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 Jim, why you gotta do a promotion like that after I've been laid off? 
 I've decided to hunt them on my riding lawnmower using a broom as a jousting stick.  This only se... 
 The chivalric code lives on. 
 Start watching Bingo documentaries on Youtube, suddenly realize nearly every one of them is set i... 
 "Are Canadian bingo addicts?" The American asked after watching his third 40 hour long documentary on bingo. 
 I almost forgot about that. My god, the absolute absurdity of it, lol.

"Good morning, everyone."

"'Good morning'?! Oh, so, I suppose you're telling me you faked having cancer to scam ppl!"

How do you you even reach that sort of conclusion from any of this?

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 Wait until Christmas comes and he finds out your driveway has been shoveled. 
 Spitting up blood... 
 Paper Mario, Pikmin, Metroid, Luigis Mansion, 3d mario collection.  Nintendo is putting out a lot... 
 And still no Conker's Bad Fur Day 2. 
 Any good anime this season? Latest anime I saw was Bocchi the rock which was fantastic. 
 smug loli rayciss prolly has those chimps bouncing off the plantation walls and tossing shit in t... 
 They did try to call me a pedo until I pointed out that there is literally nothing sexual in this and that they kinda exposed themselves with that one, lol. I'll post to lonk to it if you want. 
 This little meme set off dozens of DBZ niggers on twitter/X and it's hilarious.

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 Didn't they make Alucard get railed by some fag in the second season already? 
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 I promise nothing, lol 
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 Wtf is a "Scouser"? 
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 I might be able to use this.