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jimbo | 6 days ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 the toilet is my sanctuary 🚽 

time is precious 💩
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jimbo | 6 days ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 im on the toilet. liquid diarrhea
burns a little

just a little
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jimbo | 24 days ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Bouncy bouncy
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jimbo | 2 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 i dont wanna wait for our lifes to be over!!!!
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jimbo | 3 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 i poo in many ways on many days 💩💩💩💩💩
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jimbo | 3 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Fuxk shit tacos
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jimbo | 3 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 I took a shit in Ibiza
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Ben Wehrman 🎙⚡ï¸ðŸ¥© | 3 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
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jimbo | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 i am the community
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Ivan | 3 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Maybe we really have not hit All Time Highs yet
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jimbo | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 well get there
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corndalorian | 3 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
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jimbo | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 shit reply 💩💩💩💩💩
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jimbo | 3 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Right Wing retards and Left wing lunatics
fuckin idiots all round
merica 🇺🇲
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Jacob🇨🇦 | 3 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 What do you call a man who accompanies his wife or girlfriend to a Kamala Harris rally?

让我ä»...
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jimbo | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 A little bitch
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jimbo | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 https://video.nostr.build/a0243d0567c621b9c6248b99263386219bceb53af97f2ada0b6b87510ec92279.mp4
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jimbo | 3 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Using Monero is like being gay.
Talking up Monero to a Bitcoiner is like pushing your being gay on people.

I don't care if you're gay, but why does it have to be shoved all in my face?
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jimbo | 4 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 i fucked around once and unfortunately i found out
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jimbo | 4 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 quotestr.vercel.app makes me look fancy

https://image.nostr.build/4b0253729dfd031ad48bfdd6b5fd93402a696934040e03031ce88d31c0820617.jpg
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jimbo | 4 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 if she a hoe you can still do her but dont get attached.
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Frogfren17 | 4 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 #meme #nostrmeme
#Zap it, Feels good man
🙅â€â™‚ï¸ðŸ™…ðŸ’â€â™€ï¸ðŸ’🙋🙋â€â™€ï¸ðŸ§â...
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jimbo | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 thank god i was staring at her ass the whole time it was incredible
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ð“¢ð“®ð“» ð“¢ð“µð“®ð“®ð“¹ð”‚ | 4 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 idk how I keep finding this stuff 

but the autism is strong with these frens 🫶
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jimbo | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 ill have to gain 100 more pounds in order to qualify for this level of retard.

may myy fat be with me
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jimbo | 4 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 I'm on the toilet right now. 🚽 💩 
It was important to me that I share that.
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jimbo | 4 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Is Lyn Alden a man?
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jimbo | 4 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
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jimbo | 4 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 i love burying my face in titties more than biden loves burying his face in little kids heads
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50c5c98c | 4 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Holy Shaboobahlah I love lady tiddies.
Small ones, plump ones, even ones that look like:

 ( .  )...
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jimbo | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 i love me some quality jugs https://image.nostr.build/a7a56091787854f661964f4501b643617a185ae051fe74c1db90808e7d2f5d15.jpg
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jimbo | 4 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 father is an alcoholic  selfish piece of shit
he is unable to recognize how he has brought chaos into his family's lives


i still love him but the anger is real
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jimbo | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 happy daddy day
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nobody | 5 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 whose askin nostr:note1vpmzk9kvfmyqje282lrjq0mhe2jwzs7yr3et3yphthm22x6w82rqz7nywf
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 me. im definitely askin
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 every time i use the toilet its a shit show 💩🚽
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Biro Bela | 5 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 https://image.nostr.build/b617407dc4cfb6ff0462b67a4108a10a40ca4ee83ef97d8a822a53bce2f5ec33.jpg
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 🤣 
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 i nutted in my fudge. cuz who honestly likes fudge without nuts! 🥜 💩
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Biro Bela | 5 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🙈🙌
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 boobs
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 MY BUTT
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Toot there it is! 
Fart'n losts of shit!
Toot there it is!
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Arturito | 5 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Comprando sats
Por 5.900 CUP 🇨🇺
Pago por Transfermovil
Tiene 92 operaciones exitosas
Usa el...
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 me if I had friends.
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Biro Bela | 5 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 A smart polar bear glides gracefully over fragile ice to prevent it from cracking.
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 this is what i look like when I hop off the toilet 🚽
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 if she loves you she'll let you stick it in her butt
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IT | 5 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Open skyrim.

Who tf are you?!
Oh God!
Oh yeah, that's right.
I lost my man servant and became a ...
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 swing my sword hoping it opens up a dungeon. nice.
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1024党总干事 | 5 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 跳的ä¸å’‹åœ°å•Š
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 so you think you can dance 😂
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Biro Bela | 5 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 https://image.nostr.build/c65b27f7310296d1cb47834b427e2dd745b0f361f4d77af70abb721c85abc267.jpg
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 that shit crazy 🤣 🦛
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hopelessromantic | 5 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 the keys to good footwear
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f0xr | 5 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 😱 no ant can escape the ant lion's terrifying trap. When they try to climb out, the ant lion t...
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 fuck. that shits crazy ðŸœ
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 i call you a fagget because you are one not because im trying to be mean to you

fuck...
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NotBiebs | 5 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Bruh 👀
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 damn. dog be hoppin
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Biro Bela | 5 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 https://video.nostr.build/55311145b22a475f8816fca88f45acc0e1523a7b5127cdceac2deb7a67635975.mp4
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 she dumb
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Crazy Clips | 5 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Student trusts his teacher and finds out
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 stupid is a stupid does and stupid just got hit in the nuts with an ax 🪓
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50c5c98c | 5 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 #MemeThis 
#Memes
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 your mom.
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6596d001 | 5 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 https://image.nostr.build/622577414dec40b9a4532f96ff21c67392f9b7cee1a172297c0499fd74bbdd41.jpg
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 anyone wanna cum see my dinosaur?
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 i may not hvae followers rite now but I shall conquer the #nostr one day!
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 thank u frend!
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 teeny tiny little things
there's a drop of pee in me
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 anyone else's dick not work #asknostr
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 i did a HARD reboot and it workd!!!!! ur a genius!
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 this life is so hard...
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Miami
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Turdland
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Fucktropolis
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Shitcago
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Poo Angeles
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 New Shit City
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Fart Town
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9d8ff7ad | 5 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Good day! This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is May 20, 2024. Bl...
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 looks like shit. #inkblotfart
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 taking a shit. like right now. im literally on the toilet right now. taking a shit.
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 technically my bathroom is a phonebooth
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jimbo | 5 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 your mom is a bitch.
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jimbo | 6 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Your butthole is my doorway 🚪
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jimbo | 6 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 there are so many drugs i would take with a needle before taking a vaccine. gfy
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jimbo | 6 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 happy mom's day motherfuckers
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Sparrow | 6 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 #asknostr #nostr
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jimbo | 6 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Beavis and The Buttholes https://image.nostr.build/3d41e6dfb6a6d28c9ff3d5b06a11ea39c1ef2009d351eba7ce979d9076203eba.gif
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Sparrow | 6 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 #news
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jimbo | 6 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 i can finally afford to buy my drug den
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jimbo | 6 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 to-do list:
be me ✅ 
smile ✅
take a dump ✅ 
eat some cheese ✅ 
lay down ✅
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jimbo | 6 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 gotta say it was a pretty successful day
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jimbo | 6 months ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 I like #Bitcoin #Boobs and #Chocolate. Sometimes #pizza is cool. Tell me what you like?
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jimbo | 6 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 totallyyy! smoke that ganja!!! coffee is so good with a smoke. chocolate too!
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jimbo | 6 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 right!?!
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