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 nostr:nprofile1qqsv73e7h6tndwngn3ccmc74auufpx722ldncw8rl8087hddljyw6mcpzdmhxw309ucnydewxqhrqt338gmnwdehv07p8s Can we get the old way back where we can see other people's postings? This social app isn't feeling very social anymore. 
 Lol so I'm apparently "suspended from the earn tab but when you click on it, it tells me I have n... 
 What is the point of the social now if I can't find new people to follow? 
 Same, it's pretty shit. 
 Guess you get my sats for ads. Congrats 🥳 
 Why can I only see who I'm following now? How am I supposed to find new stuff? 
 Looks like we've got a new category to add to the zbd wall.  Beggers, bullshit (scammers), and the newest one, boobies. Keep it classy folks. 
 Yup.. added "bones and bud" to the list. We're growing. 🤣 
 These scam text are getting out of hand. You shouldn't play like that. 😅 https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/51ec13f9-1714244562384.jpeg 
 Watching ads for zaps. Anyone know how many you can do? 
 You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it invest in bitcoin 
 Make like a tree and diversify. 
 I just had a spicy chicken sandwich from McDonald's. I sweat about it so it's basically like a trip to the gym. 
 This app is a great concept but there's just not enough people using it. It makes the social page... 
 I agree. Moat of the posts you see are referrals, scammer, or beggers. 
 ZBD is the best way to earn sats while you poop. 🤣 
 You don't know boring until you've worked at a construction site overnight doing security and there's no one else there. 
 When you think of a product idea that's going to fast track you to retirement only to find out it already exists. https://media1.giphy.com/media/IYIlvuWc21U4g/200w.gif?cid=586b07f01wr3vs7ntgefl1igwsci3sdotf1eyr5vgskanyv7&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g 
 Sats goes up, price goes down. $ stays even. Universe has jokes. 
 My 4yo: Elsa, come get your snow back!

And I couldn't agree more. https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/b93af915-1712266570803.jpeg 
 You can't always get what you want, that's why crying is free. 
 Enter deep thought here.. 
 You just realized you can't say "Irish Wristwatch".

Or is it just me? 
 Good morning ZBD
What would you do if you magically get 1 Million sats in your ZBD balance ?
Apri... 
 Stare at my phone for 15 minutes in disbelief.  Then buy my wife something nice. 
 Since all these accounts are here saying they'll 10x your money, I thought I'd bring some truth out. Send me sats and I won't send you anything back. No sat, no love, no prayers, and I'll probably spend them on something silly like a video game or sports bets. 
 Someone please explain how this works 
 Play games from the app, earn sats. Post dank shit, people "zap" you, earn sats. Cash out when you're ready. 
 Sometimes changing your life or the world is like moving a mountain—not in one Herculean heave, but by carrying away small stones, one by one, until the landscape is transformed. 
 If you want to bless all of us, stop spam posting your scam shit. 

Sincerely, 
Everyone 
 #dailypoll How can I sega Genesis mine crypto 
 You have to put an extended antenna on it and put it on the same network as your toaster and air fryer. 
 Hey guys we are aware of this scams accounts and we are already taking care of it.
Don’t ever s... 
 I would tag you but I just put work in with the "mute user" option. Thanks for acknowledging the issue though. 
 Be careful, everything here is a scam! 
 Realest thing I've seen on here all day. 
 Mint chocolate anything sucks. There, I said it. 
 Let's see what today brings. 
 It means no worries, for the rest of your days. 
 "Money doesn't but happiness."

Well being broke isn't get either. 
 My inconvenience superpower is finding the slowest line in the grocery store. What's yours? 
 Guys and gals.... Go set up a go-fund-me or an OF account. you aren't gonna make anything begging... 
 If we had money to throw around we wouldn't be here playing games for fractions of a penny 🤣 
 These #dailypoll are getting more silly by the day. 
 Wasn't it a star? Star power, right? I'm not experiencing another Mandela effect am I? #dailypoll #imlosingit https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/35640d1b-1707603721660.jpeg 
 Right! I had to look up the mushroom. Forgot it was even a thing. 
 Helpful tip: If you have anxiety over being on time when you go places, don't have kids. 🤣 
 Maybe I'm just being picky but to me a poll is a question where the answer is an opinion not a definite answer.  #dailypoll 
 Started doing GTA RP and I'm really enjoying it. First night in a week I've been in bed before midnight. 
 I don't want your sats. I want your memes. 
 Loved the movie, love the meme 
 I know a decent website but when I post it gets deleted.  I'll try to testing to this a 2nd time with the link. Honestly trying to get that hit referral. If it doesn't post I'll post it sneaky. 
 #TGIF what's everyone doing this weekend?? (let me live vicariously thru u while im stuck at home... 
 No #dailypool today? 😔 
 Close the app and relaunch. I don't think it will refresh automatically. 
 My kids love this game. "Monkey game" as they call it. 
 Who else is sad they didn't take more advantage of the sats for ads in the poll section? #dailypoll #sadface 
 I found one called zap.stream Used it once. It's ok for what it is. Seems there is a very low user count though. 

Also I'm not sure how the sats work. First (and only) stream I did I had someone hit me with 2100 sats but my account shows less than 1300. 
 I don't think people have figured out that if we all had moneyvtobthrow around we wouldn't be playing games for fractions of of penny.  https://media1.giphy.com/media/3ohc19HprYBej5YDKM/200w.gif?cid=586b07f0ran1xd4i35vx7k4hfrx3bgbr1ia1vjxrxgv7407h&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g 
 One of these animals is on a part of a group of intergalactic outlaws that saved the planet. Just saying. https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/8970f50e-1706487625504.jpeg 
 So zbd censors our posts now! 
 I noticed that too. Tried posting a link and it just disappeared. 
 Trying to make breakfast I was wondering why it was taking so long for the butter to melt. Turns out I turned the wrong burner on. So that's how my day is going 🙃 
 Hello ZBDears & NOSTRadiants 🫂

As I mentioned a few days ago. 
Soon, I'll be giving away some... 
 Good luck everyone!