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 nostr:npub1cyvdrwq55epxvucwwhmvz8zll2tdq6qml6jef4tykslnp9up8pzqp3ljam who has the biggest tits? 
 Cows probably 
 It’s gonna be up to the relays and clients to filter out the bots. And there is an incentive to do so because the users get a better experience. I wonder if we can have an option to filter out users that never zap others. Make it expensive to interact with me. 
 currently letting actions speak for themselves 
 Talk is cheap 
 Why do you feel bad? 
 English por favor 
 If someone wants to show you kindness, there’s nothing wrong with accepting that. Unless you worry about feeling obligated to return the favor? 
 Will visit one day 🫡 
 Equality 🙏 
 With her card 😂 
 Girls like to see a generous tipper so 20% if fair 😂 
 What if your life was like the Truman show? What genre would it be? How would you live your life if you found out people were watching you at all times? I think mine would be a tragic comedy with a happy ending. Like a coming of age feel good story but the audience laughs at how often I repeat the same mistakes and relearn the same lessons in different ways. https://image.nostr.build/103305acd1a868b8c8fe01ab0b3d178342a0e42df14388c2641b46b5a191deeb.jpg https://image.nostr.build/525839f35294cf8507ecd390837471f67f2c306c6bb6ed41e0df72039dfdeab7.jpg  
 Right? You are the main character for sure. Are you living in a way that you are proud of? 
 I never have the patience to wait for my moisturiser to dry before putting my tshirt on 
 I never have the patience to let my skin absorb the lotion before I wash my hands. 
 When I was a kid it was a lot worse. My hands would bleed but now it’s a lot better. I try to purposely not wash my hands and just embrace germs 😂 
 It’s more common than you think. In school they scare you with those videos that use a special light to show you where germs are. There was one kid in my class whose hands were so bad that everyone made fun of him and called him ashy. I feel bad about that now lol but yeah I think it’s from the harsh chemicals in the soap and the hot water. I came across this lady while shopping once that tried to sell me this special lotion. She put the lotion on my skin so she can show me how much nicer it’ll look after. She kept rubbing it and these bubbles started coming out. She was like wtf I’ve never seen this before you, do you wash your hands a lot? Lmao I realized that absorbing soap isn’t better for me than having some germs on my skin. 
 I heard those hand dryer fans in restrooms are full of germs too 😂 
 The question is, what do you do when there are no paper towels and no blow dryer. Do you wipe your hands on your pants or just walk out with wet hands 😂 
 I wave them too and will pat them on my pants a little lol 
 Why do humans torture themselves in their own minds? If you looked at problems that others have, you could easily tell them exactly what they need to do to fix them. We could do the same with our own problems but we don’t. Why are we so good at making our lives difficult? So weird. 
 Man I know plenty of people in 3rd world countries that struggle with this more than I do lol 
 Profound 
 Peace seems to be the accumulation of healthy daily habits 
 The gap between first and third world seems to be closing thanks to technology 
 I don’t really believe that the universe responds to anyone but I get what you mean 
 I think both are true and people always have the option to stop being a tool 
 🎯 
 What do you mean? 
 Oh right. There are setbacks but the overall trend is encouraging. 
 🎯🎯 
 ‘…We’re living in a world of fools, 
breaking us down, 
When they all should let us be,
we ... 
 How deep is your love? 
 Me trying to make a simple lightning payment but spending more on fees than a base chain payment. Every. Fucking. Time.

https://video.nostr.build/b20d12e75ce03398599fc388af46ef1cd419d250f99e2ea78bd8bb3b5ba69b04.mp4 
 Wallet of satoshi 😂 
 I was still a kid in school when my friend showed this to me and disturbed me 
 Crazy how low transaction fees are right now.. not alot of activity on chain 
 I wonder if the ETFs are going to keep on chain fees low for us plebs. 
 OK Then

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 Oh what a relief. I’ll be off to get my jabs now. 
 Anyone got the revolving door between FDA & big pharma vin diagram? #asknostr #bitcoin #ancap 
 Would also like to see it 
 Giants are a tough watch  
 Browns are tougher lol 
 Remember to laugh today. It’s fun, healthy for you, and makes others enjoy being around you. Life isn’t that serious. GFY 🫡 
 🫂 
 You gotta learn to remove the tracking from the URL brother. We can see it’s coming from your email newsletter. 
 Several teams have shown interest in trading for Bryce Young…
#nfl
Sunday Countdown 
 Really? Lmao who 
 One day I’ll hug you 🫂
Maybe
Probably not 
 True. I’ll work on my British accent just in case 🫶 
 Crazy how being mentally stable, physically healthy and medication free, and having a loving fami... 
 And people think you’re extreme for not taking those meds or eating processed junk 
 How do you move your sats from a LN wallet, like Alby, to a bitcoin wallet? 
 Try boltz.exchange 
 Giving up two Hail Mary attempts is such bad defense lol this is why I can’t take college football seriously 
 Better football will be played tomorrow 😂 
 If a picture is worth a thousand words, how many is a meme worth? 
 21 million 
 Based-test aka my new pre-date screening apparatus:

Is there a red? Is there a blue?

Is daily s... 
 Most men aren’t even going to answer this correctly so finding a woman to answer all these is near impossible lol find one that just doesn’t have firm views and then help her learn 
 Soup is underrated. 
 Dude where have you been? 
 I saw this a while back and thought of you but haven’t seen you on so never sent it

https://video.nostr.build/21f7aa1e24fb803b2affa455ab3f0a8ba3dbc71eaeb51521005032ee6307f3ab.mp4 
 Reply guys are now spamming my actual replies  and not just posts @damus needs to fix this asap. I’ll be on primal until then ✌️ 
 I found out the primal client filters it out but not the primal relay 
 Much arguing has been had lately about Batman vs Superman. But let’s be real, Batman is the bitcoiner. He’s the one building his own wallet and running miners in his batcave. Superman is buying the ETF through his 401k at the Daily Planet. 
 Can’t argue with this evidence 😂