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 FIAT BRAIN CAN GO GET FUCKED.

I had a friend ask me how he can buy bitcoin bc he wanted bitcoin but didn't want anyone else to know. 

Couldn't be more bullish for fixing the damn world. 
 Boss man, what's good? Been missing you.

Score any blumpkins lately? 
 Sorry folks, I proposed to nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r ... 
 Alright! I'll direct the honeymoon 69 film. Stay humble! 
 So my review of the four Islands I visited to research nom nom / expat life in the Caribbean.

I ... 
 Thanks for the information Mike. Excellent 
 law of unintended consequences: this bull run is probably gonna make my wife insist that I purcha... 
 Thank your wife for her opinion, but if she wants you to wear clothes, she's gotta take hers off 
 Good question. No I don't think it means you need to wear her clothes. I think what's important is the emphasis on the fiat mentality that allows others to believe they have any control on your style. Granted, wives do tend to believe these things regardless of fiat brain. 

Let's brainstorm. What's style is she after? I think she needs to use examples from popular movies and explain precisely why she's wants to dress you up like a qt3.14 Ken doll. 
 Good morning.
Wana live a little? Clip your skin tags with toenail clippers. 

https://media.tenor.com/Yckc-fZ10-8AAAAC/fuck-yeah-danny-mullen.gif 
 I imagine every dude driving a cyber truck has only fucked his hand since he bought it. 
 I hijacked this. So reposting to point out the question #asknostr nostr:note1wrxnd5jh4y4mdnkhfn5t53nrjvy664k4ykj8d4jfrac9yeshdyzs2rn68d 
 Hard not to. Engineering feats are awesome 
 Do we have a job hashtag?  
 What kind of job?

H job?
B job? Etc... 
 That's the catch. Still cavemen,but have been cajoled into a society that's asked a lot more of them than comes naturally.
So it goes... 

I think similar for women, just their mother instincts over take the sexual urges at some point and then then become far more serious because of that. Not a bad thing either, someone has to be serious.... 
 I can't get this out of my head...

Do lesbians focus as much on buttholes as gay men do? 
 See...you're starting to get it... 
 😀 I'm glad. It's a serious question. But it's also funny and I like making people laugh 
 Always hilarious how dumb people sound when you go from 2x to 1x on their recorded content 
 Can we have a political party whose entire purpose is just to stay out of our business? I'd vote ... 
 There we are again with the voting thing... 
 Have a good day. Stay focused. 
 Long as you're focused, we're Gucc'd 
 I GOT THE OFFER LFG!!! nostr:note1hyq9l7zulz5tc8rsx3u2j9xw6qsuyeujenz7eflw5h32agl4czjskk5lf4 
 Eggzelent! Congrats! Now turn them down and show them who's boss. 
 In America, it'll be rad to watch absolutely nothing change at all after the election even though both sides argue the world will end if you dont vote for them. 

The only vote that would move the needle is a vote for Vermin supreme. If you disagree, feel free to zap ⚡⚡ me 
 Find a babe, maybe your wife. I guess maybe not. Take her to a nice dinner and give her a nice set of flowers. Express your interest and appreciation for her beauty and contributions to society. The rest is up to you. 
 Half hour cardio. Water. Shower. Check check check. Time to conquer this time. GM! GA! GE! 

Have... 
 Great! 
 "The Don Quixote of the twenty-first century will not be a knight-errant struggling to revive the... 
 Idk. Don quixote was attempting to be the last bastion of chivalry. 

Tax collectors and bureaucrats just need to get... 
 (In a heavy New York Accent)

It's just you and me on top of the world, baby 
 No such thing as a "new york" accent 
 Side note: laughing at the fuck heads who give a rats ass about one person's opinion about a topic that's decentralized 
 But Mike...first....? 
 I’ve just had an argument with my relocation agent, where he was arguing that we were not argui... 
 Is he a fucking dick head? 
 Of course, Mike.  This dude sounds like he needs a new job 
 I got you Mike. Here...Just copy paste:

Dear dickhead agent,

We can no longer work together because our style of operations are incompatible.

This is something we cannot overcome. Please seek another customer, I appreciate your time. 

Sincerely,
mike 
 Mike. I'm like a g-spot torpedo. 

She doesn't know it's in the water, but when it hits, she's happy. 

I'm here for you  🫂 
 Now THAT is collaboration. Approved on my part!! 
 I know it'd all fun and games, but seriously. I can't handle slap-dick operators. Listen and provide value to your customer or GFY.  It's unreal what people get away with and still get paid 
 Actually, that's badass and you should be happy. I hope you are. Discontent can be useful, but once you realize what desire does... 
 What does Kamala's asshole smell like? 
 Gotta wonder 
 What kind of answers are these.? 
 I'm out here asking the tough questions mother fucker. Do you even care about democracy? 
 I'm ready for a full-time job working for spirit Halloween Corp office 
 I have a friend who thinks sewer gas can come through a properly functioning toilet 
 I just rub my cum back into my skin. Efficient and smells like sex. 69D chess, get on my level golf boi 
 @Lux @Kanzan @walker 
When shall we plan to party? I'll bring the milf weed 
 BINGO! I think @Lux is bringing the let and absinthe.  I hope your L is home - grown... Then you can teach us how to make it! 
 We'll just put him behind the wheel of a car and let him explain how they're the same 
 Ever butt-chugged it? 
 What’s sort of coffee do you like?

I’m a long black or iced long black guy! How about you?

... 
 What the FUCK is long coffee 
 Gross. Try real milk, from a cow or koala 
 FYI I already thought of your genAi use case 
 Masculinity is under attack lately. But I like masculinity actually.

I know, shocker.

The fact ... 
 Gotta be careful, stubble can ruin a well planned attack on a clit  🫘 
 Living with regret bc you shaved your beard? Grow it back then, candy-ass beta beyotch 
 Kinda into this right now. You're a pimp. Now go 69 her and tell her your heart rate is getting higher. https://media.tenor.com/6bhbmLRX_r0AAAAC/elio-and-lea.gif 
 I've been fixing my glasses with pliers and bent paperclips, am i stacking hard enough? 
 See isn't believing John. It's overrated. #blindSignatures #cryptographyNostrJokesGetYouLaid 
 Can't even imagine how much tail you smash. I bet women slurp this up, plus it looks fun 
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 Biiiiiiiiggggg fuckin ly Gucc'd hombre 
 Well #nostrches. We'll be back to rehabbing the ole' back. Fucker has been acting up again, trying to reduce some nerve pain.
Thinking of doing regular PT but also adding in some heavier lifts to hopefully do low rep-heavy weight and see if we can strengthen these inner core muscles.

Anyone have advice.? 
 I do a good bit of hamstring and hip and Periformus. Anything else? 
 Does anyone self-hosted llama AI? 
 Anyone play machinarium? Shit was unexpectedly good back in the day. Real comfy. 
 Nostr is Hamas  
 My girl is with me right now. She's making sausage and gravy 
 @mheinlen  I'm in the middle of reading "the moon is a harsh mistress " and just finished the way of kings. This is why I have followed you. You are the nostr avatar of @DOUG Meta as fuck. 
 That's hard. Both of them are good. I would say I probably like Sanderson more, but that's because I appreciate his subtle way of adding philosophy to the conversation. Not that Heinlein doesn't. 
 Cock tease 
 Why yes, indeed!