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 For my recent post we lost our casino license because we they were accepting GoFundMe money to la... 
 We thank you and our hearts are touched you changed your minds about letting pregnant women with addictions not Gamble. I mean you still let them but they have to have the special mouse that can detect a baby's heartbeat and we will allow only 190 beats 10 more being at risk of a heart attack  nostr:nevent1qqsytjgw8ashphve73arjtd95jd556t7sdetuvfmgzsr3dj5x8ljxncpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqfd7wgs 
 Google has always been the best people in the world because apple and everybody else was put gift cards over you. 
 I'm so sorry you need to excuse me for all the stuff you just saw on the screen right now. There are officers that we have right and they were just pretty much just sitting in front of our building and then we trusted them and now they are writing stupid stuff so please do not worry.

The sergeant will not let us pick you up or drop you off you have a good day and sorry about that. 

I know Megan and Riley Reid are both literally sucking on a popsicle and then oh wow I'm a girl too what are you girls want to do together . What's a Glory hole oh my God I love it when I throw up through my nose the sexiest thing ever 
 Can I touch your sexy black lips 
 Today we laid to rest Key Glock the rapper that actually was the first to say billion in a rap video cuz no rapper has ever then that's retarded enough to actually say that say would ever make a billion dollars in a life time but he did have a very good portfolio up stuff I can't even say on this message

Riley Reid Duchess of Sussex and Meg actually sitting together eating a Popsicle together cuz Riley reached this showing her some tips about how to put more ice cubes in her mouth because they both actually suck a dick you dick in them pretty surprised Damn that dude actually blow cement through Meg's nose and it's literally dripping all down her face here's a tissue smells like strawberries anyways


Yeah he actually dropped his album right now organic murdering oh my God this guy actually wanted to die.


City of San Antonio did you ever get the bodies from those cops man those people are retarded they're just Mall cops by the way sorry to other people that gone to an accident they have never offered you a ride home when he lived across town and you have to walk in 2 a.m. in the morning and get jumped by homeless people. 

You know if these people had a brain stem they didn't have to cut her sergeant they could have just took his bastards home and saved a lot of lives but that's what she get for trusting us for cops more like me I'm not one because I'm jumping off the building right now. 


It's only one story haha f*** you 
 You should move here to San Antonio you can help do my laundry 
 Key Glock has been pronounced dead at St Dominic's Catholic Church the doctors sayin he was under the influence of nothing. Glock was leaned up against the tree for 5 hours but the negotiator nobody current and owner of the sp500 the nft Creator that mirrored 500 companies to promote sellers bias. And call credit after 3:00 p.m.  term Being"SellersBSLift" meaning sellers just show up and leave call credit at break even by about to whatever strick price Is and the sellers free from risk of loss.


The negotiator and friend of Glock locked up to him and then Glock said you cajn keep it and then reply of nobody mumbled the f*** are you trying to get me killed.


Clock reply at these dumbasses are not going to get mad at you for giving me less bullets so just give me your 1911 the Colt with 3 lb trigger job he said felt better.


The pear went to separate race and Key glock was leaned up against the tree





Nobody walked away and turned his head and said deuces n***** you're probably going to f****** die 




After the fire and 300 rounds of police officers key clock was riddled with bullets and Key Glock had more then  29 police officers lying in front of him all dead 

He clocked on you fired seven times and then note that is watch and wash his Rolex.


Meg of Duchess of Sussex stated that she will always remember what her mouth do and her ice cubes 
 Key Glock has been arrested and released on Bill for the conspiracy to commit murder double homicide assault with a gently weapon assaulting a police officer murdering a police officer conspiracy to the commit murder to a police officer stealing an officer's car.

But has been clear of all charges for lack of evidence and a police officer and all 494 officers not showing up to work we asked luck preferred to comments on the missing and disappearance and hospitalization of all task force on suspicion of tampering with dunkin' donuts sprinkles and Bud light the official sponsor Buckingham Palace

Key clock has denounces citizenship takes his place with lady and side girl Riley Reid Duchess of Sussex and key Glock has declined the title of harry 

Breaking out Royal tradition for thousands of years stating Key Gloks reasoning is because I ain't a hoe


The BBC will keep you posted on a new album coming now. 
 Is key Glock I don't want Bud light people keep laughing at me

Thank you Tesla for sponsoring this event and all marketing and ads are pointed towards the screen for ZBD is being consistently official Spurs website 
 Oops my post of stealing 2000$ of Pokemon cards was taking 1 day to earn 2000$ visiting 20 stores gorgeous easier for me to do stuff them all into the trash can which no one looks in and just them had enough to me God bless America 
 You gift card you don't even know basic economics what's this pretend I showed you my socks right at your gas station and then you notice everybody stealing them guess what you'll just keep buying on me dummy 
 You gift card you don't even know basic economics what's this pretend I showed you my socks right at your gas station and then you notice everybody stealing them guess what you'll just keep buying from me .


By the way even Elon musk still is Pokemon cards cuz even he can't create anything for a stupid rockets 
 Let's start off by saying that you're stupid and you own a gas station and I walked in there and was selling you my chip brand called" your retarded" and notice that people were stealing them and they were just emptying out you was actually want to buy more from me you gift card 
 Man thank you i know I slang rock and I know what I do is look very wrong. Na jk somebody's gotta make bread pick me up sometime you know my name when you see it.    Key glock 
 Oh my God my negro key glock we literally did so much drive-bys together we literally thought our Glock barrels would melt how is it been!  Can I believe you remember me from that one Uber ride cuz we did a lot of shooting s even El chapo's boss told him to run to prison it was so much fun 
 I like to you to ask him yourself if you think he would ever want to meet you because you know what I'm wondering how you even know this because you're going to be my best friend if you are telling me right now you can finish the most biggest coincidence in the world because I already got people down to actually having the Prince Harry calling me on my phone just because I just left an email saying Uber driver forgot something.

Do you want to be treated like you're a gift card or do you want to be treated like you're someone I should really respect