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 starting off with a small loan of just 500 million dollars 
 5 billion dollars hot damn 
 to top it off, i also have an audio + usbc splitter in my phone so i can listen to music and charge at the same time 

living in 2006  
 so it doesnt short circuits? wym exactly  
 im constantly reading XRP so annoying  
 renewing my nostr.build account here bc apparently a year has passed ⏳🪰🪰 
 bzz bzz mfer 🐝  
 love the fox x nostrbuild collab 
 gm, sned sun ☀  
 snǣd itt 
 big day today (closet and clothes reorg)  
 I missed my GM this morning 😭 so GA everyone.  
 gm has no bounds ser 🫡 
 hello, good morning ♫ 
 no article or warning would ever be able to put me on pads👩‍🦯 
 track your cycle before letting ppl diagnose you
https://i.nostr.build/Pz7g7L8xyNcudpKT.jpg 
 😂😂  
 @ the 2 other woman on nostr 
 happy to hear bc it rly can explain a LOT of moods wings / increased emotions and it happens w most woman

it's easier to rationalise things when aware 
 i truly wouldnt be surprised if many woman got missdiagnosed with bipolar disorder and wrongly put on heavy meds  
 🥹🥹🥹🥹🤌🤌🤌🤌 
 all in all  all is well 
 everytime i pet my cat and she notices hair loss that i then shake off she gets mad 😡 
 like sometimes she hisses, sometimes scratches or bites me (but as long as i show now emotion and dont pull back my hand she doesnt actually push trough to hurt me)

anyone ever heard of this? any cat pet vet behaviourists in ze house? 

it's so weird, and she does it specifically after seeing the hair floating away.. not during petting.. so it's not pain.. and my vet says no idea either 😂

wad hek man, maybe just regarded like me? perchance. 
 YES exactly that. Great to hear it's not only my regarded cat then, phew 😂 
  
truth i could squish her so cute

like "wtFA PUT IT BACK 🙀😾🔪"  

bet she thinks I'm the one making her shed and stealing her furr 

poor regarded unsocialised kitty  
 wake up. look around.
realize how blessed you are

a roof under your head, food in the fridge, running water, interior, shower, toilet, bed, clothes, things to do, ppl to see

treat your stuff and ppl w love <3 
 ppl you love
ppl that love you

i mean, it's a beautiful thing 
 🫂🫂🤍 
 wow. my bad. highly regarded 🫡   
 Alhamdulillah 
 how so 
 unfortunately i did not. i have no logical explanation for this mistake 💀 
 mi derek 🫂 
 been there 🤪 
 You can’t quit Nostr it’s impossible. 
 dont have the desire too either😇 
 GM Haiku

Once I didn’t know
All the things I didn’t know 
A based man anew 
 we bringing haikus back lfg 
 All that I know now
Is actually right now
This moment is all 
 conspiracy theorists got it all wrong. there is no competent deep state. biden proves this beyond... 
 nice try 
 it is nostr:nprofile1qqs0kfqj8c5te6axgue5c9wkhjlpte05e6mxea5ya8kgwt20egetktqpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9uj... 
 happy bday 3adam bedair 🎉  
 Ich denke ich werde die bitcoinbestände meines online geschäftes veröffentlichen! Wäre das ei... 
 ich habe keine ahnung was dis betekenen tbh ngl  
 no idea what it is about but still slaps
https://youtu.be/VNJ96imMskk 
 bha so it literally doesnt mean anything 😂 
 nostr.build thooo 
 this is true 🫡  
 i did NOT expect finding 2/100 bitcoin catz in the batch of random cat stickers i got (dont ask) but here we are
https://i.nostr.build/9zqGo.jpg  
 yeeeesss haha 
 from a random seller of Temu (aliexpress achtige app)

not sure yet, def a couple on wall in restroom and also will bring w me in bag - randomly stick them on doors in frens houses perchance  
 is gon be great  
 this one is going on my node💯 
 "100 Stuks Grappige Kat Stickers Vinyl Waterdichte Stickers Voor Scrapbook, Journaling, Laptop, Bumper, Skateboard, Waterflessen, Computer, Telefoon, Cartoon, Harde Hoed, Autostickers En Stickers" 🫡 
 hek yea hahah deal

we should try meetup again, but ill be away soon again and then back in the Netherlands in August, you?  
 “The Democrat party is the party of weak men and angry women.”

- Tucker Carlson. 
 lolol hahah 
 fall in June 15° ☔⛈️🌫️🥴  
 it is Sunday, means time to visit mother w a rich seafood platter 🤌 
 tq jeroenskii 🫂  
 eid mubarak smuggler 
 update: got and been using plastic plates 😈 
  chief 🫡