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 Omg that honking was so loud! My place is completely sound proof. Oh yeah I love communism too. W... 
 I will breed the communism out of her. 
 Think I will have those edibles tonight. 
 Matty has that effect on people. 
 Stink. Wigger. 
 I would strangle every journalist with my bare hands if I wasn’t sure we’d have articles published from hell by noon the next day. 
 i almost did this a month or so back, all lowercase and all heading text 
 IS THIS HOW WE GET NCD TO BE THE MOST DEFEDERATED INSTANCE? 
 "# " before a post with markdown on 
 WE SUPPORT MARKDOWN NOW???? 
 Great, Matty has a bot now too? 
 He has for a while. They are basically the same person. I get it confused with the actual matty all the time. 
 that's exactly how it goes. If you flail around like a retard you will get exhausted in round 1 then you're fucked 
 

Check Poa.st at work

Alex Linder is being based for once

Alright. Check the temperature in He... 
 What fucking simulation are we trapped in 
 If you haven't watched Angel Cop you should. this is 100% accurate. CR couldn't even censor it because the subs are hardcoded. :jew_noticed:

https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/f82b699160fae0db50456ea82287f8e69ddfe27526850d1d5bebf8df50f56f48.jpg 
 >some dumb bitch wearing a mask in hot weather nearly hyperventilating in the elevator
sucks to b... 
 The fact that the last thing he does before bleeding out on the ground was eat shit on a park ben... 
 Wouldn't be surprised if that is what actually killed him. He nailed the rail square near the temple 
 Amazing that much of us started our journey with Gamergate, on the premise of just being left alo... 
 From your lips to God's ears 
 

“The police bother us because we’re black!”

So stop doing that then, seems pretty simple. 
 They should uninstall and reroll 😏 
 Alright, so it looks like I’ve been or am being reinstated as a basic user in Nice Crew again, ... 
 :pepe_music_happy: I wear my sneedglasses at night :pepe_music_happy: 
 I've noticed that the suggest picker may go off screen if you're all the way on either side of th... 
 It really was russian /co/ 's 9/11 
 Oh I was in the thread. 
 I want to! 
 Maybe some day... 
 Congratulations bro. Let's shake hands one day 
 I didn't get married.  A friend of mine did 
 wedding is done. I'm exhausted 
 All the women were obese I am going to die alone 
 goodnight Fedi, my friend's wedding is tomorrow 
 Yes. God Almighty, do they ever. 
 I need to post dis on da gram! 
 Goodnight my friends. 
 Unfortunately all the shitbulls cancel this out, I don't make the rules. 
 This image of North Koreans witnessing K-Pop in Pyongyang will never not be fucking hilarious to me.
>First time seeing media from outside your country
>IT'S FUCKING K-POP

https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/bdec1c0c36da89d5471fd8f0ece5022f670289c1b7cd24387f6298280e371d20.png 
 They taste like fuckin pine trees to me. 
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 I was so close at one point 
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 I'm unlucky I guess 
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 Manmade horrors beyond comprehension 
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 Over/Under on woman pilot? 
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 It wasn't a slippery slope it was an express elevator to hell world 
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 THE JEW FEARS THE 侍 
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 It's actually videogames 
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 No fucking way... 
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 OH GOD I CAN TASTE IT NOW. 
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 HAPPINESS SPIRAL WOOOOOOO 
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 Pure oxygen is also extremely likely to go BOOM. 
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 I know, I just used it as a segue to vent.  :3: 
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 spiritual cuckoldry 
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 I'm not THAT crippled which I think is my problem 
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I CAN’T GREENTEXT REEEEEE MY AUTISM 
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 I miss him every day 
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 Especially if you fuck it up. I've seen that. 
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 I haven't met anyone that would marry a cripple 
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 They also cut my stomach open... 7? times 
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 Shhhhh it makes it funnier 
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 Sounds pretty gay 
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 They don’t actually enforce that, look at Barry. 
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 AKA Fencer pose. You see it in the NFL a lot. 
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 Yes it is. And they fucking LOST it