"Ugly bags of mostly water" sums it up nicely.   

 Straight to the point 

 I absolutely love this level of honestly.  I know many don't appreciate it, or want to sugar-coat every little thing that isn't the pinnacle of happiness, but that isn't life.   

 I've wanted to do this so bad for so long.  It's so amazing and really sad the only "real" option is wood boxes. 

 My phone was $1800.  Many laptops well under that price point.