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 I bet police women have high body counts 
 I only had about 15 kids last night which was disappointing. The Whites and Asians took one piece of candy and said thank you. The indians grabbed a handful and ran. One Indian kid at least came back twice 
 Boomer friend said they should ship all the Venezuelan gangs to our enemy, Iran 

Took some big-boy composure not to jump on that one 
 got a 14 year old who says he’s wanted to cross-dress since he was 7 

but he doesn’t remember being molested 

he will, and I hope I can help make that a little less horrible for him

but with or without me, he will 
 words that end in -ad 
 What am I 
 mostly harmless 
 Indians are a combination of the worst qualities of blacks and jews 
 Should we exclude Meds from the ethnostate? 
 “A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.“

RAH

22 skills. how many can you do? I got 13 with two TBD. 
 never scroll up. 
 Pretty sure I already failed 😣 
 gonna need belly pics 
 bring back the brown paper bag test for citizenship 
 When a woman says hello to you, a good reply is to assure her that you don’t have a small penis. 

Do it loudly. 
 I’m a fucking cool dude, believe me 
 I stand 7’4” and weigh well over 525 lbs 
 Now here come the “good white folx” trying to explain to me the differences between Mastodon ... 
 in 1895 there were two cars registered in the entire state of Ohio 

you guessed it: they collided 
 Based 
 2A man, I’ll tell ya what 
 they’re kinda bland until you heap sugar on top of them 
 Master’s Degree for under $11k at University of Phoenix 
 kyrie and kanye were right 
 ah the dreaded declaration of confidence
I give him three weeks

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 donnie and mark wahlberg are not jewish 

imagine my surprise 
 fat is the new obese 
 IM NOT ONLY THE PRESIDENT OF THE VALVE CLUB FOR MEN

BUT IM ALSO A CLIENT

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 the Serb who shot archduke Ferdinand 

was not an ethnic Serb 

he was a jew 
 Harvard square smells so good. I just want to stop, buy food and watch people 
 move-out day at Harvard. the city is a parking lot. 
 Girl bosses will fight to keep their cultural status even if you financially disincentivize it. M... 
 Like people who become journalists - it’s a crappy profession that doesn’t pay much, but people still want the status of being part of the ruling class 
 @melowln@nicecrew.digital hasn't peed in 4 days

this seems contraindicated 
 Now it can be toald 
 they tricked yall into thinking you couldn’t. 
 what am I, Fred flintstone? 
 Do you miss talking on the phone? Pranks were easier and quite funny.  
 the phone was tethered to the wall

And it would ring

And we would pick it up and say “hello” 

WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING WHO WAS CALLING 
 39, single, no kids yet, progressive 

Wonder whether she thinks black lives natter and how many doses of the shot she took

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 wanting a woman who can control her waistline is not a jewish psyop. that’s very silly. 
 anybody here have a spouse that likes to sleep with his or her hand on your genitals? 
 but dat chink food doh  
 I don't understand 
 god I hate living in a multiracial country 
 wrestlemania is on 
 This cock tease of a yard sign seems to indicate that we will be offered the opportunity to vote for a dictator

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 She wont need them  
 she's a very cute 52

but she's 52 
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 this can’t be real 
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 I'm half viking and half hobbbit so I can go either way

I also look a little jewish

if I wore a yarmulke everywhere, I could pass 
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 you'll never get them to vote away their power. 
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 “Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.”
― George Orwell, 1984 
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 I really thought that you were being sarcastic 
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 that’s amazing. 
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 I recognize her. I mean the greasy fat guy banging her. What is that, a demon? 
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 Dads are gay for the jews 
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 now he's the face of a new porno app 
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 is that what it looks like if it's not stripped down like they stole it from harlem 
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 Of course they did. It was the Celestials. They needed to open up the earth in order to put their celestial egg inside. The extra matter formed the Moon, where the Watcher would live and watch until the egg hatches. 

Galactud eats the eggs. It’s a form of population control. That’s why he’s constantly bothering the earth. But he’s not cool with killing off all the earthlings. That’s why he sends his herald ahead of him - to warn the inhabitants in case they can get offworld. 

Everyone knows this. Right? 
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 moms love you for trying 
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 hard to believe so many survived. Germans are pretty efficient. 

the tattoos seem like a waste of time,  ow that I think about it. 
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 same as brains 
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 worse, it makes you feminine 
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 I lost 45 lbs but I’ve put 30 back on! it’s awful