@b6af03fc Do you feel it needs the lining? That's going to be the hard part. If you haven't dyed things before, I recommend the tutorials on the Dharma Trading Comoany website. 

 @0c1a9324 Coincidentally, this morning I was just thinking again how Maureen McHugh wrote a book in which the protagonist _is_ the MacGuffin, & how delightful that was. (China Mountain Zhang) 

 @b182b8ff We could solve this one with lots of well maintained public bathrooms.