@9ccf7b7d 

but why are they ribbed? 

 @c53d74b8 

I was on a long bicycle ride, separated from my group, when a motorcycle rolled up next to me. The male driver had a big cigar in his mouth and a lady hugging to his waist.  

He stared at me for a few seconds then said "I always wanted to try that, but I wasn't man enough."  

He sped off without giving me a chance to respond....not that I would have known what to say to that anyway. It was pretty funny.  😆