Fall Clean Up.

Alright I gotta clear these things in the shop. 
$19.99 + shipping

They are cute. They have a lil Beanie. They have a Grenade. 

Snag one.
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 The planning has begun for Christmas Bonanza 2.0!

If you'd like to help make this the biggest giveaway yet we'd love for you to join us!

We had 51 companies and people last year, let's beat it!
Send us a DM and we'll get you an invite to the group!

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 Fully Open Sourced.

Print it. Build it. Heat it.
Full 30 page guide with a complete walkthrough video from 
@BTCsessions
 

https://cryptocloaks.com/the-future-of-space-heaters-s9-bitcoin-asic/
https://m.primal.net/LaEY.mov  

 Okay... Hear us out.
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 Triton v3 is here after an unrelenting request for a case to allow a Raspberry_Pi 5.

Best part? The swappable back plate now will allow a new level of customization and options.

We'll drop the file so you can create your own back plates for whatever board you want!

Check it out here!
https://cryptocloaks.com/product/triton/
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 Just found the unreleased track from Creed  that we really needed.

🎶🎵 Now we're ready to go Higher. 🎵🎶

https://m.primal.net/LQNf.mp4  

 🎶🎵Freedom Rodeo #Bitcoin 🎵🎶https://m.primal.net/LNxH.mp4  

 Hot off the printer! @ltngstore👀🤩

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 WE'RE BACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!
https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/shoetoshis-reborn/

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 WE'RE BRINGING SHOETOSHIS BACK 

 
26 down! We've moved the goal posts and will purchase all units when 60 are sold. Only 34 more!

Snag the best deal you'll find on the new Bitaxe!    
PRE-ORDER – Bitaxe GAMMA 600 1.2TH

 $159.99 with CryptoCloaks Custom Case and PSU! 
https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/bitaxe-gamma-600/
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 20 down 80 to go! 
Snag the best deal you'll find on the new BitAxe!

PRE-ORDER – BitAxe GAMMA 600 1.2TH  
$159.99 with Case and PSU!
https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/bitaxe-gamma-600/

https://tenor.com/view/cryptocloaks-unfazed-bitcoin-prince-crypto-gif-2291573014543877076 

 14 Down! 86 to go!

PRE-ORDER – BitAxe GAMMA 600 1.2TH 
$159.99 with Case and PSU!

https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/bitaxe-gamma-600/ 

 🔥 LET IT BUCK $159.99🔥

We've set up a #BitAxe GAMMA Pre-Order page with 100 units. We need to sell all 100 units to get the boards ordered and rolling. 

$159.99 gets you the Board / CryptoCloaks Case / PSU
https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/bitaxe-gamma-600/

Once all 100 are pre-ordered we will be getting them made from the one and only @Public_Pool_BTC. Just like everyone else. 🤘😎

If we can get all 100 sold in a week we'll be right on schedule to get them in the shop when everyone else does.

8 down 92 left to go! https://nostpic.com/media/f8e480f4bb537facc1bdbd020f6defa136ebd51f057b95fb4050be2524f1cc13/942b9c3db4d145cd4a3bd159fe5ec967a6ed63a45874041ffd7daeb18ff49c57.webp 

 🔥 LET IT BUCK 🔥

We've set up a #BitAxe GAMMA Pre-Order page with 100 units. We need to sell all 100 units to get the boards ordered and rolling. 

Once all 100 are pre-ordered we will be getting them made from the one and only 
@Public_Pool_BTC
. Just like everyone else. 🤘😎

$159.99 gets you the Board / CryptoCloaks Case / PSU
https://cryptocloaks.com/product/bitaxe-gamma-600/

BTC ONLY 
If we can get all 100 sold in a week we'll be right on schedule to get them in the shop when everyone else does.
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 Bitcoin is cool, but go call someone you love and talk with them. 

You never know when their last day will be. 

RIP 

 Titties
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 The Shop has ordered 30 more #BitAxe Surpras and will begin shipping those boards out around Aug 5th or earlier!

Snag up a helluva deal with a 
@fold_app
 Gift Cards with a current 8.5% boosted sats back!

$144.99 for the Board / Case and PSU. 
Upgrade to the new stubby case etc for $5.

👇👇👇👇
https://cryptocloaks.com/product/bitaxe-supra-401-600gh/
https://image.nostr.build/6d6b8dbeb0e15d9f3f5fdc1e51ebdaf00ddda4515c97f561c5b061e6c3b68482.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/21b36d1132ff37b6d6c432cd3e0ae2e8646778e3fc5647ae43e19f5cdc87dca6.jpg
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 What's the best app for Android for nostr. 

What's not like rubbing #40 sandpaper on your skin to use. 

 FOLD APP JUST BOOSTED OUR GIFT CARDS!
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 🔥🔥We are stoked to launch our first drop from 
@CryptoCloaks x @ltngstore collaboration. 🔥🔥

The iconic Satoshi Smiley is now available on a few of our best selling products. 

You can grab em' here!
https://cryptocloaks.com/product-category/artist-collabs/lightning-store/
#Bitcoin #BitAxe
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 A case that will finally match that Noctua fan color combo. 🤌
https://image.nostr.build/72f7aed11d2c73830f542d9d22fe45dc78a3a1823b3c68a9b55533e669b7d554.jpg 

 When you don't play by the rules of Twitters algos lolhttps://m.primal.net/Konz.png  

 Drop us the best relays for Nostr we need to add a few. 

 The Triple #BitAxe Stand. 
They do look like Vintage Mp3 players and I'm all for it.

Find yours today
https://cryptocloaks.com/product-category/bitaxe/
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 Have a #BitAxe?
Level it up with one of our custom cases!

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 Some of you didn't level up this summer and it shows.
Bitcoin Grenade Notta-Koozie because we'll get sued.
https://cryptocloaks.com/product/bitcoin-nade-koolzie-can-cooler-stubby-holder/
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 Satoshi's Burgers Fast Food Stand is ready to serve!
#BitAxe 
https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/bitaxe-specialty-cases/

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 We are excited to launch the first of many products in collaboration with our friends over at the  @ltngstore!

The Satoshi BitAxe stands takes their iconic art and brings it to life with your lotto miner.

Snag yours and other specialty designs here!
https://cryptocloaks.com/product/bitaxe-specialty-cases/
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 Well if 3D Painting doesn't work out for us at least we know we can always have a job working fast food at the Drive-Thru. 🤩😍
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 The perfect #BitAxe case does not ex........

Fast Food Stand Coming Soon.
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 We're happy with the temp tests / fit / look and it's time to release the new case combo into the shop.

Fully customizable as usual because BitAxe should be Personal. 

I mean, it's YOUR lotto miner.

https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/bitaxe-supra-full-case-and-stand/

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 GM
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 Supra Decentralized

https://m.primal.net/KlQD.mp4
 

 Alright... I made a few more changes to the front cover.
NGL, loving how it looks and also adds more stability.
#BitAxe

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