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 nostr:npub1dvdcupztwzszz8u0ld9ptuf78jaqd43mhsfwf2d8ezwhz6tz2z0shxh0ph Ok that makes /way/ more se... 
 @e418e2c7 Also Discourse supports real-time-chat and events and calendars and a bunch of other standard forum features either out of the box or with FOSS first-party plugins 
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Just looked at the pricing... 
 @e418e2c7 tbch their full service hosted pricing subsidizes the development of their free client, you can run a Discourse application for 1000 members on a $10/mo Hetzner box ez 
 It's not Discourse being slow and preachy and irritating that killed the forum, it's modern interconnected mega-sites like Reddit and Twitter and, now, Mastodon, I think.

I can go from zero to having an opinion on r/Pathfinder2E in like 20 seconds, and if I want a place to shoot the shit I have one right here 
 I run a little Discourse silo for my friends and it handles that great, after a fair bit of tweaking to get it to stop being so damn parochial about what we're allowed to post. I'd say that being slow, preachy, and irritating are absolutely not the right problems to be solving with Discourse in the first place. 

What I think it might actually need is something more akin to federation... 
 it's not like PHPBB was running on rocket fuel 
 It's not Discourse being slow and preachy and irritating that killed the forum, it's modern interconnected mega-sites like Reddit and Twitter and, now, Mastodon, I think.

I can go from zero to having an opinion on r/Pathfinder2E in like 20 seconds, and if I want a place to shoot the shit I have one right here 
 Dan Luu's insistence that Discourse doesn't constitute a real, moneyed, solid attempt at making a modern forum because it's slow and preachy and irritating seems wrong to me too, mind you: I mean, he's not wrong that it's slow and preachy and irritating but it's absolutely the Modern Forum Contender par excellence despite those things 
 it's not like PHPBB was running on rocket fuel 
 by this standard the discourse web client is also a DDoS attack 
 Dan Luu's insistence that Discourse doesn't constitute a real, moneyed, solid attempt at making a modern forum because it's slow and preachy and irritating seems wrong to me too, mind you: I mean, he's not wrong that it's slow and preachy and irritating but it's absolutely the Modern Forum Contender par excellence despite those things 
 the CTO of Discourse claiming that a search index hitting a website every two minutes constitutes a DDoS attack is certainly one of the things of all time

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/071/989/806/352/462/original/736f6ef42525c892.png 
 by this standard the discourse web client is also a DDoS attack 
 Issue management is so much more sophisticated today, but 

I truly miss WONTFIX

So satisfying 
 @8be190e0 
it will be missed but I can manage to be unhelpful in any management scheme, no matter how moddern 
 GoDaddy has been buying and dismantling every competitor they can get their hands on in the domain/web hosting space for as long as I can remember,

could someone in the states, like, reboot antitrust law at some point? we miss u, buddy 
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One of the reviews for a ... 
 @b30670f1 
that is very funny 
 nostr:npub1dvdcupztwzszz8u0ld9ptuf78jaqd43mhsfwf2d8ezwhz6tz2z0shxh0ph I mean, activity pub is pre... 
 @8bcdf6f1 obviously I'm exempting the fediverse, being as it's software I'm literally current using to ask the question :P 
 I liked decentralized tech for a while until bitcoin shat so vigorously in the well that the whole ecosystem was ruined. Anything interesting in the space that's NOT a blockchain? 
 I feel like dat isn't doing much lately (especially with Beaker discontinued) - ipfs has increasingly wide support which is nice but I haven't ever encountered it used for anything 
 the Pathfinder Beginner Box is actually almost identical to a D&D Beginner Box that I ran for some friends a long time ago, down to the mini-dragon at the end of this book, and in that adventure the cleric was, indeed, rendered into a fine goo, although, in the game's defense, it does provide an obvious out in the treasure

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/067/436/373/485/800/original/07adca4ecd99fcb1.png 
 the other chump kill is a trap that's so Very Obviously a trap that if you fall for it, even as a beginner, that's on you 
 the Pathfinder Beginner Box is actually almost identical to a D&D Beginner Box that I ran for some friends a long time ago, down to the mini-dragon at the end of this book, and in that adventure the cleric was, indeed, rendered into a fine goo, although, in the game's defense, it does provide an obvious out in the treasure

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/067/436/373/485/800/original/07adca4ecd99fcb1.png 
 one thing I think is funny is that Pathfinder's Beginner Box has at least two rapid fire chump kills in it because FUCK YOU, BEGINNERS 
 nostr:npub1dvdcupztwzszz8u0ld9ptuf78jaqd43mhsfwf2d8ezwhz6tz2z0shxh0ph Are deck guillotines purely... 
 @5cd027e0 is it free-standing? What color are you planning on building the guillotine? Will it be visible from the street level? Have you had an engineering review on the design of the guillotine? Do you have insurance in the case that someone accidentally harms themselves with the guillotine? Can everybody have a guillotine? 
 Either get some lumber and a big blade or shut the fuck up, you can't describe guillotines on twitter a billionaire to death 
 I spent 3.5 years trying to get my strata to approve a cosmetic change to my deck, your glorious collectivist revolution may require more effort than simply cataloguing grievances on your social media of choice 
 I have a friend who's been spending the writer's strike getting progressively more radicalized and now he can't get through a conversation without rolling out the mental guillotines for some ill-defined billionaires, and as much as I'm a union man and pretty solidly centre-left I'm getting kinda sick and tired of that shit. 
 Either get some lumber and a big blade or shut the fuck up, you can't describe guillotines on twitter a billionaire to death 
 These CSA carrots are making me feel inadequate, 

I have the sudden urge to buy a Ford F250

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 @8be190e0 for fun one of them partially designed rust 
 @8be190e0 for fun one of them runs the internet archive 
 @8be190e0 for fun one of them got tensorflow to run in a shader 
 @8be190e0 for fun one of them partially designed rust 
 I had dinner last night with an ex-colleague who went to work for a fintech startup at the same t... 
 @8be190e0 for fun one of them got tensorflow to run in a shader 
 where's the AI project to enhance domesticated pet intelligence, I want talking dogs dammit 
 i did not yet know that someday vrchat would have loads of all three types of vr experience

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 (because I made this comic 7 years ago) 
 "It's pyjama time, tiffany! the time for now is pyjamas! - wait" 
 @81da061c 
this has to be fake, I refuse to believe that there is a place in B.C. called "grindrod" 
 it's really hard to find a local masseuse who doesn't have a website packed to the gills with fanciful woo treatments like acupuncture and chiropracty and lymphatic drainage 

please, just rub my back

we don't have to pretend it has medical benefits 
 One of my comics showed up in a hackernews post.

I don't use Google Analytics for user privacy reasons, so the best way to determine what people are doing from my site is just CDN logs and charts:

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 I spent the whole day periodically wandering downstairs and prepping a segment of dinner during work. There's baba ghanouj and rice ready, chicken marinating, all I need to do is make a little salad and cook the chicken and I'm done.

The tragedy is that it's Friday and all I really want is to order a pizza. 
 nostr:npub1dvdcupztwzszz8u0ld9ptuf78jaqd43mhsfwf2d8ezwhz6tz2z0shxh0ph I'm almost afraid to ask, b... 
 @2e9f5e44 big public anti-TypeScript stance, removing it from a FOSS project he operates 
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I made it to the end, but I... 
 @dcf70cb1 cueball, gun, and seamus endings are non-canon but count as valid endings 
 That man is responsible for ruining more perfectly good technical opinions 
 I can't even enjoy a good monolith anymore 
 I don't like static typing, but I don't like DHH more so I guess bring me your Hindleys and your Milners, it's time for a type system 
 That man is responsible for ruining more perfectly good technical opinions 
 When it comes to low-quality software, look no further than car dashboards, and smart TVs 
 @34159fa5 those are at least consumer-facing, if you're looking for the bottom of the software barrel, I think "intranet software at an old or government company" is where it's at 
 Now that uniregistry is godaddy, I need somewhere less awful to keep my domain names, who's good? 
 then I had the kind of unpleasant discovery that on my MacBook, the full height of my browser viewport is like 700px, which feels very, very stout 
 If you're composing content that can't flex in size responsively, like, an image, 850px wide by 700px tall is, like, the upper limit of what a modern iPhone and MacBook can agree on 
 I spent a little time trying to get a website to support an action on "swipe up" and "swipe down", only to discover that swiping down on a website refreshes it and that obviously takes priority over any locally implemented behaviors 
 then I had the kind of unpleasant discovery that on my MacBook, the full height of my browser viewport is like 700px, which feels very, very stout 
 Did you know that you can grate butter like cheese? (I’m baking, this is about to get mixed with flour and oats) #cooking

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/021/071/122/479/341/original/893087d262145e0e.jpg 
 If it weren’t for the mustard and relish packets this meal would have been wholly compostable

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 "Sign the Petition! #Trudeau approves Trans Mountain project, a direct pipeline between YOUR CHILDREN and LGBTQ COMMUNITIES! He must be stopped!" 
look, there's gotta be an angle here 
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 anyways, it's a warm-up