Alright! #tweets #tweetβs!!
come on in #twitter lovers
here at the twisted twitter we are slashin morale values in half!
give us an offer on our vast selection of #fearmongering, this is a #bigot blow out!
alright! we got #rassist tweets, #putin tweets, #conspiracy tweets!
we got #rightwing #antivax #reactionary #sexist #climatedenial tweeets!!!
come on in #musk lovers!
PG18: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zP55sQykxQ
for those with account;
fell free to spread this on the #birdsite
#musk #x #meme #mamema
https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/183/773/378/364/291/original/a63257439e487097.webp
now you do not need to agree with bibis settlement policies.
BUT if you generally refuse #israel the sheer right to exist, please, please unfollow! toda!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Piwkx5x5Rtc
now you don not need to agree with bibis settlement policies.
BUT if you generally refuse #israel the sheer right to exist, please, please unfollow! toda!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Piwkx5x5Rtc
is it just me or is something rather odd with the server i am on? #det #detsocial @83b4533d
yesterday plenty of error 500 while trying to publish (upload still worked though). connection errors (that #mastodon that hits its keyboard), frozen browser, you name it, you get it...
Alright! #tweets #tweetβs!!
come on in #twitter lovers
here at the twisted twitter we are slashin morale values in half!
give us an offer on our vast selection of #fearmongering, this is a #bigot blow out!
alright! we got #rassist tweets, #putin tweets, #conspiracy tweets!
we got #rightwing #antivax #reactionary #sexist #climatedenial tweeets!!!
come on in #musk lovers!
PG18: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zP55sQykxQ
for those with account;
fell free to spread this on the #birdsite
#musk #x #meme #mamema
https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/183/773/378/364/291/original/a63257439e487097.webp
Alright! #tweets #tweetβs!!
come on in #twitter lovers
here at the twisted twitter we are slashin morale values in half!
give us an offer on our vast selection of #fearmongering, this is a #bigot blow out!
alright! we got #rassist tweets, #putin tweets, #conspiracy tweets!
we got #rightwing #antivax #reactionary #sexist #climatedenial tweeets!!!
come on in #musk lovers!
PG18: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zP55sQykxQ
for those with account;
fell free to spread this on the #birdsite
#musk #x #meme #mamema
https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/183/719/985/736/694/original/fc7ba9d941787bbd.jpg
Alright! #tweets #tweetβs!!
come on in #twitter lovers
here at the twisted twitter we are slashin morale values in half!
give us an offer on our vast selection of #fearmongering, this is a #bigot blow out!
alright! we got #rassist tweets, #putin tweets, #conspiracy tweets!
we got #rightwing #antivax #reactionary #sexist #climatedenial tweeets!!!
come on in #musk lovers!
PG18: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zP55sQykxQ
for those with account;
fell free to spread this on the #birdsite
#musk #x #meme #mamema
https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/183/593/627/300/678/original/a18a40d276aa5095.webp
@e0ca87da my dishwasher too, even worse, it it insists me to repress the start button before resuming. still better than my old one who regularly refused to drain pump. jolly good days with bucket and hose. lots of fun.
cudos to #joepolitics!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOJHz3pU7mI
i mean wow, this is bloody brilliant, lads!!
#uk #sunak #johnson #may #cameron oh and #truss, i forgot truss. got them all.
#brexit #meme #youtube #trainspotting #britain
do your self a favor and watch that clip if you ever heard of a country dubbed #britain
@05d0e814 the washingmachine doesent get it either!!n XD
joke aside; once a washingmachine starts, most of them wont open anymore, so you could add that one pice clothing you will have missed *every time*
dishwashers dont have that issue.
unless.... of course you have a toploader washer, then; please proceed, this joke is not for you, it rather is on us.
@05d0e814 the washingmachine doesent get it either!!n XD
joke aside; once a washingmachine starts, most of them wont open anymore, so you could add that one pice clothing you will have missed *every time*
dishwashers dont have that issue.
unless.... of course you have a toploader washer, then; please proceed, this joke is not for you, it rather is on us.
@48309d0c XD rofl, that isnt even what i had in mind!
here news outlets often come up with all kind of -creative- comparition scales when it comes to hard to imagine scales.
so just to be clear,
a second relates to a #attosecond the same way as your siblings foldable-pool-monstrocity they were so happy to use for two days relates to our #moon.
fun fact; depending on weather conditions your siblings "goodway - family jumbo xxl" might be visible from the (our) moon just as well.
so now you know*, just how short that light pulse that got the #nobelprize #physics was!
#agostini #krausz #lhuillier
*assuming #wolframalpha did its thing well
so just to be clear,
a second relates to a #attosecond the same way as your siblings foldable-pool-monstrocity they were so happy to use for two days relates to our #moon.
fun fact; depending on weather conditions your siblings "family jumbo xxl" might be visible from the (our) moon just as well.
so now you know*, just how short that light pulse that got the #nobelprize #physics was!
#agostini #krausz #lhuillier
*assuming #wolframalpha did its thing well
@aa5147e2 thank you i updated the pic to clarify that. was intended so anyway, but most of my memes are made alongside other things, so mistakes were made
for those who have not yet given up the fight on the ever gloomier #birdsite, i recommend this thread; it coins it all quite well https://twitter.com/mfphhh/status/1708235410478944704
#congress #serbia #slovakia and seeing how the whole #rightwing battering ram regains ever more momentum, it is ...quite depressing! -the empire strikes back
btw #musk wouldnt be the first amer. car builder to make the case for a tyrant
#elonmusk #x #twitter #gop #putin #russia #trump #meme #mamema #memes
#slavaukraini
salute to all #nafo
https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/165/839/909/458/736/original/830a17808c20b98b.webp
with the whole #elonmusk sheriff cosplay at the border, there seems to be a further wave of folks trying to leave #twitter. but as far as i can guess, #mastodon and the #fediverse do not benefit that much this time, as many of those leading the debate seem to take a closer look at #bsky
as i know our #community, most wont bother, but i think it is something of some concern.
#jack #jackdorsey #dorsey #musk #socialmedia #mastodon #fediverse
#erdΓΆs-what?!
check:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erd%C5%91s_numberhttps://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/160/003/972/337/111/original/ad640c778bbcaccb.webp
as it appears products very similar to #metaβs #rayban glasses have existed for many years at a very competitive price.
a friend of mine has told me, that he knows some guy, who told him they were apparently quite popular in the sector of #adultentertainment
#forsakenfacebookfriday #facebook #instagram #zuckerberg #wish #glasses #vr #augmentedreality #meme #mamema #memes #socialmedia #pov
https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/148/374/274/912/590/original/2e0b7497ef4622b4.webp
as it appears products very similar to #metaβs #rayban glasses have existed for many years at a very competitive price.
a friend of mine has told me, that he knows some guy, who told him they were apparently quite popular in the sector of #adultentertainment and that they call that #pov. could you imagine?!
#forsakenfacebookfriday #facebook #instagram #zuckerberg #wish #glasses #vr #augmentedreality #meme #mamema #memes #socialmedia
https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/148/374/274/912/590/original/2e0b7497ef4622b4.webp
IT WHAT??! you say it has no display?!? well than that price is a steal!
seriously, didnt know it had no real vr; because at that price wit vr and a existing platform, i would have guessed it to be a game changer. so, ...err never mind.
IT WHAT??! you say it has no display?!? well then that price is thievery!
seriously, didnt know it had no real vr; because at that price wit vr and a existing platform, i would have guessed it to be a game changer. so, ...err never mind.
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