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 @872ab8e1 what the heck was the driver thinking just letting the cat out?  I don't care if you're allergic, that level of irresponsibility and lack of customer service should disqualify a person from working for such a company.

#lyft #customerdisservice #psychopath #catsofmastodon 
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 Trump is shutting down the government. Make no mistake about this. 
 @3967703f  and Jared "House of Saud" Kushner coordinated OPEC reducing production to jack up prices. 
 @f884fa2b so if we all just use a VPN to fake a European IP we'll get a MAGA bullshit free Twitter eXperience? 
 What do you call a fortune cookie with no fortune in it?

Unfortunate.

#dadjokes 
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 I just saw a headline proclaiming that Wired magazine has mattress reviews. GMAFB. 

I blame Wire... 
 @f8d9bc1c then again do you really trust those who currently do mattress reviews?  The whole industry is a complete scam designed to support huge profit margins trading off largely similar if not actually identical products. 

I would not be at all surprised if many reviewers are just in bed with the mattress industry [pun intended]. 
 About his own fellow Republicans, Romney now says,

“A very large portion of my party really do... 
 @f884fa2b they seem to believe that the second amendment gives them the right to do whatever they want, and the first amendment gives them the right to tell you to do whatever they want.