Just to pre-empt some comments (My money is on Dale) that doesn't mean we're going out for ten pints and a kebab. It's a proper restaurant. 

 @2eea00d0 Because fried bread only takes about two minutes and it's far easier? 

 @86cc0286 It's probably why I have too much PTFE tape. 

 @760d5ffd Question 2.... where's my fork? 

 I was talking with her mum on the bus. She asked me where I lived now. I told her and she said I used to live down there with X. She hadn't realised I'd got on the bus with X so was quite surprised when I turned to X and asked him if that was true. It had been so long ago they didn't recognise each other. X happens to be GW8ASD if you know him. 

 @2eea00d0 I once ended up in A&E while making scones. 

 That site said free shipping on orders over £60 on the top. If you read the delivery details page it was actually on orders over £75.

I wasn't going to argue the toss with them but I selected free delivery anyway for my £62.75 order and they honoured it. 

 @7496940a Could have been worse I suppose?

You ok? 

 @73fd1d93 I doubt you'd shock me. 

 @760d5ffd Ecotricity constantly fuck up my online bills with weird numbers, and double take when I pay online. I'm sick to death of them. I realise you're in Stroud... 

 @2eea00d0 Several of them as it happens. The Real Ale Twats one is always fun. 

 @73fd1d93 I never see you anymore! 

 @73fd1d93 I have to ask what exactly you were trying to do with that? I have an idea but I like confirmation. 

 @843653f8 @3e418f69 @a79223b6 I used it to find out the times our electric kept tripping, and then managed to work out what the cause was. 

 @73fd1d93 Oooh. Spicy. 

 @73fd1d93 Got a spare psu for that? Asking for me.

I think you were gone before we did a 20kV source supply. 

 @af279435 They need to be banned. 

 @ec36a502 The 10mm and 13mm would still be missing. 

 I also have 10kV 1mA bricks that we save from scrap that I can use for this. We have rather a lot of them and we don't know what to do with them all. Got some 20kV ones too. They scare me more. Arc fault testing was spicy. 

 Actually, what voltage rating do people need? These are 9kV working, 15kV peak. They may work for some magloop designs even if the vacuum has popped. I have plenty of those.

Been a while since I've looked at it all. 

 @ac91e25a That's why we're all here. 

 @ec36a502 I don't normally suggest summary execution but you're there to do the risk assessment... 

 I hope the designer went to the talk on the Sunday. 

 @2eea00d0 oh don't. 

 Ok, I've calmed down now. As much as I hate people, my experience in life is that most people are decent, at least in my circle of things. I haven't physically met many people who infuriate me. Oddly they only seem to do it on the Internet. 

 Also just a note to say that you don't grab someone's wheelchair to "help them" unless you've asked if they need it first. Don't do that. 

 Call me woke if you like, I don't take it as an insult. Basic facilities should be open to everyone. Don't make me take an angle grinder to that door. 

 And I'll point out I'm in Wales which has stricter Part P rules than England for no obvious reason. 

 And I'm not going to sort out your fusebox either. Fecking Part P. 

 @5879ad81 Ubuntu on a server? Crazy. 

 @1056510e The chilli in that would certainly help sweat things out. I prefer more flavourful ones these days rather than hot. For some reason my body has developed a rather violent reaction to chilli over the last few years. 

 Has there ever been a proper study into the effect of curry on respiratory infections? It's the first thing I reach for but I can't come to a conclusion just based on a data set of me alone.

Lamb Saagwala with Keema Naan btw. It was delicious. And £ouchy but I didn't feel up to cooking one myself. 

 @4165827c That view looks familiar for some reason. 

 @5879ad81 Debian. Ubuntu can get into the sea although I quite like Mint but I default to the Debian version of it. 

 @5879ad81 I have a realistic border collie on the chair by my bed. Someone had it in a pub and I bought it off them for a fiver. I have no idea what was going through my head at the time other than 4% Best Bitter but I don't regret that purchase. 

 @88f809c5 That's cheap! When I had a half plot 20 years ago it was £29/year. 

 Urgh. I don't get ill very often so this is knocking me about a bit. 

 This was a bad idea. It hurts. 

 Damn, should have added olives. 

 @1056510e They paid it off years ago and there's no other charges on the property.

I'm wondering if it's something to do with the incoming installation of some NHS equipment but that seems a bit much.

I've alerted him anyway and he can deal with it. He's far from senile. 

 @2eea00d0 I didn't have any pastry cutters so I used a wine glass. The stem shattered off as I was pushing down and went straight between my index and middle fingers.