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 Voltage X Current = ?

The first, correct answer receives a 4444 Zap nostr:note1dv6l27m7emeapmglgwm9vwe2c092mxg9jnzxpndrsl2t27rzkltq0vnket 
 Yes. 
 Yes.

But not the first...

Nice try! 
 💪 
 THE POWER OF THE MIND. 
 Formula bonus: ⚡️444 
 Zapping #plebs.

Stay tuned Uno. 
 Okay... Let's do another. 
 Lucky someone gets 10k Sats.

But first!

What's my favorite color? 
 Yes. 
 'tis a poultry sum 🐓😌 
 I remember when we used to throw 100k sat zaps around for fun, not anymore. 🐶⚡🤣 
 ⚡️88,888 close enough? 
 Keep 10k.

Send the rest. 
 Zap War Anyone? ⚡🐶🚀 
 88888 
 First person to guess the number of sats I'm thinking of gets them.  
 500 
 444 
 nostr:npub132h6042qm8eywpz806aq7w0vyjmav4pehn6c3vzdd8xy9zhlfs4qwwe2yunostr:@Skick 

Field forged, hand cut, and dehydrated Turkey Tail. 

Gathered these fantastic fungi back in January-February of this year.

#PoW #shroomstr #DIY https://image.nostr.build/db0910eb978a779baba4fe567dd8c728c769ce2b3abc83f798a0e8a984a7113d.jpg  
 Yes! Dehydrated. 
 That front-flip flex finish 
 Here's a batch of Turkey Tail tincture I  made with whiskey, whole cinnamon, cardamom, clove, and star anise. 

I let it brew for approximately 6 months before straining it. https://image.nostr.build/5aedd82ead1914259a1bb63d0599907894cbcb961d042ed9b6a93d596adb786d.jpg  
 That's mega bodacious! 
 Be sure to process the turkey tail in a spice (coffee) grinder before soaking the shrooms with alcohol. I did dry mine first though, so keep that in mind.

It's a neat experience too, since the mushrooms shred into a cotton-like fluffy substance! 
It's quite surprising -- you wouldn't expect it from such a rubbery, pliable material. 
 I want an order of two chicken halves, a pint of beans, a pint of Macaroni salad, and two brownies. 
 ⚡️1k 🤝 
 Ok I'm gonna do this as a 24 hour challenge.

Anytime I smoke, I will post a note saying "I smoke... 
 Smoke one and zap a million like a real quitter. 
 Where are you Satoshi? 
 I don't read the script.
The script reads me. 
 im devasted, I losed my savings in the btc dump, I had it in copy trading for more than 12+ month... 
 I sympathize. Many longs were liquidated during this brutal week, including myself. 

33 million Sats gone ablaze, years of stacking diligently turned into smoke. 
 It seems we're heading sub 50k 
 RIP Bulls 🫡 
 52k Dip. 
 No.

But you can have 500 Sats 
 It will come, In due course. 
 #NoZap

Keep your change #plebs!
Focus on your circle. 
 Thank you God for the invaluable lessons you have taught me.

I pitied myself, but I've since risen only more determined.

Nothing was lost, only knowledge gained.

Amen my brothers and sisters. nostr:note1d4m3jkqj24j5n2p6ywgncf7hgnlkqr4jen785r247mazsfztzzrsyq9ldx 
 When you glow, the Sats will flow. 
 Some fun musings on higher/#multidimensional consciousness so far

You are literally the entire U... 
 Yes. 
 Mind games, holographic plays,
A world torus spinning on rays. 
 What fulfills your soul? ... 
What makes you shine? ...
What gives you purpose to be? ...

#asknostr 
 Love,
Higher order,
Guidance, 
Guardian,
Stability,
Frame,
Circle,
... 
 Watcher.

Overseer.

Sentinel. 
 who
are
you? 
 Avatars alike, with unique perspectives. 
 🦉 
 A good number visually 1999 
 Gaze upon the clouds.
Walk with stick.
Sun your balls.
Throw Stones.
Touch Grass.
Lift Logs. 
 Y'all remember when Trump was supposed to pump our bags lol. I'm so happy that didn't work. Need ... 
 Buy the rumor, sell the news. 
 Giants roamed the Earth. 
 Play ape games, win bananas. 
 Papa dog vomit and a cardboard box. 
 ~ I HAVE REAPED THE SIN OF PRIDE AND GREED ~

I feel a great need to vent after such a huge fuck up... Futures trading lost me .3 Bitcoin (30 million Sats). 
I AM SO FOOLISH FOR RISKING SO MUCH!

To the plebeians:
KEEP YOUR SATS!
DON'T ZAP!

To the Whales who might pity my misfortune: bc1qx0fntnn97djvev4g3lpx8y02gua03yxthgrcus

(Yes, the desperation reeks as I seek some semblance of redemption). 
 Condolences received.

At the very least, I'm proud of myself for having the courage to take that risk (even though it wasn't a fruitful event). 
 All good brother, ya live and ya learn. 
 I have read SOFTWAR.  May I have the badge? 
 #Bitpower