Trying to make breakfast I was wondering why it was taking so long for the butter to melt. Turns out I turned the wrong burner on. So that's how my day is going 🙃 

 I stayed up past 1am playing video games. My kids will absolutely be up at 6 to let me know I made a bad choice. 

 Checks out https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/b5a6de5d-1706399416275.jpeg 

 Would you rather have $10k in BTC or gold? 

 My #dailypoll didn't reset. Sad 😞 

 If the fruit of the loom logo never had a cornucopia how is it that someone photoshopped the exact copy in my memory? I'm starting to think we're being played.  https://media0.giphy.com/media/xTcf1gUpg87E5lNK2A/200w.gif?cid=586b07f0ketgnks236btuqkp0eazk9eom35to9uz4w734liq&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g 

 How long the weekend actually feels.  https://media1.giphy.com/media/oPQJidn1zDv2UomYO9/200w.gif?cid=586b07f083bux3515ap74tw5daahzfl5h6yo5cgi70cxmpxe&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g 

 Just found zap.stream Anyone use it? Do you like it? 

 Pokemon Red or Blue? 

 Just bought some btc. Expect the price to drop soon. 🙃 

 #dailypoll I picked Rupee because there was different denominations.  https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/b8eb65cd-1706057347727.jpeg 

 Whos old enough to not remember how old you are? I don't know when this happened to me. 

 #dailypoll I don't think time travel would be as great as you think 

 Anyone know how many active users we got on here? https://media0.giphy.com/media/l0MYDdB5wsqeNESYg/200w.gif?cid=586b07f0o3332drke9z6actjbnx2zcotg87iz2t6gjloiqer&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g 

 You don't realize how much stuff is on your computer until you have to reinstall it all. https://media2.giphy.com/media/Oj5w7lOaR5ieNpuBhn/200w.gif?cid=586b07f0jqg8y0xhv7bp8ld9fz3bmreese57eiczwy3jo0z5&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g 

 What is #Nostr ? 

 Get those #SaturdaySats 

 I'm sure it's fine https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/9889034b-1705715711737.jpeg 

 With current pricing I only need to make 550k sats a day to quit my job.  https://media3.giphy.com/media/IArfvsrvQt5JF4KPhR/200w.gif?cid=586b07f0iu5x6kvhdv0187myr3wds6nqo4ys8rfwzr6c975t&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g 

 You ever have a whole conversation but only with gifts? https://media1.giphy.com/media/gBAsWWv0wZVdBahFtW/200w.gif?cid=586b07f09psb4tv9m4voasjtzs71vx1tjmi5ikeyv4lpn4ua&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g 

 The rate at which this work day is moving. https://media4.giphy.com/media/Bn6GYND33DsW9ANwwC/200w.gif?cid=586b07f0elcwro3ok7hv1m0bx4aa7fdmf5re294r35jmeo3t&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g 

 Playing state of decay 2 on twitch if anyone wants to talk apocalypse. Comment ZBD so I know this worked!

Twitch.tv/lttlfunk 

 What is this free zaps and why is it not available in my region? 

 In a gaming slump. Don't know what to play. Anyone else go through this? 

 #dailypoll Laura and Ash have no place on the GOAT list. Link and Pac Man should take their place. 

 I see people sharing other ways to get free sats, so here's my shot. You can gamble these in a hi-low game for a chance to increase your stacks, or lose it all like I do most of the time 🙃

https://freebitco.in/?r=40651087 

 Easy pick. #dailypoll  https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/90a27d56-1705280900592.jpeg 

 Tell me who your NFL team is with a gif. I'll go first. https://media0.giphy.com/media/3o85g5Tyn7isD1OOre/200w.gif?cid=586b07f0fr60p8kj6fuubgtv5zacpnbmpa57fy7bk4s4gyls&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g 

 Me trying to calculate how many sats I need to retire. https://media1.giphy.com/media/QmJ3e9So5M9NdNkOGo/200w.gif?cid=586b07f04usrmlb9f0soumujkykes3ozeew0880cqttwjm9k&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g 

 This is hitting hard today. https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/47426476-1705072408138.jpeg 

 For anyone who's listening, I've yet to see one zap on any posts asking to be zapped. Good luck though. 

 If you didn't actually read the TOS keep this in mind. https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/779d0ae7-1704762997573.jpeg 

 I just noticed I have 3 followers. Who ever you are, thanks for positive vibes. 

 If our new year's resolutions are only lasting a few days, or even a month, why are we doing them? We are just setting ourselves up for disappointment. 

 This app like https://media0.giphy.com/media/RE4kKU25NjFsY/200w.gif?cid=586b07f0kdtw21uibfzly9v6vhtnaid8njviy257xvb1tbow&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g 

 sand·wich
noun
an item of food consisting of two pieces of bread......
Hotdogs are not sandwiches because the bun is one solid piece. 
Debate over. 

 It's Friday! Carpe diem! Or don't. Who cares? 

 So is a gift a like and a zap is you giving sats? Trying to figure this thing out 

 Firing up this new homegrown game. Let's see how it is.