My algo has mostly been your complaints all day today 

 Personal responsibility? Are you flinging shit at the other sex and expecting it to make you friends with them?

It sounds like you think you are unusually intelligent, capable, and generous, but you may just be older than 40 and lacking prospects that will pay for your coffee. 

 Betas only get favored by women who have given up on all their alpha prospects. Most women will take confidence and social proof over pooled resources anyday.  

 Don't you still take onchain only on coinkite? 

 I'm so sorry to hear how poor you are! Have you tried bitcoin? Hope you can afford the smoothie soon. 💜