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It makes sense u see 
 Wireless earbuds go hard 
 Roko King of the n words 
 fired for answering the gambling addiction helpline for with "hey, feelin lucky?" 
 remember when like all the cities were burning 

that happened 
 well known turbo retardism victim 
 Architect doesn't look right as a word. 

queer 
 the beverly hills 90210 fandom is dying 
 @Suika Eszterházy of old age 
 nothing is working out for me tonight lol 

That's alright tho. It just b like that sometimes 
 My theory is that somewhere in Africa is a bird that sounds exactly like a smoke alarm and tuning... 
 @Fe₂🦀₃⋅H₂🦀 ( 7,600 / 28,000 ) are you kidding me? They were hunted to extinction during the colonial period. fucking kms 
 I do indeed like a good camel 
 we fuck the bill gates 
 Fedi poon spam 
 Thanks for the aws sheks Jeff 
 Charging wireless earbuds makes them warmer than body temp. 


Feels gewd 


I am chronically cold always forever. 
 My car heater smells like chinese food :chiggerniggaseverementaldistress: 
 @Fe₂🦀₃⋅H₂🦀 ( 7,600 / 28,000 ) it's probably not supposed to. 
 Yeah man just go buy a 416 parts kit and source all the parts nbd 
 I went to bed At 10pm last night and I'm still tired 
 squort: the social network 
 yeah man, it's like a blow-to-start for a car but for horny posting on the computer

Same principal of operation actually. It just judges how you suckle on up to it 
 nostr:npub18xytkg0prctw49de0dfzr680fk09tk7r0uu2wndfx20l3akgh0wqkmc6yw i don't believe u i feel li... 
 @2f31d435 it's not what I meant when I said I prefer "swimmer's build" 

How much are the dolphins paying you anyways 
 the only whales that should be chucked into the sun can be found on Tinder, not the ocean. 
 nostr:npub18xytkg0prctw49de0dfzr680fk09tk7r0uu2wndfx20l3akgh0wqkmc6yw do you know about dolphin o... 
 @2f31d435 no and I take great pains to not find out. How many times have you seen me in water? 0. 

Dolphins don't cum on land. Well known fact. 
 fucked up how they threw that whale into the sun on star trek 
 i think it's fucked up that we know that dophin languages are hierarchically structured like huma... 
 @2f31d435 There's absolutely no need to talk to them things. 

Look at them, do you honestly think they'd have anything worth listening to? Absolutely not!

https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/91035ce4-6747-4ebf-a6ef-6d6faecb8326 
 why face tattoos are actually good 1/??? 
 Hamid Karzai had a hot dog stand on capital hill. 

He was living in America.  


I didn't know that. 
 nostr:npub18xytkg0prctw49de0dfzr680fk09tk7r0uu2wndfx20l3akgh0wqkmc6yw woukd 
 @armpit licker feet smeller  one way ticket to RAM RANCH 
 Every single person I've met named Tanya has been mega annoying 
 Mantis BlackbeardXnXX 
 reacting to your own posts 
 just two guys bein duwudes 
 3'4" if it matters 
 Make software good again. 


Market it with coose 
 My gunt (guy cunt) hurts (pulse squatz) 
 Pythons as ugly as beat up doghole imo 
 Works fine tho if you're not a mongoloid 
 pasteurized powdered egg whites (bulk) 
 lock cuck 

no not like that 
 duo owl jelped my deeeeeen 
 Mk 18 best mk 
 👀🔨 
 "Clearing barrel" is not an appropriate nickname 
 The duo owl needs a xan break 
 Windies servies 
 Disgusting 
 There's like 2 cool Germans in total 
 Fighting the intrusive tattoo thoughts again 
 Is it time to liff weights yet 
 Local man has tragic soap in hoghole incident 
 I'm setting myself up to mald early. 


No no. 
 Fail2flan 
 Fuggin magpies 
 bluetooth work challenge is going poorly 
 6 hours of sleep is enough (true) 
 targeted individual (I'm at Target) 
 Fedi's PED arc 💪 
 Hey Alexa 

Where them hog gobblers @ 
 Hey Alexa


Escalate the violence 
 I have desires to make the gay 
 Yahoo Mail for Enterprise 
 Everyone I know or will ever know has left 4 dead 2 
 Milk should be warm. 


However, no. 
 Deltoid maxing 
 memeing and creaming
This is good 
 Wants to pressss 
 Computer things actually working? 


Weird. 
 shot a staccato p today. 

It fuggeded 
 N 
 Grutted in 
 Add a Skype number 
 he must have accidentally tapped 'v' 
 Olivia Rodrigo has a hot voice tho 
 There's no coincidence that ginger is very similar to the other word. 
 nostr:npub18xytkg0prctw49de0dfzr680fk09tk7r0uu2wndfx20l3akgh0wqkmc6yw How do you feel about the s... 
 @49fa391f haven't watched and know nothing about them other than they exist. 
 Adventure Time is such a good show tho 
 I really like being clean and neat. Makes happy in my soul 
 Who lives in romania? Can't be Romanians 
 UDP pigeon protocol would be a real bad time 
 maybe we should stop waiting for the next Hitler
just try to be more like Hitler ourselves
a litt... 
 @professionalBigot gonna want to work on that name a little more. Too close to burlesque. 
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 @2f31d435 send image this to a medieval clergymen to get absolutely EXCOMMUNICATED

This is incredible a hobbyist can get these kind of images. 
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 @49fa391f fuckin finally 
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 This Tier 1 holster sucks actual dog dicks tho.