holy shit https://youtu.be/NzeT-IPvOC4?si=HkQr2kR1X1VUQwkS 

 i wish the launcher on pixel phones had the stacked widgets stuff that apple and samsung do 

 they are literally in my ears right now and the case is in my pocket

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 why didn’t they call it the Pixelate 

 hi, it’s smee, he’s the problem it’s smee

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 i’ve gotten four case samples for the iPhone 15 Pro in so far and half of them just have a hole for the action button instead of a proper button because the case maker hedged their bets on it. the result is pretty awful to use, it’s very hard to long press the action button through a tiny cut out

MOFT: proper button ✅
Nomad: proper button ✅
Peak Design: no button ❌
Bellroy: no button ❌ 

 i refuse to accept this, jizz forever https://www.theverge.com/2023/9/26/23890926/star-wars-jizz-is-now-called-jatz 

 how come i can follow a baseball game with a live activity but not a football game? 

 this onion article but for everyone making a big production out of throwing out all their Lightning cables and then realizing that they still need it to charge AirPods or a keyboard or a mouse or a trackpad 

https://www.theonion.com/box-with-cooking-instructions-immediately-retrieved-fro-1819592256 

 obviously the most important thing we got from the iMac’s existence was the translucent George Foreman grill

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