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 RED ZONE! 
 7 hours of commercial free football!! 
 Free speech, anti-big pharma, anti-war are liberal ideas

You bunch of libtards 🫡 
 The OG liberals are libertarians today 
 figs never disappoint 
 They so good! 
 I am disturbed. Does anyone else think I’m this young? 😂 nostr:note1fdcy4ehqz3mhd7e9pdlqkvll6dq4ehljhp4e4py9vmtcpmlvq7ushcxsu7 
 As long as you didn’t guess I was a boomer, then we are good 🙏 
 Ding ding ding 
 Shit good point I gotta be more careful not to dox my age with all this info I’m giving out 😂 
 Most people I meet guess my age to be a lot younger than I actually am. I have good skin 😂 
 Close haha 
 Man I had so many pokemon cards when I was younger and then I gave them all away lmao 
 I remember I had charizard venusaur hitmonlee and raichu. One day I told all the kids outside my house I was giving the cards away and they all lined up like starving kittens as I threw cards at them 😂 
 You gotta be a special kind of degen to be buying pokemon cards at that price 😂 
 Went to the gym and the guy told me to have a good workout. I did not say you too this time 😎 
 I made a conscious decision to be less polite and not respond when people tell me to have a good ____ 
 Don’t take it personally. I just don’t wanna embarrass myself anymore. “Enjoy your movie.” “Thanks you too!” 
 I think ‘silly lady’ sounds more fancy ☺️🫂

I’m 28 going on 29 soon 🥹🫂 I actua... 
 Were the 6 men that met on Jekyll island to establish the federal reserve ALL Jewish? 
 I have been (passively) trying to gain weight for the past two months… I have gained exactly tw... 
 You’re vegetarian right? 
 It’s gonna be really hard to gain weight naturally as a vegetarian. Do you at least eat dairy? 
 This is what I used to do when I was bulking 😂 
 That was a great football game but the eagles did not deserve to win that. Jalen Hurts is really bad. 
 OoOh I’ve been on nostr for over a year now I think ❤️‍🔥 
 How can I check? 
 I meant how can I check for myself silly girl 😅
I’ve been on since march of 2023 👀 
 How old are you silly woman? 😂 
 You have to earn that designation first 😌

I’m somewhere between your age and 35 🧐

Definitely getting wiser as I age but idk how I feel about getting white hair lol 
 It’s not really a big deal for women because you can just dye your hair. Not really acceptable for men to do that. I’ll just wear my silver hair and yell at kids about how things were back in the old days😂 
 I have seen approximately 0 Reply Dude spam. Am I speshal?? 
 What client do you use? 
 Primal does a good job of hiding spam. I never have to mute anything but it has its own shortcomings unfortunately 
 Much arguing has been had lately about Batman vs Superman. But let’s be real, Batman is the bitcoiner. He’s the one building his own wallet and running miners in his batcave. Superman is buying the ETF through his 401k at the Daily Planet. 
 I can see that but it could also be Ironman 🤔 
 I don’t even know who this 😂 
 Ironman is a genius. Spider-Man is smart but not at that same level haha 
 I need answers man 
 When commies play call of duty, they only get assists. Our kill 💀 
 You have to share comrade. The means of production do not belong to thee. 
 Sounds capitalist I’ll pass comrade 
 “Our space suit”

Wait so are all commies cucks since they have to share their wives too? 
 That guy must be watching Superman returns again 
 I disagree because Elon is a cuck. He’s more like Dorsey 
 If I see even one racist comment about Jews on this platform, I will leave without thinking twice... 
 You’re basically asking for it when you post this. I’ve been called a Jew a couple times already 😂 
 What anime movies would you like to see on nostr:npub17qhjn3jqlgmqr2l8vuzx4z0vv7zwqc7f3hg2cx3mjr5... 
 Batman is busy building the miners that Superman will be enslaved to power 
 Wow he’s still with that same girl I thought he’d end up as a degen pedo 
 I called it 
 I have no chase or cmc this year. I play things very conservatively. I passed on the older RBs and WRs reaching the age cliff like Henry mixon Allen Evans and Diggs. I also passed on everyone that skipped training camp for a contract. I managed to get Aiyuk and lamb in a league after they signed their extensions. I don’t understand why someone would draft Chase over Jefferson when they’re literally on the same tier. 
 I think Jefferson is QB proof. Look at his numbers with mullens last year. Darnold with that coaching is good enough to help Jefferson keep producing imo 
 Yield curve has uninverted 
 Recession over? 
 Why is it okay to wear a fresh white shirt with black jeans but not okay to wear white jeans with a fresh black shirt? 
 It’s worth it occasionally i think but yeah good point 
 It looks so fresh though haha you’re probably right 
 2017 and then again in 2021 
 Ninja turtle? 
 At this point you’re just trying to triggered satsmcd 
 all the OG libertarians were open border 
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 nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s My profile should serve as ... 
 Tbh you stopped being the queen in my heart when you put me in that hellthread I still have ptsd 

https://image.nostr.build/3ecf98e96f98c038c64cf7bf473b745e6735b7d4eaddfb1c8d7666e396c23b78.gif 
 At least you have a heart, all I have left is this ice box

https://youtu.be/jQybgJCswF0 
 Is it a sign of stupidity to think everyone else is stupid? I wonder about this a lot. I know a few people that constantly complain about how stupid people are. But I hear their complaints and think they are actually pretty stupid too. I think a lot of people are stupid and the irony is that stupid people think I’m stupid. Maybe this is the point where being overly philosophical is no longer useful, but we’ve all been wrong on something before so how do we know we aren’t the stupid ones? If you think you know something, then everyone else who disagrees with you seems stupid. But they think the same thing about you. And you can’t be right about everything so you will be considered stupid to someone at some point. Are we all just retards? Should we just embrace it? Probably. GM retards. https://image.nostr.build/b2469789950cabcb1f30dd3b41f46448f633e0a90a9dc88c69397184b6994140.jpg  
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 This is what I need 🫂 
 My doctor told me I have high cholesterol for eating too much steak. 
 So grateful that our government is looking out for us 🙏 
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 They’re bigger than mine I’m jealous