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 It's so great being an American because we can just start over by walking into Walmart and stealing Pokemon cards to selling them to children and make 2000$ and when we get caught we only get a speeding ticket lol you 



Man I'm just thinking man you shut this is might as well just give me all your money because you're best thing in life this is helping me https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/711ca707-1712769557297.jpeg 
 That's actually not a shabby idea. 
 You gift card you don't even know basic economics what's this pretend I showed you my socks right at your gas station and then you notice everybody stealing them guess what you'll just keep buying from me .


By the way even Elon musk still is Pokemon cards cuz even he can't create anything for a stupid rockets 
 Pokemon cards about to go 📉 after this dropped 
 You gift card you don't even know basic economics what's this pretend I showed you my socks right at your gas station and then you notice everybody stealing them guess what you'll just keep buying on me dummy 
 Schizophrenia is a serious mental condition, get well soon ❤️‍🩹 
 I like to you to ask him yourself if you think he would ever want to meet you because you know what I'm wondering how you even know this because you're going to be my best friend if you are telling me right now you can finish the most biggest coincidence in the world because I already got people down to actually having the Prince Harry calling me on my phone just because I just left an email saying Uber driver forgot something.

Do you want to be treated like you're a gift card or do you want to be treated like you're someone I should really respect 
 Not sure if I should say what I think…..🤨🤦🏼‍♀️🙏🏻 
 Let's start off by saying that you're stupid and you own a gas station and I walked in there and was selling you my chip brand called" your retarded" and notice that people were stealing them and they were just emptying out you was actually want to buy more from me you gift card 
 Now you know why I kept my mouth shut because I had a weird feeling that kind of response was going to handed to me. Also I have physical disabilities and I have been ridicuculed my whole life so. Ok. You couched it as a product but it doesn’t mean that you skirted the point. 
 Man thank you i know I slang rock and I know what I do is look very wrong. Na jk somebody's gotta make bread pick me up sometime you know my name when you see it.    Key glock 
 Oh my God my negro key glock we literally did so much drive-bys together we literally thought our Glock barrels would melt how is it been!  Can I believe you remember me from that one Uber ride cuz we did a lot of shooting s even El chapo's boss told him to run to prison it was so much fun 
 Shut up nigger 
 Sir, do you want to be treated like a gift card. Because your mom and I are not then talking. 

You're going to have to nut up and let key glock Hit you in the face with his pistol. It doesn't really hurt that bad 
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