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 Alright! #tweets #tweet​s!!

come on in #twitter lovers
here at the twisted twitter we are slashin morale values in half!

give us an offer on our vast selection of #fearmongering, this is a #bigot blow out!

alright! we got #rassist tweets, #putin tweets, #conspiracy tweets!

we got #rightwing #antivax #reactionary #sexist #climatedenial tweeets!!!

come on in #musk lovers!

PG18: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zP55sQykxQ

for those with account;
fell free to spread this on the #birdsite

#musk #x #meme #mamema

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/183/773/378/364/291/original/a63257439e487097.webp 
 now you do not need to agree with bibis settlement policies. 

BUT if you generally refuse #israel the sheer right to exist, please, please unfollow! toda!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Piwkx5x5Rtc 
 now you don not need to agree with bibis settlement policies. 

BUT if you generally refuse #israel the sheer right to exist, please, please unfollow! toda!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Piwkx5x5Rtc 
 LET IT GO #OLAF!!!

#russia #fckptn #kerch #taurus #nato #germany #nato #ukraine #nafofellas #meme #mamema #memes

#slavaukraini i gerom slava

salute to all #nafo

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/187/312/936/947/417/original/0bad6d29d1ca0f61.jpg 
 is it just me or is something rather odd with the server i am on? #det #detsocial @83b4533d 

yesterday plenty of error 500 while trying to publish (upload still worked though). connection errors (that #mastodon that hits its keyboard), frozen browser, you name it, you get it... 
 LET IT GO #OLAF!!!

#russia #fckptn #kerch #taurus #nato #germany #nato #ukraine #nafofellas #meme #mamema #memes

#slavaukraini i gerom slava

salute to all #nafo

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/187/312/936/947/417/original/0bad6d29d1ca0f61.jpg 
 LET IT GO #OLAF!!!

#russia #fckptn #kerch #taurus #nato #germany #nato #ukraine #nafofellas #meme #mamema #memes

#slavaukraini i gerom slava

salute to all #nafo

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/187/279/050/780/543/original/381442143a79e378.webp 
 Alright! #tweets #tweet​s!!

come on in #twitter lovers
here at the twisted twitter we are slashin morale values in half!

give us an offer on our vast selection of #fearmongering, this is a #bigot blow out!

alright! we got #rassist tweets, #putin tweets, #conspiracy tweets!

we got #rightwing #antivax #reactionary #sexist #climatedenial tweeets!!!

come on in #musk lovers!

PG18: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zP55sQykxQ

for those with account;
fell free to spread this on the #birdsite

#musk #x #meme #mamema

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/183/773/378/364/291/original/a63257439e487097.webp 
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 Ideen fΓΌr Scholz Zapfenstreich
1. russische Nationalhymne 
2. Sag mir, wo du stehst
...
Weitere ... 
 @19263232 rickroll gonna give you up, gonna let you down, gonna go around and desert you 
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 nostr:npub1xdl4fd0cutg0ptevld0nytcexzyw5pcdkc47zkarxkyesesrjnyssyks6q If a picture, video, or pol... 
 @30b6b534 oh, that is embarrassing (seems only to occur on #fedilab)

thank you for all you have done! 
 the good news:
https://www.reuters.com/breakingviews/elon-musks-x-is-black-hole-value-2023-10-03/

the bad news:
something feels rather odd with the server i am on?!

several times #error500 problem with publishing (not upload of pic it self) @83b4533d 

sorry for any inconvenience, sorry for lost boosts 
 Alright! #tweets #tweet​s!!

come on in #twitter lovers
here at the twisted twitter we are slashin morale values in half!

give us an offer on our vast selection of #fearmongering, this is a #bigot blow out!

alright! we got #rassist tweets, #putin tweets, #conspiracy tweets!

we got #rightwing #antivax #reactionary #sexist #climatedenial tweeets!!!

come on in #musk lovers!

PG18: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zP55sQykxQ

for those with account;
fell free to spread this on the #birdsite

#musk #x #meme #mamema

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/183/719/985/736/694/original/fc7ba9d941787bbd.jpg 
 Alright! #tweets #tweet​s!!

come on in #twitter lovers
here at the twisted twitter we are slashin morale values in half!

give us an offer on our vast selection of #fearmongering, this is a #bigot blow out!

alright! we got #rassist tweets, #putin tweets, #conspiracy tweets!

we got #rightwing #antivax #reactionary #sexist #climatedenial tweeets!!!

come on in #musk lovers!

PG18: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zP55sQykxQ

for those with account;
fell free to spread this on the #birdsite

#musk #x #meme #mamema

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/183/593/627/300/678/original/a18a40d276aa5095.webp 
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 Personally I'm quite pleased with the design of link cards in Mastodon 4.2, they finally feel on ... 
 @30b6b534 indeed they are. on the other hand they sometimes steal attached pictures the show. 
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 nostr:npub1xdl4fd0cutg0ptevld0nytcexzyw5pcdkc47zkarxkyesesrjnyssyks6q it rather looks like a Dwig... 
 @b7b00839 maybe some parallels. i an no #theoffice expert, but there you have a meme concept; dwight elon venn diagram 
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 nostr:npub1xdl4fd0cutg0ptevld0nytcexzyw5pcdkc47zkarxkyesesrjnyssyks6q I had an old and crappy was... 
 @e0ca87da my dishwasher too, even worse, it it insists me to repress the start button before resuming. still better than my old one who regularly refused to drain pump. jolly good days with bucket and hose. lots of fun. 
 cudos to #joepolitics!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOJHz3pU7mI

i mean wow, this is bloody brilliant, lads!!

#uk #sunak #johnson #may #cameron oh and #truss, i forgot truss. got them all.

#brexit #meme #youtube #trainspotting #britain 

do your self a favor and watch that clip if you ever heard of a country dubbed #britain 
 @05d0e814 the washingmachine doesent get it either!!n XD

joke aside; once a washingmachine starts, most of them wont open anymore, so you could add that one pice clothing you will have missed *every time*

dishwashers dont have that issue.

unless.... of course you have a toploader washer, then; please proceed, this joke is not for you, it rather is on us. 
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 nostr:npub1xdl4fd0cutg0ptevld0nytcexzyw5pcdkc47zkarxkyesesrjnyssyks6q I don't get it. 
 @05d0e814 the washingmachine doesent get it either!!n XD

joke aside; once a washingmachine starts, most of them wont open anymore, so you could add that one pice clothing you will have missed *every time*

dishwashers dont have that issue.

unless.... of course you have a toploader washer, then; please proceed, this joke is not for you, it rather is on us. 
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 nostr:npub1xdl4fd0cutg0ptevld0nytcexzyw5pcdkc47zkarxkyesesrjnyssyks6q

Literally ANYTHING but the... 
 @48309d0c XD rofl, that isnt even what i had in mind!

here news outlets often come up with all kind of -creative- comparition scales when it comes to hard to imagine scales. 
 so just to be clear,
a second relates to a #attosecond the same way as your siblings foldable-pool-monstrocity they were so happy to use for two days relates to our #moon.

fun fact; depending on weather conditions your siblings "goodway - family jumbo xxl" might be visible from the (our) moon just as well.

so now you know*, just how short that light pulse that got the #nobelprize #physics was!

#agostini #krausz #lhuillier

*assuming #wolframalpha did its thing well 
 so just to be clear,
a second relates to a #attosecond the same way as your siblings foldable-pool-monstrocity they were so happy to use for two days relates to our #moon.

fun fact; depending on weather conditions your siblings "family jumbo xxl" might be visible from the (our) moon just as well.

so now you know*, just how short that light pulse that got the #nobelprize #physics was!

#agostini #krausz #lhuillier

*assuming #wolframalpha did its thing well 
 now for the #weather #forecast for #centraleurope

#sauna #climate #autumn #fall #climatechange #fff #meme #mamema #memes #temperature #october #europe #eu

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/170/049/033/958/640/original/10d5a9797a30946c.webp 
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 nostr:npub1xdl4fd0cutg0ptevld0nytcexzyw5pcdkc47zkarxkyesesrjnyssyks6q I was just thinking ppl wen... 
 now for the #weather #forecast for #centraleurope

#climate #autumn #fall #climatechange #fff #meme #mamema #memes #temperature #october #europe #eu

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/170/049/033/958/640/original/10d5a9797a30946c.webp 
 @aa5147e2 thank you i updated the pic to clarify that. was intended so anyway, but most of my memes are made alongside other things, so mistakes were made 
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 nostr:npub1xdl4fd0cutg0ptevld0nytcexzyw5pcdkc47zkarxkyesesrjnyssyks6q Xite? 
 for those who have not yet given up the fight on the ever gloomier #birdsite, i recommend this thread; it coins it all quite well https://twitter.com/mfphhh/status/1708235410478944704

#congress #serbia #slovakia and seeing how the whole #rightwing battering ram regains ever more momentum, it is ...quite depressing! -the empire strikes back

btw #musk wouldnt be the first amer. car builder to make the case for a tyrant

#elonmusk #x #twitter #gop #putin #russia #trump #meme #mamema #memes

#slavaukraini 
salute to all #nafo

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/165/839/909/458/736/original/830a17808c20b98b.webp 
 for those who have not yet given up the fight on the ever gloomier #birdsite, i recommend this thread; it coins it all quite well. https://twitter.com/mfphhh/status/1708235410478944704

#congress #serbia #slovakia and seeing how the whole #rightwing battering ram regains ever more momentum, it is ...quite depressing! -the empire strikes back.

#elonmusk #musk #x #twitter #gop #putin #russia #trump #meme #mamema #memes

#slavaukraini 
salute to all #nafo

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/165/839/909/458/736/original/830a17808c20b98b.webp 
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 nostr:npub1xdl4fd0cutg0ptevld0nytcexzyw5pcdkc47zkarxkyesesrjnyssyks6q
They do and their security ... 
 @aa6f2402 @ca6a4c64 thats some interesting information there. thank you for your input! 
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 nostr:npub1xdl4fd0cutg0ptevld0nytcexzyw5pcdkc47zkarxkyesesrjnyssyks6q Mrroww!! :AmandaEvil: 
 @6ed8c143 love it, when they do that. but i guess this one makes that yap yap sound they do l, when they see prey 
 is it the lack of medication? is it the wrong pills? is it the wrong amount? who knows...

#elonmusk #musk #twitter #x #meme #mamema #memes
btw; in the original #tweet they are not pixelated

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/164/565/790/622/325/original/cf81dc203346cd8f.webp 
 is it the lack of medication? is it the wrong pills? is it the wrong amount? who knows...

#elonmusk #musk #twitter #x #meme #mamema #memes

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/164/511/672/091/074/original/6319c62c33419c8f.webp 
 i saw something with cats, so i wanted to do something with #cats too.

well... happy #caturday!!! (scnr)

#cat #meme #startrek #klingon #mamema #memes

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/164/290/088/620/129/original/2ca440f64520fc8f.webp 
 impression from #bsky;
many new arrivals sending out the same salvation-vibes many radiated here after #eternalnovember* 

found a couple small time #opinionleader​s from the #left, enchanted by the imho rather uncanny exclusive nature of their presence. oh sweet irony!

looked up the hashtag #mastodon 
where i found rant about #cw #contentwarning and how our #community can be a bit oversensitive. which imho is not all wrong all the time**

*https://pixelfed.social/i/web/post/612553601123323088
**https://pixelfed.social/i/web/post/612549657662723671

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/161/165/565/043/472/original/c2e227cf5fdbe459.webp 
 omg, @c69c05a0 has an account on #mastodon and i didnt know. if you didnt, now so do you!

#foss #software #android #mobile #opensource #podcast 

yes! yes! of course; like & subscribe ..err ..#follow
#mamema <3 #antennapod

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/160/744/436/686/038/original/b843e41475959490.webp 
 omg, @c69c05a0 has an account and i didnt know. if you didnt, now sod do you!

#foss #software #android #mobile #opensource #podcast 

yes! yes! of course; like & subscribe ..err ..#follow
#mamema <3 #antennapod

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/160/744/436/686/038/original/b843e41475959490.webp 
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 nostr:npub1xdl4fd0cutg0ptevld0nytcexzyw5pcdkc47zkarxkyesesrjnyssyks6q Coukd the fact Jack Dorsey ... 
 @eb70cee6 there was a short time, when medvedev was president of russia. non the less, putin was president of russia. iykwim 
 with the whole #elonmusk sheriff cosplay at the border, there seems to be a further wave of folks trying to leave #twitter. but as far as i can guess, #mastodon and the #fediverse do not benefit that much this time, as many of those leading the debate seem to take a closer look at #bsky

as i know our #community, most wont bother, but i think it is something of some concern.

#jack #jackdorsey #dorsey #musk #socialmedia #mastodon #fediverse 

#erdΓΆs-what?!
check:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erd%C5%91s_number

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/160/003/972/337/111/original/ad640c778bbcaccb.webp 
 the invites are as i guess unique identifiers, so i guess #bsky knows who invited whom.... that is what creepy #socialexperiment​s sound like...

#socialnetwork #meme #mamema #memes #jackdorsey #dorsey

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/160/427/193/222/177/original/1d33d5738be0dfc5.webp 
 #bsky has gained some traction off lately despite its #catman #marketing strategy*, i wonder if the outcome will be the same. #southpark s05e06 worth a watch no matter how.

#jackdorsey #dorsey #musk #twitter #meme #mamema #memes

*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cartmanland

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/159/821/225/295/207/original/931ecff36553038e.webp 
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 nostr:npub1d6qxmuhf99sp79dju5wcecj96vwtpw6wlhm3he59whdf758atjhsgedrxf Got to love all the idiots ... 
 @09ad13ec @6e806df2 thats what they actually did here in such cases; placing a car over the hole, so chances of getting sucked in were lower 
 as it appears products very similar to #meta​s #rayban glasses have existed for many years at a very competitive price.

a friend of mine has told me, that he knows some guy, who told him they were apparently quite popular in the sector of #adultentertainment

#forsakenfacebookfriday #facebook #instagram #zuckerberg #wish #glasses #vr #augmentedreality  #meme #mamema #memes #socialmedia #pov

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/148/374/274/912/590/original/2e0b7497ef4622b4.webp 
 as it appears products very similar to #meta​s #rayban glasses have existed for many years at a very competitive price.

a friend of mine has told me, that he knows some guy, who told him they were apparently quite popular in the sector of #adultentertainment and that they call that #pov. could you imagine?!

#forsakenfacebookfriday #facebook #instagram #zuckerberg #wish #glasses #vr #augmentedreality  #meme #mamema #memes #socialmedia

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/148/374/274/912/590/original/2e0b7497ef4622b4.webp 
 it was right under our eyes all along ...
the killer robots wore #rayban since the effin 80es!!!

#meta #terminator #riseofthemachines #ar #augmentedreality #
#forsakenfacebookfriday #meme #mamema #memes #zuckernerg #facebook #instagram

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/147/368/853/354/830/original/28bb6bf3a1cc1377.webp 
 well thats gonna be one ludicrous #forsakenfacebookfriday 

i d say if #zuckerberg did one thing right already, then it is setting the entrance bar low.
we will see when we will see. is #glasshole still a thing?!

#meta #rayban #facebook #instagramm #meme #mamema #memes

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/146/993/658/150/673/original/d2fa6854e8d2cbb3.webp 
 IT WHAT??! you say it has no display?!? well than that price is a steal!
seriously, didnt know it had no real vr; because at that price wit vr and a existing platform, i would have guessed it to be a game changer. so, ...err never mind. 
 IT WHAT??! you say it has no display?!? well then that price is thievery!
seriously, didnt know it had no real vr; because at that price wit vr and a existing platform, i would have guessed it to be a game changer. so, ...err never mind. 
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 STOP DOING VENDORING

libraries were not supposed to be bundled with apps

years of software pack... 
 me preparing #raggu

and now a dash olive oil

*blop*
*blop*
*blop* 
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 nostr:npub1xdl4fd0cutg0ptevld0nytcexzyw5pcdkc47zkarxkyesesrjnyssyks6q just wait until they learn ... 
 @5e883760 as you see this is a reboost i did. stumbled over it, while archiving my memes to @64397a31 
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 nostr:npub1xdl4fd0cutg0ptevld0nytcexzyw5pcdkc47zkarxkyesesrjnyssyks6q Talk about #SovietZombies π... 
 with all that excitement over #sokolov, nobody noticed that #lenin was attending that very same meeting live from #moscow !

#meme #mamema #memes 
#slavaukraini i gerom slava
salute to all #nafo

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/132/701/513/151/137/original/0db4cc192a19df5a.webp 
 so #sokolov does #zoom calls

#russia #sevastopol #gerasimov #shoigu #meme #mamema #memes #crimea #ukraine 

#slavaukraini i slava #crim svobodu!
salute to all #nafo

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/132/562/463/515/253/original/b929c8caad588693.webp 
 okay, lets do this...

#startrek #data #commanderdata #enterprise #tng #meme #memes

#mamema ...going cheekly where no nerd has gone before

in my defense, i am kind of a #datajoke junkie;
https://det.social/@mastomememakers/109743677178770711

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/130/694/005/463/811/original/d6aa501275a9464c.webp