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 I'd be in jail if I actually had a hoa. Max like 3 months.  Best case 
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 I don't give a fuck if the HOA doesn't like it. The cumpkim🤤 is staying. 
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 Real live rokos age [redacted] to [redacted] raped live 
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 "need my cat slurped" 






No 
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 if i had a magical switch to flip that would instantly kill all mosquitoes would there be any goo... 
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 @df166227 increase nicotine consumption.  Become the pesticide 
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 Never once have I read or heard "I'm autistic" and been surprised. 
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 reminder this is a thing in Chrome 

niggachrome://flags/

https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/0d966ada-811c-459f-9840-24f293d5c41a 
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 great to save some tabs for your next goon sesh 
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 stacking pcbs to use as enclosures is a cool look. Smart too ig 
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 fuggin nerd. spit on me until I cum 
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 I really could probably use a 3d printer 
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 WantAck 
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 club where a suite costs $56



absolutely not. that's how ya get aids2.0 nigggga 
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 I think what I dislike most about electronics is how friggin tiny everything always is. 


yuck. I get hateful when I have to even use a mouse, you want me to stick lil tiny dinguses together with lil tiny metal dinguses. Shameful 
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 ✂ï¸
🦀 
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 LoRa could be used to communicate GPS data to other nodes.  

making a decent blueforce tracker. No need for internet connecc 
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 I'm gonna do this actually.  Brb 
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 LoRa hole 
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 One of my specialities is writing cryptic notes to confuse and startle future me 
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 Harbor freight? more like yank on my fuggin nuts jimmy 
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 I'm not that ok at programming but it's working out fine ig 
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 Hello and welcome to rokos hike and hole emporium.  

Everything a man needs. 
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 Scrolled too far.  Found the hole discourse 
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 "Nooooo you can't go around fellating the ghosts" 
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 I went to a /b/ meetup once.  

It was surprisingly nice.  Ate a bunch of pizza and talked bout trains and school n stuff. 

Everyone was pretty normal and clean. 
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 Do people just meet strangers off the internet without seeing their face? 

I've done this yes. But you shouldn't. 
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 Columbus Day is a fake holiday.  Italians get bent 
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 Using an umbrella is usually too gay for me 
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 Yeah man just triple book yourself it's fine 
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 F1 might be more crooked than boxing 
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 F1 might be more crowded than boxing 
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 Leoriooooi 
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 soy SOY ITS ALL SOY 
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 A nice break from our usual programming of unbridled and unrestrained sperglording 
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 Unchained homosexuality 
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 I'm having the anxii 
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 Did some weenie get caught lackin or something.  Why are y'all posting pictures of redditor looking white guys 
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 Wow what a cute crab 
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 ayy nigga made a pizza 
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 I just had to play spin the rat as a captcha 


I really don't like computers, man 
 nostr:npub18xytkg0prctw49de0dfzr680fk09tk7r0uu2wndfx20l3akgh0wqkmc6yw oh fuck what's going on now 
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 @2f31d435 the fpc emergency injunction was extended

Goa is likely to also be extended. Then it'll probably be open for everyone.

https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/f5d5d0d0-3e04-4343-9fb9-d337dfab550e 
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 oh my dear god. It's another season of the brace thing 
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 niggercattle and niggercattle accessories 
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 the answer is usually no 
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 yeah you can make an app. But should you? 
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 Asperger's? 
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 Nothing does what it says in the name. 
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 The climate change conference is in Dubai lmao 
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 @d6feb692 you know I just might be getting the impression that they're not all that concerned about climate change 
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 I'm not terribly bothered by pepper spray/OC 

Take that as you will 
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 people irl have been talking to me about voting a lot 

Apparently I look like someone who partakes 
 nostr:npub18xytkg0prctw49de0dfzr680fk09tk7r0uu2wndfx20l3akgh0wqkmc6yw I did too much productive t... 
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 @Fe₂🦀₃⋅H₂🦀 ( 7,600 / 28,000 ) request approved. Commence slackin g 
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 just guys hangin out. TOTALLY DEVESTATING THEIR MEATHOGS 
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 I'm not doing anything more productive today enough e nuff 
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 I'm super melaninated tonight gotta say 
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 "hey wanna come goon with us" 



Yeah maybe but which definition are we talkin here 
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 Electricity is stored in the ass 
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 Gelqed to death 
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 Alright.  Time to gooooooooooo 


Itgoes itgoes 
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 when I'm not being a shitass and like drinking a gallon of milk my diet is so good right now. 

Getting good oven safe glass containers has made meal prep much much easier 
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 I absolutely love that Scalarworks QD mount btw. Lives up to its reputation. 


i'm not gentle or careful with basically anything either 
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 unity mounts do look better tho 
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 the problem I have with icons is that my immediate and turbo retarded reaction is, "Nah man, I ain't deciphering that hieroglyphic Rosetta stone nonsense" 
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 Get you a shemale for your email. 

Download {random "AI" planner vaporware} today 
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 Disk stretcher. That's how you grow partitions. 
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 flan father 
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 when did flannel daddy become hot? 
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 EDC? 

XL chance and pocket sand 
 nostr:npub18xytkg0prctw49de0dfzr680fk09tk7r0uu2wndfx20l3akgh0wqkmc6yw everyone on fedi is secretl... 
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 authoring dissident publications at scale 
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 so anyways, that's how I ended up loving hitler 
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 I don't know why I felt so strongly about setting up sso last night. I am literally the only person using this thing 
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 nostr:npub18xytkg0prctw49de0dfzr680fk09tk7r0uu2wndfx20l3akgh0wqkmc6yw Relational Dick Services. :... 
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 @49fa391f available in every region. 


Highly available. 
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 Phantom RDS services 
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 wrong AZ 
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 @213661e2 and how many of those minutes were finding a fb hooters pic 
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 @COOL FREE RINGTONES through crime all things are possible