Open skyrim.

Who tf are you?!
Oh God!
Oh yeah, that's right.
I lost my man servant and became a lesbian.
I didn't want him anyway, I wanted sven... (forever my skyrim boo) but I fucked that up because of the drama with his other lady. 

Where the fuck are we?!

Oh God,  are we in a dungeon?
Are we in a fucking dungeon?!
Did I -- I would  -- I didn't  -- did I?
No?

Omg where are we?!

Don't let me touch anything! 
I'm probably at max.
You're probably at max too just carrying my booty.

Shit.

😭 I don't know where I am!
I don't know what mission I'm on!

Ooh look!
A door! ^_^

Opens door.

Dead bodies everywhere. 
Still clothed.

Yupp, I've been here... and I must be at max weight if there's things unpillaged.

Goddammit it...

 I guess I'll just go in the opposite direction then.