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 Ok can you guys stop smash buying. Those are supposed to be MY sats 🥵 
 Gn nostr plebs 😴

Gonna be a big week 
 My butthole’s not ready 
 libtards still denying that there was any censorship on mainstream media and social media.  insan... 
 The Democrats™️ captured a bunch of bernie supporters into blue-no-matter-who NPCs. I found bitcoin and escaped the loop. A lot of people still think they’re supporting his past presidential bids through the democratic establishment. So many people have proudly pressure cooked their “leftism” since then, but not really, they just don’t know what else to do. It sucks 😞 
 Wouldn't it be funny if there was another fake Pandemic and Trump publicly rolls out a vaccine? W... 
 Now he’s got elon as head of D.O.G.E. so they’re gonna go plaid next time 
 That’s literaly gonna be his position. Dept of gov efficiency 🥴

Sounds fine tbh but like 🤦‍♂️ 
 The B is so good and sats are the standard so tbh i hope either we just say a number in the context of money and it means sats, or it has the B to distinguish it from other currencies. But ideally the other currencies will be ded and that would be unnecessary 
 Don’t look. Just stack 
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 That sounds like a porn star name 😂 
 nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s can Damus not do multi phot... 
 Fapping 
 I just finished watching 3 hours of liberals crying over the election results

i wish there was m... 
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 Oh man. I can’t enjoy stuff like this even if it’s technically funny. Too stressful 🫣 
 Oh yeah 🔥🤘😎🤘🔥 
 Conifers are just beautiful in autumn. Much like times that are good for stacking sats if you think about it 
 😭 
 THE GREAT UNCHEAPENING CONTINUUEEES 🔥😭🔥 
 Atlas Urology has added 0.44 bitcoin to the treasury.  To date, our reserves have appreciated by ... 
 Incredible 🫡 
 A lot less assuming it factors in time for NGU and is not bearish AF 
 My american friends: Question - Why was abortion such a voters issue apparently? Not saying it’... 
 I think it’s just a very sensitive topic for most people. On both sides the other side is literally hitler/satan. So it gets blown out of proportion

There are definitely other topics that are far more relevant and deserve a lot of the time people spend “debating” abortion 
 Definitely a case to be made that we may not see another traditional “bear market.” 
 Maybe the axis has tilted. Maybe a bear market is more like when they say they “brought down inflation” and it keeps going up, but less quickly 👀 
 Bear markets are transitory or dare i say even illusory. Bull run duration might as well be measured in blockheight bc every block validated by my node is a buy signal, everyone’s just slow to understand what’s really goin on here and/or too poor to even think of saving. Am i making sense? No. Onwards 🫡 as all those zappers say, quite cringily 
 Actually i read it again and it made total sense for us   p o l y m a t h s 
 Oh that’s a joke. Polymath is a term that i find to be rather narcissistic when people describe themselves as such in their bio. Hence my bio 😂 
 If Trump was smart, he’d announce that he’s cancelling the bitcoin strategic reserve and let ... 
 YES

#YESTR 
 When we hit $77K nostr:nprofile1qqsdxpmyx4rhqdfhml00sywrm65k78u7snyzf83qqdf5ykfy4xgge7qppamhxue69... 
 Sure! 💦 
 My zappin aint what it used to be though. I’m using the OG alby that somehow still works 🤣 but i usually have to hit the ⚡️ multiple times before it sticks 
 Damn i forgot gold was all pumpty dumpty lately. Thought it would be moar higher 
 He and his friend didn’t answer the second part of the difficulty adjustment question!! 
 It was how many blocks and what is the purpose 😂 
 Apparently the inflation adjusted #bitcoin-cuckbuck ath is like 80k 🫨🫨🫨

I knew inflation was bad but damn son 
 I see you’re going full trump lately. Stay humble ser

Red/blue/State™️/you

I’m withholding enthusiasm until he frees ross on day one as promised, but to each their own 
 That’s good to hear. Just saying it kinda seems that way from my view 😅 
 That meme with the US map with Pepe and soyjack is amazing 
 Lol pretty accurate. Although i be in one of those crying states and can assure you it’s a mixed bag, as i’m sure it is in Pepe States as well to some degree. In fact tbh i saw plenty of trump flags and only a few harris bumper stickers. I almost thought it was gonna go red

*Stack sats 
 If you voted for Kamala, I don’t care.

If you voted for Trump, I don’t care. 

If you voted ... 
 My man 🥹 
 You stacked sats? 
 Can confirmed. If noshole says something that seems uncalled for, just assume i asked specifically for that 
 You've had 4 f* years to study #Bitcoin and amass a piece of the 21 million supply. Blame yoursel... 
 Ser calm down there’s still well over a thousand sats for every filthy US cuckbuck. The boat is just now igniting its motor. Hasn’t even untied from the dock. And other boat metaphors! 
 I guess if the choice is between commie-nism and crony-capitalism the latter is, while suboptimal... 
 Sure but brace for a wave of slow and painful shitcoin wreckage among your friends and perhaps family. I don’t think it will be pretty. 
 True 
 Tick, Tock, next Block!🔥⚡️ 
 Yes sir lfg ATH every ten minutes forever ✊ 
 Mmm… curvy 
 If Ross isn’t pardoned, fuck you. #FreeRoss 
 💯 
 The democratic establishment is bending over backwards not to admit that they fucked up by, for the third time in a row, shoved a weak candidate nobody actually wanted down their voters’ throats

“Make it a woman” - nope
“Make it Joe. Everyone loves Joe” - 🥴
“Make it a brown woman” - nope

This is probably an unpopular opinion based on how many mouths i see around trump’s balls right now, but i don’t want myself or #Bitcoin to be associated with the republican party… or the democratic party. I’d much prefer the separation of money and state tyvm

I’m registered as an independent and want to vote like one. But these mfers never give me the choice!!!

Maybe next time there will be an honest contest. Not gonna hold my breath. I’m just gonna keep stacking paycheck to paycheck as always

Let’s see if orange man holds to any of the pandering he did at Shitcoin 2024 and go from there. Who knows, it’s possible i guess. But he’s a shitcoiner/scammer until proven otherwise in my book

Congrats on getting way fewer sats per cuckbuck though 🙃 
 Two-party politics and fiat are like peas and carrots in a very toxic dish 
 The kid got fucking massive fr 😂

Reminds me of baby Apollo now that you mention it 
 I’m happy Ross will be free on day 1.

I’m happy RFK will help MAHA.

I’m hopeful Elon can ... 
 🔥🔥✊💦🔥🔥 
 Free Ross Day 1 
 This is the new bitcoiner litmus test imo

Anyone who is still slurping on trump’s peen if Ross is not free on *day one* is a turd muffin fiat maxi Statist™️

I don’t make the rules (surely someone has said this already) 
 Uptober arrived. 
 Lol 
 @Wallet of Satoshi should re-enter the US now 😂 
 #MakeZapathonGreatAgain 
 Yeah but normal noobs are not as clever as you ser. They need easy tardish options 
 Per project 2025 I'm putting together a list of people needing deportation.  This list specifical... 
 Yeah i unfollowid. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense 
 Very stable and smart investment ser. Should be a double digit percent of your portfolio 🧠 
 That won’t be necessary. I have U.S. treasuries up the wazoo already, as i am very smart