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 Interesting! I saw only rabbits.
But what's making the difference? I thought they're nearly the same animal. Poor little wild hares born with naked tiny butts. The tail must look funny🥰😄 
 I love it, but as a pipe smoker must ask: how does poplar deal with heat? It can't take much👀 I have mostly bruyere wood collection, that's super hard stuff and still it's not difficult to burn a pipe. But also it takes hours to smoke one, I guess just for weed it's minutes, no? 
 21 sats is now half a Czech Crown.🤗
I honestly liked more when it was 0,21 than 0,5 CZK. Super curious how high it will go in next decade.
#bitcoin 
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 You're poor Portuguese!😄 
 I OWN A LOVELY THING FROM OVERSEAS!
Spoons from nostr:nprofile1qqsz8dkqec78zt8qhnh5atu3wfwvg2t8llxs2022an6azd7rplwwddgpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5hsdfsysg finally arrived and my cubs are squeaking how cute they are.🤗  Thank you, man. So sweet.

(And, I'm sorry to add - fuck the state, the post and the customs officers especially. Oh, the hoops between Argentina and EU to jump through.)
https://image.nostr.build/faab2d30490bba4e6b1a512b54e5dec8aead3af2d34d7ac92798e61d4e5e688a.jpg #grownostr #woodwork #cookstr #artstr 
 They made it allright. Some exchange of opinions took place, especially after I wrote them in caps to fuck off with blackmailing and send me my stuff. They "don't accept zero value, but luckily it was written on the package" I just didn't fill OUR FORMS RIGHT ENOUGH. Fucking overlords. Of course they charged me for the procedure of clearance alone. 🖕 
 You know, I'm the stupid one. I should have known. It's no big deal. It's obvious. They're just doing their job. I'm the one with a problem.
🤢 
 I'd guess a paramedic would have some solid work after this👀 
 FUCK YES and nostr:nprofile1qqst5x9k23f40nlcu5c6enlp6cy6g8hnqglm5pcak89ltfn5frqeq3spz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qg6waehxw309ac82unpwe5kgcfwdehhxarj9ekxzmny9uq3kamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwdehhxarjwpkx2cnn9e3k7mf0tn02q0 please ditch that thing, it's kinda haunting me, especially when you you this "mama raising kids right" voice👀😆 
 Where's that meme of that bored guy watching his computer, then blowing that celebrational paper trumpet and watching the screen again?
Somebody do that with 100k.
#hodl #meme #bitcoin 
 Idk, did the "when lambo" count and if it's not at least 100 sats for a dollar, it's not really interesting 😆 
 Ugh. I dread the moment somebody will tell me "I got lucky back then in 2020."
 
 Same here. But some people will tell you it's a bu ble or you just got lucky anyway. It's inevitable 😃 
 I'm fighting cramps and ischias pains last weeks. Magnesium and everything else didn't really help, I'm too weak to do chinese cups on my own hurt ass, so today I bought a muscle relaxant before I'll go get a shot.
Boy will I not drive a car in next hours.
https://media.tenor.com/5vfyiadXbQwAAAAC/cody-winklederp-chihuahua.gif 
 Thanks! I know nearly nothing about chakras, but most of my problems are pure neurosis and stress acting out, I should try something. 
 True story
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 Yup, same with my country. It's awesome, great heritage and everything. Politics and economy tho, yuck. 
 So what would you do if you had an appendicitis? Surgery or antibiotics? 
 I didn't even know it could be cured with atb👀 
 How often is it and can it be treated before it's too late? I always thought it goes fairly quickly, usually before the patient even notices. Hours, days at most.👀 
 Same story. Trusted and then was many times shown how naive and also hopeless I was. 
 Were you? I changed it from ä, it brought problems with other apps and people here don't get much german anyway. 
 I was promised steaks. Are you having steaks in Prague without me? Bitch? 
 Ok, fine. But you're under my watch😁 Zrovna před chvilkou jsme se bavili s nostr:nprofile1qqsd7dva9jdz5ckq69egcc4ucp2xd24mgzf85vs6wagty2qqpfmkepqpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmqpzfmhxue69uhk7enxvd5xz6tw9ec82csugz2qt po telefonu, že sháníme někoho na hovězí a vůbec obecně bychom se měli potkat. 
 About to die in an avalanche of fabrics, buttons and zippers
If I survive, there will be some sewing
But for now, MIND THE SOFTSHELLS!!

#diy #hoarder #sewing 
 This isn't even a joke this is an actual memory but one time I went into a Walmart bathroom and t... 
 Did he oay for it or did he just take it from the grill and went to the toilets instead of the cash register?😆 
 GM. Building a loom this morning. What are you at? ☀️ 
 Organizing my sewing and knitting stuff.
It's a lot😬 
 Shush! I already bought yarn for my knitting machine, I just need to dig
The fukin
Thing
Out
Where is it
Oh, a glue gun! Sweet! 
 Decentralize yourself 
 Is seven enough? 
 Will do massage for zaps! ATH price requires me to sell my body for your pleasure.😄
Actually I made a whole massage room in our apartment, lava stones and everything. Sats wildly accepted👀

#czechstr #czechia #prague
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 Honestly mastodon bridge to nostr should burn. 
I'm sick from being treated like some weirdo just because I pop up somewhere among suckers for Bluesky or Instagram, I'm not willing to dip into discussions on V4V when the other side is simply weirded out.
Is there a feature for me to isolate myself from mostr addresses? Other than just checking, remembering and not following? There's a communication gap anyway. 
 GOOD MORNING
HAPPY TOP STACKING
ARE YOU STILL STACKING ? 
 Will do massage for zaps! ATH price requires me to sell my body for your pleasure.😄
Actually I made a whole massage room in our apartment, lava stones and everything. Sats wildly accepted👀

#czechstr #czechia #prague
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 Alright, that was fun to watch at 5am in bed, without sound😆 
 I'm still thinking about a bottle of red and whole ganache cake.
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 If I ever do it, I'll call the cake your name😁 
 Alright! Let's just make sure the kids are gone, this might imprint some seriously unhealthy things😆 
 We shouldn't. I don't know what to tell my husband if he found about us👀😂 
 "We can get divorced anytime."
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 Spoiler: We did.😀 
 Meh. It's actually fairly easy😆 
 "We can get divorced anytime."
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 Testosterone levels are going down 👀 

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 Idk. Those guys are very fit. Seems to me that it's a bit unfair to compare red carpet and action photos👀 That said, 80s heroes were all about oiled biceps and one liners. 
 My cousin did a few shots on our concert a month or two ago. This band (Pražskej Tuzex) is honestly my favorite setup among musicians I currently play with. Punk, bigbeat, no high stakes and some covers inbetween original songs, just to keep people entertained.
https://image.nostr.build/e8ef80e202882de7ed85122656e578d2ad935a4920af7deef70a33c6bb848467.jpg #musicstr #band #music #czechstr  
 The urge to buy during ATH is annoying.
"I see it growing and I want moar!"
Pull yourself together, Bearetta!!
#bitcoin 
 In the end we both buy anyway, huh 
 #GM #Nostr price control has never worked, benefiting one group over another isn't free market an... 
 Fuck yes and GM to you, brother ☕ 
 My kids made excellent pizza today. They need my help and guidance, but understand the basics already well, I don't have to juggle exploding flour, falling kneading machine and battle our sauce-covered dog for salami anymore.

Oh yeah, I wanted to go full carnivore for a bit since we're trying for a 3rd kid. Excellent pizza, really good!

#foodstr #mumstr 
 You wouldn't expect a ball punch from a 4yo, would you?😀 
 I would be interested! Just to check, of course.
But I would.
https://image.nostr.build/8a86c8123f9b439b3e7fe459c8b857855e18e15282b5e1c879ae5d66cc60ceb5.jpg #meme #memestr #shitpost 
 *penis not in..WAIT WHAT 
 I'd argue that the expensive ones aren't usually much better😬😄 
 Oh, I found a neat trick to help me with compulsive eating. I'll find more photos like this, print a calender and hang it on our fridge.
Lost all appetite within seconds.🤢 
nostr:nprofile1qqsfhsknfhw6s0v59g0a6d48fple4tk8grdjf6newvkepcur6xwjjjqpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtcpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtcpzdmhxue69uhhqatjwpkx2urpvuhx2ue0nx8vj5 I love you, don't look at it😆
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#foodstr #food  
 Yea I feel the resistance building up quickly too😬 
 Fucking customs. I'm waiting for two wooden spatulas from nostr:nprofile1qqsz8dkqec78zt8qhnh5atu3wfwvg2t8llxs2022an6azd7rplwwddgpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5hsdfsysg and first I got a letter, then I filled a form online and now I got an email that they need from the sender, which is him and not me, to write down what's in there and how much does it cost. 
We both wrote it there, I refilled his info with mine. Not to mention it's not their fucking business overall. And they'll charge me the keeping and might return it if they don't recieve the forms.

I might've lost my temper and wrote them rather some opinions than a helpful answer. Like "stop fucking blackmailing me and send it" in all caps.
nostr:nprofile1qqsz8dkqec78zt8qhnh5atu3wfwvg2t8llxs2022an6azd7rplwwddgpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5hsdfsysg, it's possible it will come back. Fucking assholes. I might pay them a personal visit. 
 Maybe later, I'll try to deal with it. I wrote in the form that it's spatulas, a gift from the friend, it was for free for me and honestly I looked around for a phone number to yell at somebody. Nosy assholes. I might flip them out and do some beatings right away. 
 Good morning, friendly reminder that I am the owner of the color purple, and if you're using it o... 
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 I'm still thinking about a bottle of red and whole ganache cake.
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