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 I have no cock and I must plap 
 THERE ARE BONES IN MY FLESH :marseycry: 
 Need an esoteric gnostic sissy bimbo gf 
 cc @everyone@social.xenofem.me 
 nostr:npub1pcf79ek52wwl320ntwe8mvkxvvpwhgk79ur4vxxx2ez6hzr8fxuqhagr82 what about fart porn stars ... 
 @lich Chances are, they are the same women in 90s doing fake farts on their onlyfans 
 @lich A fart porn star from the 90s has more modesty and courtesy than any modern woman in early twenties 
 @:ihavenomouth:  Oh shit, didn't think through that one 
 @:ihavenomouth:  Actually the trend of anime girls with Joker makeup goes longer that that, so it's okay 
 nostr:npub1pcf79ek52wwl320ntwe8mvkxvvpwhgk79ur4vxxx2ez6hzr8fxuqhagr82 pony panda 
 @:ihavenomouth:  Oh shit, didn't think through that one 
 Every time I see some lanky thin dude with anime shirt/sweater/whatever, I imagine he either was already pegged or at least isn't against the idea 
 Asked an Intel engineer doing AMA on Reddit what happened to Itanium, he doxed me through Management Engine and kicked me in the teeth 
 Hi! I’m nyorori!!₍₍:nyorori:⁾⁾✨
Did you know~?​:ablobcathyper:​✨₍₍🐟⁾⁾ 
 Yoav Shekelberg did nothing wrong 
 Skyrim is the best soulslike 
 The fact that cum.salon is blocked on Taco Bell wifi is the biggest threat to our democracy 
 cubhub.social has blocked the following instances:

asimon.org for "Hate Speech"
shitpost.cloud f... 
 @fedi-block-api notifier Cubhub has deals that make you go boogie 
 Accidentally reposted poastie's status :heyface: 
 Cassidy is gonna fucking kill me for that 
 I liked cyberia more when it wasn't full of chudbuds refugees 
 Christ
Antichrist
Synchrist 
 Killing black men in real life for ender pearls 
 nostr:npub1xcqj5zukjz03e5h4809kvgrdqa4gh24ahvnwzc8cx259x6y6p2gsheh0nf nostr:npub1phpqxa6g888f6vrq... 
 @【理论Full Flavor】τπεory :verifyblack:  @owl. @WhiteExodite Poasties go through what the rest of fedi has gone through five years ago. Looks like the new pernia is rising 
 :ihavenomouth: 
 @:ihavenomouth:  Someday one brave soul would would niggify him 
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 @Final:z:Badguy:shrussia: @e1b4a435 I don't think so, you have to deal with it yourself 
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 @bronze Doesn't sound much different from a poastie tbh 
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 @troy ada @woodland creature :pleroma_fox_tan: @Machismo @pistolero @Nozakero @surk⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠... @𝔭𝔶𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 Plan 9 is like being molested by your uncle. There's something off about him, but everyone regards him very highly, so you trust him, and then on a family camping trip out at Montauk Point he takes advantage of you. Years later, you accept and acknowledge what happened, but you still refuse to believe that he's scarred you, because that would put him in control, not you, and the last thing you want is a molester in control of your life -- but your denial doesn't make it the truth. You want to believe that deep down inside, Plan 9 is a good person, and you see that Plan 9 has very redeeming qualities, but you sit down to try and program Plan 9 and all you can think of is that bunny's hard, throbbing cock.