this onion article but for everyone making a big production out of throwing out all their Lightning cables and then realizing that they still need it to charge AirPods or a keyboard or a mouse or a trackpad 

https://www.theonion.com/box-with-cooking-instructions-immediately-retrieved-fro-1819592256 

 @1f03245b or a parter who’ll be using an older phone for another year at least..

Or a guest who might want to charge their phone