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 today a family member advised that they would no longer speak to me if I didn’t vote for their ... 
 I'd fucking headbutt them. 
 If their mouthy enough to give you an apalling ultimatum like they did, no. 
 *they're  
 They'rems  
 Real shit, respect. 
 The frog shouldn't stop hopping just because the crickets aren't chirping.

🧘🏼‍♂️


 
 So the prophecy is true after all. 🤯 
 Was it at least a grey squirrel? Hate them cunts. 
 No they dont, fire at will. 
 If baby Bush taught us anything it's that                                           we don't negotiate with terrorists. 
 Burying this phone on consecreted ground, check mate. 
 Dfuq is this about the squirrel? I thought it was a Cashew ecash thing but obviously not lol. 
 So Randy Weaver situation? 
 Change Maryland to Martinland, fuck it. 
 I don't get it XD 
 I think people who are obsessed with hating trans women need to touch grass. How does one’s gen... 
 Your argument is essentially "leave them alone". 

Problem is proponents of trans ideaology want to see non believers censored and jailed.

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. 
 I won't discredit your personal experience, I  certainly believe you, but nonetheless, increasingly across the Western world, legislation is being pushed that flies in the face of biological reality.

I'm a voluntarist, if a trans person wishes me to refer to them as male or female, that's between me and them as far as I'm concerned, but the problem with that picture is that increasingly there is a policemans truncheon just out of frame. 
 Nothing but love here a chara. 
 Nearly went to college because I heard they lecturers give scimitars.

Nice try marxists 😏.

 
 What did you expect when you allowed Jon Lovitz to ascend to the throne?

"It stinks!"

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 At least that cunt showed up, more than you can say for N.Carolina in fairness.

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 What did you expect when you allowed Jon Lovitz to ascend to the throne?

"It stinks!"

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 Is this hyperbolic or true?

#AskNostr

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 Goodness. 
 Is this hyperbolic or true?

#AskNostr

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 Seen this in GTA5 didn't know it was real lol.

What is it? 
 Reminds me of Christiania in Copenhagen. 
 Most of the world is mediocre by definition, I don't see how it is an insult.

Surely sub-mediocre has more of a sting? 
 Is this thing on?

#AskNostr 
 1, 2 buckle my shoe 
 5,6 Wheatabix™ 
 They hate you if you're clever and they despise a fool.

How true were those words. 
 Never relent on matters which are close to you, such is the way of the eunuch. 
 Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing was ever made.

- Immanuel Kant

https://v.nostr.build/3uzUr2OySpOU9gnc.mp4 
 Please explain. 
 Hollywood made a film about the Magdalene Laundrie, the ironing is delicious XD  
 Rodent problem is out of hand over there. 
 Hope you sort the rabbit issue soon, pic of roos is darling. 
 Can you be low-key beligerent?

#AskNostr 
 North of the sun. 
 Tim Walz is a modern man, sometimes he does the shopping: 

https://i.nostr.build/4qB4.jpg 
 Not much I would wager. XD 
 No matter who wins this election, remember that the only thing that separates YOU from THEM is pure unbridled swag: 

https://i.nostr.build/zVM4.jpg 
 One day I'll deliever Will a box of Cadbury Milk Tray, but the time needs to be right. 

https://i.nostr.build/DjxDA.jpg 
 "In Due Course", the worlds premier financially illiterate adult colouring book, no prior knowledge of logic required, just pick up a crayon and print your own masterpiece.

Only 2.99

Wait it's gone up, 3.99...

10.99

BUY IT NOW WHILE IT'S CHEAP!

https://i.nostr.build/nHFQiQDxMevODyNJ.png 
 Dad used to give me the belt when I was a kid.
Calm down it was a liqorice belt.

I hated liqourice though, life was hell. 

I would share it with the kid next door who always had a black eye, can't believe he'd eat that shit.

Anyways, when my dad found out I was giving away all the liqorice he was giving me he hung himself up a piñata so all the nearby children could enjoy his favorite treat, then he drove the car off off a cliff onto a bridge so he could buy more across the river cause it was cheaper the next town over.

That liqorice shop isn't there anymore, dude commited suicide when he raised prices, nobody wanted to buy liqorice off him, currently retired in the south of France , could have been a lot worse. 
 J.Lo looks like she's been carved out of a block of teak then varnished..... 
 Coffee is necromancy.

GM 
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 It's not even a meme. 
 XD

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 Lost me at Google tbh 
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