wallets (other than primal). on my primal app (mobile), i have it with funds.

do different clients use different wallets? do i have to purchase sats on different wallets for different clients?

#asknostr


https://void.cat/d/L77cGjNjMCQFRp7mo7EkEx.webp
https://void.cat/d/CEZWVaSwxi1y7jKpKf7ctf.webp
https://void.cat/d/F8FV1txAtihUWUmmGbWANM.webp


advice from a time-traveler:
* drink water, stretch, take your meds
* stop worrying so much. 99.999999999% of the things you worry about won't even happen; trust me, i know
* aliens finally show up in the year 2104. they hang out for a weekend, become obsessed with electronic music, and then dip out, it's really not a big deal


gm nostr


ambien walrus’s tip o de noite:
phill hoffman got to his welllzshod feet, starghitenf uis shouldersz, and sed, the defense”xalls Caitlaim Marttinnn”.


ah yah i gotcha, for those my things are more like, “tiene tremende, CULLO!” when i see my fat cat, or “cmon, be a cool guy.” from the Eurovision movie lol


oh and yes btw i am prescribed ambien, so occasionally, if the ambien walrus takes over, he may or may not send cryptic, theatrical, or just downright embarrassing stories of me, please don’t believe him


hot shower, peppermint oil, in bed with the kitties, now time for a little well-deserved mystery detective fiction & nostr until the ambien walrus comes out


you’re just weird
jk lol i def do at least
for me it’s 1234, i have OCD & probably count to 4 a million times each day lol


nice! i did the same recently too, for me it was bluesky & instagram


wow! very nice!


ohhhh i see! tysm!


but who owns that server? sorry last question i promise lol
<3


ohh very interesting, by hosts do you mean the relay hosts?


who pays for the space allocated for video & pictures sent out on #nostr?
#asknostr


#zapathon https://image.nostr.build/c858e63370610c8649bb2430e536776f4900b31e4be040c1fc7980aa7aef9d49.jpg


🟠 Zoom out, this is just the beginning 🚀

 #btc
#bitcoin

https://image.nostr.build/4251b17957f690a24351ca701950c3fdfd9fd4566a792fbafd01431e8a539411.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1214x1080&blurhash=%3BA7K6o%7D%3F%5EislNd9u9v9uIp%5EO%5EP-UxZNHEME3IpM%7Cxas%3Aoej%5BayWVWVWVay9v9%5DI%3BR*s%3A%24%25%251xat7595SEMS4xF-U-U%252xa9%5D9vI%3BR*t6xZ%251xat7R-S3R%2Bj%5Bj%40ofoeofj%5BxZxas%3AoLWCWBWBaee.&x=c055efc022eb6239b3b14c300eff976fad654ccff4a289b2274ee606c6cced7a


AYEEEE WE BACK UP


do the wallet devs hate us, for crashing their software, or love us, for helping them make it better?
#deepthoughts #zapathon


ok that was a good one i gotta admit


lol yall crazy
https://void.cat/d/Le5JBdbgrNHTBpf84MdmRc.mp4


me today in my first #zapathon
https://void.cat/d/K4n8FucV96zEUq8Hrc7w9p.webp


when bitcoin hits 300 trillion all of y’all are gonna laugh when y’all were worried about this dip


my name is emory, but you can call me anytime


and primal


oh thank the gods I thought i was the only one lol


edit: that popped up when I tried to zap again


what’s this mean, did we #zapathon too hard? lol
#asknostr
https://m.primal.net/HnXn.png


oh, also, jnco jeans make a comeback


she's a 10 but she doesn't hold any bitcoin


don't worry, in the future, meme creator is a full-time & well paid job


bzzzzzzt! ⚡


yup just had a cheese pizza, got my energy drink & phonk music I'm ready to ZAP


look, i come from the future, & i can tell you right now, bitcoin remaining under 100k is not gonna happen
buy now
#bitcoin #crypto #btc


are you still on the primal app? or do you mean in the browser?


i’ve heard really good things about dayz i need to try it


it’s a great day!


y’all think mark zuckerberg will be participating?


yes


k


ahh ty


can you not delete notes? or is that client dependent?
#asknostr


2 girls 1 zap


kinky


look, i'm a man, & like most men, have needs. I also live in texas. if you're not aware, the texas government has banned porn. not all porn, mind you, but at least, at the moment, the top 10 or so most popular porn sites. these sites are safe for content creators & uhh... we'll call them... "users," making sure there is not illegal stuff on their site, safe practices, verified content creators, etc.

banning porn is incredibly Orwellian at best & downright horrifying at worst. especially safe ones. having... "ventured..." into other sites that are legal, one can see how bad this is for society. these other sites have viruses, are unsafe, have unverified content, & i've already seen some really disturbing content. by banning moderated & safe porn, men simply end up seeing far worst porn.

i'm always going to be brutally honest about everything, & porn is such a hush hush topic I almost feel awkward posting this, but this is a really important issue. I think it's not being talked about enough probably because it's only in texas atm, but imagine if the rest of the US or world keeps banning whatever they find offensive. this is an incredibly disturbing move by our government, one that signals a possibly dark, dystopian period ahead.
#government #porn #texas #pornhub


so  nostr:npub18m76awca3y37hkvuneavuw6pjj4525fw90necxmadrvjg0sdy6qsngq955 I really want to come back, but I had to switch because i'm a pleb & the only way I could get my lightning wallet to work was with primal. so, 1) can i use my primal lightning address with damus? & 2), when i redownloaded damus on my phone, & logged in with my key, it looks like a brand new account. my notes, profile stuff, etc., is all wiped. is this because the whole "my key is my account" thing, & basically damus thinks i'm logging in on a new client?
#asknostr


today's advice from a time-traveler:
- drink some water, stretch, take your meds
- take it easy on yourself, you're doing the best you can.
- bitcoin hits over 1 million, make sure to buy some


Goku - Destroyer of Worlds FANDUB

Zap if youve liked it! #videos  #voiceacting  #voices  #bitcoin  #nostr  #video  #anime

https://video.nostr.build/23aba1f4c4762373227f81b2b8264391871161ac7b763db20f6adb94f0f7cb53.mp4


gm kayla


today, I'm thankful for:
* dreams when you're asleep
* coffee
* portable heaters


just finished #IrishWish on #Netflix, very sweet & enjoyable, 10/10
also, lindsay lohan will never stop being a stone cold fox


normally mmorpgs but i tried stardew & now i’m obsessed lol wbu?


omggggg so kawaiiiiii


awww what’s their name?


look i'm going to be completely honest with all of you, i am a bit of a troll sometimes


if you can see this note.


refuse to do things that do not help you flourish


also have another collection, prismgirls
https://opensea.io/collection/prismgirls
#nft #nfts #opensea #ethereum


nfts anyone?
https://opensea.io/collection/starkitties
#nft #nfts #starkitties #ethereum


today, don’t be afraid to do some self-maintenance. you have to take care of yourself before you can take care of others. breathe. let go.


Timeless

https://i.nostr.build/Q770P.jpg


ah ok, tysm!


my cat wishes to send you an urgent message, here is what she says:

"1111````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````1111111111111111111111111111111111q1	`````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````111	98666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666iujkok,l111111"


can you send bitcoin to a lightning address?
what about lightning btc to a bitcoin address?
#crypto #bitcoin #cryptocurrency


yup! woot! tysm


oh the APP is called nostur? ohhh lmao, i must still need more coffee LOL
i'll check that one out too, so cool that you can use your account on different apps/clients


uhh
i hit yes because i thought i created an extra nostr account on damus after redownloading the app
i didn’t just delete my account did i? posting this on primal
https://m.primal.net/HnAH.png


logged into damus on my phone with my key (after redownloading), it looks like a new account? it’s not tho right? it’s just because it thinks i’m on a new client?
#asknostr
https://m.primal.net/Hmzn.png


will my zaps transfer over? what is my primal address connected to? is my zap address public?


can I use my primal lightning address as my zaps stuff on the damus app? i set up my zaps with primal, but prefer the damus app
#asknostr


i’ve tried breath work on my own a handful of times, once i had a really powerful experience, the other times i’m not so sure
is breath work i can teach myself to get better at, by myself? through videos, books, etc.? or must you be taught by a guide?


yes please


nostr:npub1w7437puz2qhaz0stf2p7gf2f498eqsgjt54wwfe083kkl02wrgjsg3lkqg oops* didn’t tag correctly lol
still learning the ropes 🤪
again tysm!


omg i think i just zapped myself


@lighthouse yay it worked! tysm! my first zap 🖤


today, i’m thankful for:
* nostr
* nostr:npub1f05lewnz54t2phk9syvspu59r4yh9g9g33330tffpe3el0y7qw7q602zt6
* bagels smothered with butter & honey


this movie was so good


yeah just switched to primal after seeing how easy it was to set up zaps! and yes nostr > all other social media for sure, this is the future


wait i think i got it lol i sent some zaps
is there an option to send me zaps? don’t have to send, just want to see if i set it up correctly


wait I may have just figured it out with the Primal app, had an easy onboarding wallet process...
can anybody see if they can #zap me? even if it's just 1 sat lol, just want to see if it works (i can send it back)


anybody know how to easily set up zaps? trying to create an account with a lightning wallet, but i keep getting "the address should either begin with LNURL or should look like an email address." my lightning address starts with "lnbc..." is that not correct? tried setting up a wallet on zeus, couldn't figure it out, or mutiny... alby requires an invite code which I don't have
#asknostr #nostrnewb


bitcoin maximalist? i respect it


The way appears as you start to walk


what’s your favorite altcoin go
#crypto #bitcoin #cryptocurrency


just left bluesky for this, loving it so far!


nice i love fantasy! malazan atm


blocked


welcome!


in my next life i want to be a cat
#cats https://image.nostr.build/53c3e21c00adb974e7aca83b5d97628ce07f1f3124192035ea4b3206a4c48fec.jpg


good times


someone’s gotta do it


lol love it


gotta pay $8 a month for that


y’all using Primal or Damus on iPhone?
#nostr


I genuinely feel happier while on nostr than on other social media platforms.


WOOT ty!


today, I'm thankful for:
* nostr
* stardew 1.6
* starburst flavored energy drinks


Hi all, glad to be here, I'm Emory, I like gaming, books, witchy stuff, philosophy, cats, and crypto
#introductions


If you really care about somebody, you give them Bitcoin.