#pis flushed


iran will be like hold my tea mug...


nostr:npub13tsr5rt5fqd24fcfnlymvukzx0ycrjuy5eslynr267slcjdywgvqkd0dgd sire! my garden is no such abomination!

#scnr

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/193/965/936/472/637/original/9053245f97dd70d0.webp


why didnt i notice earlier?! maybe because i did not yet use this template...

#tintin #meme #mamema #memes #cartoon

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/193/901/939/253/281/original/cbdafda76ded5656.webp


#browser #internet #firefox #chrome #chromium #safari #vivaldi #brave #edge #opera

#webkit #quantum #blink

#meme #mamema #memes

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/193/835/341/232/878/original/1d5edfa448ae9462.webp


Alright! #tweets #tweets!!

come on in #twitter lovers
here at the twisted twitter we are slashin morale values in half!

give us an offer on our vast selection of #fearmongering, this is a #bigot blow out!

alright! we got #rassist tweets, #putin tweets, #conspiracy tweets!

we got #rightwing #antivax #reactionary #sexist #climatedenial tweeets!!!

come on in #musk lovers!

PG18: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zP55sQykxQ

for those with account;
fell free to spread this on the #birdsite

#musk #x #meme #mamema

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/183/773/378/364/291/original/a63257439e487097.webp


now you do not need to agree with bibis settlement policies.

BUT if you generally refuse #israel the sheer right to exist, please, please unfollow! toda!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Piwkx5x5Rtc


now you don not need to agree with bibis settlement policies.

BUT if you generally refuse #israel the sheer right to exist, please, please unfollow! toda!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Piwkx5x5Rtc


nostr:npub1rynryvsz6pjqpnnpzn0h6p6w0r5998c8uk8ys40kr4u9dp2nen8q66tujx rickroll gonna give you up, gonna let you down, gonna go around and desert you


LET IT GO #OLAF!!!

#russia #fckptn #kerch #taurus #nato #germany #nato #ukraine #nafofellas #meme #mamema #memes

#slavaukraini i gerom slava

salute to all #nafo

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/187/312/936/947/417/original/0bad6d29d1ca0f61.jpg


is it just me or is something rather odd with the server i am on? #det #detsocial nostr:npub1sw69x0d2y84e6e883c86y8tx6la8crrqkefev9ufchdkj0mywe4qjuz57p

yesterday plenty of error 500 while trying to publish (upload still worked though). connection errors (that #mastodon that hits its keyboard), frozen browser, you name it, you get it...


LET IT GO #OLAF!!!

#russia #fckptn #kerch #taurus #nato #germany #nato #ukraine #nafofellas #meme #mamema #memes

#slavaukraini i gerom slava

salute to all #nafo

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/187/279/050/780/543/original/381442143a79e378.webp


nostr:npub1xzmt2d95f7watzyqktl982d7jfe5ptktusv4j20csz8nxxgmhq6q30eykm oh, that is embarrassing (seems only to occur on #fedilab)

thank you for all you have done!


nostr:npub1xzmt2d95f7watzyqktl982d7jfe5ptktusv4j20csz8nxxgmhq6q30eykm indeed they are. on the other hand they sometimes steal attached pictures the show.


the good news:
https://www.reuters.com/breakingviews/elon-musks-x-is-black-hole-value-2023-10-03/

the bad news:
something feels rather odd with the server i am on?!

several times #error500 problem with publishing (not upload of pic it self) nostr:npub1sw69x0d2y84e6e883c86y8tx6la8crrqkefev9ufchdkj0mywe4qjuz57p

sorry for any inconvenience, sorry for lost boosts


Alright! #tweets #tweets!!

come on in #twitter lovers
here at the twisted twitter we are slashin morale values in half!

give us an offer on our vast selection of #fearmongering, this is a #bigot blow out!

alright! we got #rassist tweets, #putin tweets, #conspiracy tweets!

we got #rightwing #antivax #reactionary #sexist #climatedenial tweeets!!!

come on in #musk lovers!

PG18: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zP55sQykxQ

for those with account;
fell free to spread this on the #birdsite

#musk #x #meme #mamema

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/183/719/985/736/694/original/fc7ba9d941787bbd.jpg


Alright! #tweets #tweets!!

come on in #twitter lovers
here at the twisted twitter we are slashin morale values in half!

give us an offer on our vast selection of #fearmongering, this is a #bigot blow out!

alright! we got #rassist tweets, #putin tweets, #conspiracy tweets!

we got #rightwing #antivax #reactionary #sexist #climatedenial tweeets!!!

come on in #musk lovers!

PG18: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zP55sQykxQ

for those with account;
fell free to spread this on the #birdsite

#musk #x #meme #mamema

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/183/593/627/300/678/original/a18a40d276aa5095.webp


nostr:npub107uzltzc0kkezu2jvk6dj8s3mtmrx5xyc6mgw7am2wk8jakd8dnqzw6km9 tried this, but these little beasts ignored it. 0/5 would not reccomend


nostr:npub107uzltzc0kkezu2jvk6dj8s3mtmrx5xyc6mgw7am2wk8jakd8dnqzw6km9 https://www.agralan.co.uk/cdn/shop/products/FlySwatter_1024x1024@2x.jpg?v=1606076550


nostr:npub1k7cqswgt7ss2l3dvlck9ts4mw7wd9nfhehr6lh26gduu346r40tsdy9syc maybe some parallels. i an no #theoffice expert, but there you have a meme concept; dwight elon venn diagram


nostr:npub1ur9g0k5ddaqfk4zzhlf20kfq4uteww2kavfmctmj8rrt3a5lzuasx92a4r my dishwasher too, even worse, it it insists me to repress the start button before resuming. still better than my old one who regularly refused to drain pump. jolly good days with bucket and hose. lots of fun.


#congress #mchenry #nc #northcarolina #mccarthy #gop #republican #republicans #meme #mamema #memes

who? what? where? when?
-> https://youtu.be/0-VRlJ5tlRs?feature=shared&t=106

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/178/124/721/875/616/original/acf1ab89ee2e0e06.webp


cudos to #joepolitics!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOJHz3pU7mI

i mean wow, this is bloody brilliant, lads!!

#uk #sunak #johnson #may #cameron oh and #truss, i forgot truss. got them all.

#brexit #meme #youtube #trainspotting #britain

do your self a favor and watch that clip if you ever heard of a country dubbed #britain


nostr:npub1p9690jxg6exaj6yr6fepgfd78zx3qw42hsgddcpsw0anndf4pyrs2tek2e rule #34 paragraph 7, article c; if it exists; #mamema has a meme about it (or in this case even 3)

https://det.social/@mastomememakers/111042359903765805

feel free to use as pleased


nostr:npub1qhgws9rvpqzzs56ak2aeprvpa0znngg85rtg47tx0yfpuvyaq8dq9dw059 ah i see, texas, so i guess toploader it is :-)


nostr:npub1qhgws9rvpqzzs56ak2aeprvpa0znngg85rtg47tx0yfpuvyaq8dq9dw059 the washingmachine doesent get it either!!n XD

joke aside; once a washingmachine starts, most of them wont open anymore, so you could add that one pice clothing you will have missed *every time*

dishwashers dont have that issue.

unless.... of course you have a toploader washer, then; please proceed, this joke is not for you, it rather is on us.


#musk #elonmusk #border #cowboy #billionaire #twitter #x #etc #meme #mamema #memes

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/177/033/957/267/915/original/708594cea21506cb.webp


nostr:npub1fqcf6r8xkpas709ys8y24vgh0vuq9qmwlzkmwngeaju2tqelcqvs5s8te0 XD rofl, that isnt even what i had in mind!

here news outlets often come up with all kind of -creative- comparition scales when it comes to hard to imagine scales.


nostr:npub10a00zpmder3e8jfh4zn9qxk7n87usrq7fcatua08cqvcqfqqk5csv9epke looks awesome, almost like a nostr:npub1pg4mvgzw06hpjdszrut6z5n3y6h8jc7x4a2t4jtkszppfxdhx8ksgq7edm painting


so just to be clear,
a second relates to a #attosecond the same way as your siblings foldable-pool-monstrocity they were so happy to use for two days relates to our #moon.

fun fact; depending on weather conditions your siblings "goodway - family jumbo xxl" might be visible from the (our) moon just as well.

so now you know*, just how short that light pulse that got the #nobelprize #physics was!

#agostini #krausz #lhuillier

*assuming #wolframalpha did its thing well


so just to be clear,
a second relates to a #attosecond the same way as your siblings foldable-pool-monstrocity they were so happy to use for two days relates to our #moon.

fun fact; depending on weather conditions your siblings "family jumbo xxl" might be visible from the (our) moon just as well.

so now you know*, just how short that light pulse that got the #nobelprize #physics was!

#agostini #krausz #lhuillier

*assuming #wolframalpha did its thing well


now for the #weather #forecast for #centraleurope

#sauna #climate #autumn #fall #climatechange #fff #meme #mamema #memes #temperature #october #europe #eu

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/170/049/033/958/640/original/10d5a9797a30946c.webp


nostr:npub1ac4xj2fw88zjjkmw9a8a9dfx4rl4gdywyd4g2nw84kz77qngc4qq8z09kx people are people, mastodon doesent change that per se XD


now for the #weather #forecast for #centraleurope

#climate #autumn #fall #climatechange #fff #meme #mamema #memes #temperature #october #europe #eu

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/170/049/033/958/640/original/10d5a9797a30946c.webp


nostr:npub14fg50cn8famuzzcdp3rl4u6mpl27yl27y3ycv4ewacx4ksg4au8sqm5ull thank you i updated the pic to clarify that. was intended so anyway, but most of my memes are made alongside other things, so mistakes were made


nostr:npub14fg50cn8famuzzcdp3rl4u6mpl27yl27y3ycv4ewacx4ksg4au8sqm5ull sou mean as fusion of "x" and "site" -> "xite"? then yes.


for those who have not yet given up the fight on the ever gloomier #birdsite, i recommend this thread; it coins it all quite well https://twitter.com/mfphhh/status/1708235410478944704

#congress #serbia #slovakia and seeing how the whole #rightwing battering ram regains ever more momentum, it is ...quite depressing! -the empire strikes back

btw #musk wouldnt be the first amer. car builder to make the case for a tyrant

#elonmusk #x #twitter #gop #putin #russia #trump #meme #mamema #memes

#slavaukraini
salute to all #nafo

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/165/839/909/458/736/original/830a17808c20b98b.webp


for those who have not yet given up the fight on the ever gloomier #birdsite, i recommend this thread; it coins it all quite well. https://twitter.com/mfphhh/status/1708235410478944704

#congress #serbia #slovakia and seeing how the whole #rightwing battering ram regains ever more momentum, it is ...quite depressing! -the empire strikes back.

#elonmusk #musk #x #twitter #gop #putin #russia #trump #meme #mamema #memes

#slavaukraini
salute to all #nafo

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/165/839/909/458/736/original/830a17808c20b98b.webp


nostr:npub14fhjgq527j4zzy9g5vdyfe0ka9jq09r0y6x0dfqp4ta04wkhugwsn6w7dd nostr:npub1ef4ycex72aykwzfs33tkkdmuwdp8ysyey256sa9jf2sx83drkl5q9z7zkr thats some interesting information there. thank you for your input!


nostr:npub1dmvvzs7znxz5k2czqgnutwecspptwl8pcd3vax2xju5343jpprrqkpnw2j love it, when they do that. but i guess this one makes that yap yap sound they do l, when they see prey


is it the lack of medication? is it the wrong pills? is it the wrong amount? who knows...

#elonmusk #musk #twitter #x #meme #mamema #memes
btw; in the original #tweet they are not pixelated

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/164/565/790/622/325/original/cf81dc203346cd8f.webp


is it the lack of medication? is it the wrong pills? is it the wrong amount? who knows...

#elonmusk #musk #twitter #x #meme #mamema #memes

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/164/511/672/091/074/original/6319c62c33419c8f.webp


i saw something with cats, so i wanted to do something with #cats too.

well... happy #caturday!!! (scnr)

#cat #meme #startrek #klingon #mamema #memes

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/164/290/088/620/129/original/2ca440f64520fc8f.webp


impression from #bsky;
many new arrivals sending out the same salvation-vibes many radiated here after #eternalnovember*

found a couple small time #opinionleaders from the #left, enchanted by the imho rather uncanny exclusive nature of their presence. oh sweet irony!

looked up the hashtag #mastodon
where i found rant about #cw #contentwarning and how our #community can be a bit oversensitive. which imho is not all wrong all the time**

*https://pixelfed.social/i/web/post/612553601123323088
**https://pixelfed.social/i/web/post/612549657662723671

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/161/165/565/043/472/original/c2e227cf5fdbe459.webp


omg, nostr:npub1c6wqtg9qjgp63y48ysc8l6nlceskfmam2mc7t2dxdyc9xtd3xjqqg6xlee has an account on #mastodon and i didnt know. if you didnt, now so do you!

#foss #software #android #mobile #opensource #podcast

yes! yes! of course; like & subscribe ..err ..#follow
#mamema <3 #antennapod

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/160/744/436/686/038/original/b843e41475959490.webp


omg, nostr:npub1c6wqtg9qjgp63y48ysc8l6nlceskfmam2mc7t2dxdyc9xtd3xjqqg6xlee has an account and i didnt know. if you didnt, now sod do you!

#foss #software #android #mobile #opensource #podcast

yes! yes! of course; like & subscribe ..err ..#follow
#mamema <3 #antennapod

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/160/744/436/686/038/original/b843e41475959490.webp


nostr:npub1adcvae4mxpnw4fcpfm8kqk8xcwdt56sgg4amknl8y5m9s3d4xcnsj0f9cq imho a self lie


the invites are as i guess unique identifiers, so i guess #bsky knows who invited whom.... that is what creepy #socialexperiments sound like...

#socialnetwork #meme #mamema #memes #jackdorsey #dorsey

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/160/427/193/222/177/original/1d33d5738be0dfc5.webp


nostr:npub1adcvae4mxpnw4fcpfm8kqk8xcwdt56sgg4amknl8y5m9s3d4xcnsj0f9cq there was a short time, when medvedev was president of russia. non the less, putin was president of russia. iykwim


with the whole #elonmusk sheriff cosplay at the border, there seems to be a further wave of folks trying to leave #twitter. but as far as i can guess, #mastodon and the #fediverse do not benefit that much this time, as many of those leading the debate seem to take a closer look at #bsky

as i know our #community, most wont bother, but i think it is something of some concern.

#jack #jackdorsey #dorsey #musk #socialmedia #mastodon #fediverse

#erdös-what?!
check:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erd%C5%91s_number

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/160/003/972/337/111/original/ad640c778bbcaccb.webp


#bsky has gained some traction off lately despite its #catman #marketing strategy*, i wonder if the outcome will be the same. #southpark s05e06 worth a watch no matter how.

#jackdorsey #dorsey #musk #twitter #meme #mamema #memes

*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cartmanland

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/159/821/225/295/207/original/931ecff36553038e.webp


nostr:npub1pxk38mzashn2dvz6vn6dhyrhrqe3vuu034vpzg9fsjlkq2a4u9pslesxqy nostr:npub1d6qxmuhf99sp79dju5wcecj96vwtpw6wlhm3he59whdf758atjhsgedrxf thats what they actually did here in such cases; placing a car over the hole, so chances of getting sucked in were lower


as it appears products very similar to #metas #rayban glasses have existed for many years at a very competitive price.

a friend of mine has told me, that he knows some guy, who told him they were apparently quite popular in the sector of #adultentertainment

#forsakenfacebookfriday #facebook #instagram #zuckerberg #wish #glasses #vr #augmentedreality  #meme #mamema #memes #socialmedia #pov

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/148/374/274/912/590/original/2e0b7497ef4622b4.webp


as it appears products very similar to #metas #rayban glasses have existed for many years at a very competitive price.

a friend of mine has told me, that he knows some guy, who told him they were apparently quite popular in the sector of #adultentertainment and that they call that #pov. could you imagine?!

#forsakenfacebookfriday #facebook #instagram #zuckerberg #wish #glasses #vr #augmentedreality  #meme #mamema #memes #socialmedia

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/148/374/274/912/590/original/2e0b7497ef4622b4.webp


nostr:npub1xe3scpgw2aqww48vwl5quhg4qez7x75t7lgjgn8xqvyepugjwedshyf8ud love it, but afaik this meme normally directs against what it actually advocates, doesent it?

https://det.social/@mastomememakers/110847653411527952


IT WHAT??! you say it has no display?!? well then that price is thievery!
seriously, didnt know it had no real vr; because at that price wit vr and a existing platform, i would have guessed it to be a game changer. so, ...err never mind.


IT WHAT??! you say it has no display?!? well than that price is a steal!
seriously, didnt know it had no real vr; because at that price wit vr and a existing platform, i would have guessed it to be a game changer. so, ...err never mind.


#meta bridges the #generations

#forsakenfacebookfriday #boomer #zoomer #facebook #zuckerberg #meme #mamema #memes #rayban

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/147/555/468/188/680/original/702f1cab915571e8.webp


it was right under our eyes all along ...
the killer robots wore #rayban since the effin 80es!!!

#meta #terminator #riseofthemachines #ar #augmentedreality #
#forsakenfacebookfriday #meme #mamema #memes #zuckernerg #facebook #instagram

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/147/368/853/354/830/original/28bb6bf3a1cc1377.webp


well thats gonna be one ludicrous #forsakenfacebookfriday

i d say if #zuckerberg did one thing right already, then it is setting the entrance bar low.
we will see when we will see. is #glasshole still a thing?!

#meta #rayban #facebook #instagramm #meme #mamema #memes

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/146/993/658/150/673/original/d2fa6854e8d2cbb3.webp


this is how #mosquitos see us!!!

WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!1!

#meme #mamema #memes #insect #insects #blood

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/141/590/890/453/078/original/8870d3a09744a3f9.webp


nostr:npub1c3mvuvn365m9t4yk9v6avqzdh2w39t8lurmsreuz03v5jzx53teskv43se some men just want to see the world burn


nostr:npub1t6yrwcxuy728rezzjhhd8e8rx35zph35z07ay4ndv396ed69zdpq7vap7r as you see this is a reboost i did. stumbled over it, while archiving my memes to nostr:npub1vsuh5vvfe6s0apk8ygyvwdmptzgdg8u27wpggkd6p38uh9elh7hst07udf


me preparing #raggu

and now a dash olive oil

*blop*
*blop*
*blop*


#startrek #enterprise #tng episode parallels #meme #mamema #memes

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/135/725/343/831/853/original/5e8a44a4166278b6.webp


nostr:npub1f5fsv5efgkk0z3uqegqcx5zk5kx2trheu9vmxu5m6hfszgakw74sz0940f zombie? you mean mummy.


nostr:npub1qrrrsaph4zgvc7cl0uvc6zvue46gczdv4jk90xveprcaxwwle3nqettav6 mYaaa bWwrrrrt! -i guess


with all that excitement over #sokolov, nobody noticed that #lenin was attending that very same meeting live from #moscow !

#meme #mamema #memes
#slavaukraini i gerom slava
salute to all #nafo

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/132/701/513/151/137/original/0db4cc192a19df5a.webp


so #sokolov does #zoom calls

#russia #sevastopol #gerasimov #shoigu #meme #mamema #memes #crimea #ukraine

#slavaukraini i slava #crim svobodu!
salute to all #nafo

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/132/562/463/515/253/original/b929c8caad588693.webp


#startrek #enterprise #tng
episode parallels ; you can not park there mate
#meme #mamema #memes

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/130/800/893/035/946/original/a7c2aba0d1a57259.webp


okay, lets do this...

#startrek #data #commanderdata #enterprise #tng #meme #memes

#mamema ...going cheekly where no nerd has gone before

in my defense, i am kind of a #datajoke junkie;
https://det.social/@mastomememakers/109743677178770711

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/130/694/005/463/811/original/d6aa501275a9464c.webp


#startrek #commanderdata #data #compression #winzip #zip #enterprise #tng #meme #mamema

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/130/673/856/354/801/original/9c30d72d190607bd.webp


#nft #crypto #cryptocurrency #meme #mamema #memes

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/130/279/040/747/848/original/288cf122ef096cbc.webp


𝗠𝗔𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗠𝗘𝗺𝗲𝗠𝗔𝗸𝗲𝗿𝘀

memes for a federalized world

 *botched jokes
 *typos and spelling mistakes in all kind of languages
*neverending reboosts of my old stuff
*no shitposting
 *incoherent stuff
 *on my best behavior
 *ill crafted graphics
 *no bigot stuff, i for one agee with my instance
 *boosts of other peoples hilarious stuff
 *effort to give description to each picture
 *lame puns
 *broken links

the memes i toot under my name were made by me! -easy to tell the difference anyway.


nostr:npub13p7gugmyt0rem0fgv86caqkw64j0xmnac9ja5hn6z75ul5fjdvmqvs4970 "Sorry for the rant."
this is perfectly fine, people often forget, that, well it is a #socialmedia platform.

on the other hand i am confused; the "I can not help it." and the "el_indifferent" are in clear contradiction XD


...because #bots

#birdsite #elonmusk #musk #twitter #x #socialmedia #bot #mema #mamema #memes

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/091/240/132/307/281/original/13114defcb13c863.webp


concerning the mexican #alien #cake

#meme #mexico #mamema #memes #aliencake

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/075/315/909/821/041/original/072ba3dba671a06b.webp


those who know of this atrocity will understand.
all others, dont go and ruin your day by -doing research (tm)-

#slavaukraini
#salute to all #nafo

https://det.social/system/media_attachments/files/111/070/653/700/910/307/original/cbf629a78e25a2ba.webp


nostr:npub1awphe8vpa0szaxdrr73w3j35nhw5xzweupe0feh4sds92vvrawuswrkgaj i wouldnt want to put that first hypothesis to a stress test. many of our bigots here are rather compassionate about animal well fare.

some of the worst in world history had pets.


sooo much #smalldickenergy in all these
i-am-old-grumpy-and-know-stuff-etc.-etc.-junk-merchandise
#advertisements on #twitter


nostr:npub1z5wxpmsnje5dpf744dzz38sfuc4q8wmvykvrhu6uwq0gay03dkvqxx0u0g dog whistle für den kleinen mann


sooo much #smalldickenergy in all these -i am old, grumpy and know stuff etc. etc.- junk merchandise #advertisements on #twitter


#printer #cartridges #it #prometheus #greek #mythology #meme #mamema #memes

click the pic ONLY if you are strong enough to handle that #rubens #painting. i warned you...

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this deserves a own #meme

#elonmusk #musk #twitter #xijinping #china #tesla #birdsite #freespeech #xinjiang #1984 #wechatwednesday #mamema #memes

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#elonmusk #musk #twitter #xijinping #china #tesla #birdsite #freespeech #xinjiang #1984 #wechatwednesday #meme #mamema #memes

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he who controls the #tesla factory controls the #musk. he who controls the #elonmusk controls the #birdsite

#twitter #xi #xijinping #china #meme #mamema

...click the #wechatwednesday hashtag for more #memes about the global guiding light of #freespeech!!

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he who controls the #tesla factory controls the #musk. he who controls the #elonmusk controls the #birdsite

#twitter #xi #xijinping #china #meme #mamema

extra special #wechatwednesday ...on a thursday.

...click the #wechatwednesday hashtag for more #memes about the global guiding light of #freespeech!!

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#philosophy #descartes #cogitoergosum #meme #mamema #memes

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#meme #mamema #memes

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nostr:npub15k2pceka4faj0hch272vnq479ek7lntqv85x4zzq05a77g4rgnasttjknp you -do not- want to get in trouble with a waitress at waffle house.


so, at last i refollowed all those i followed before.

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havent done much #forsakenfacebookfriday havent i?
while i warned about #threads*
it seems as if it had a tremendous takeoff, but the ride has been bumpy ever since.

#meta #facebook #instagram #zuckerberg #meme #mamema #memes #joinmastodon #socialmedia
*https://det.social/@mastomememakers/110640544151716641

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nostr:npub1paa7vkdq62a522sy2hmpka7xsratge3eptlkcukpacteq38u7nwqw9jlac took me a second there XD


you sit there, read, mind your business.

all the sudden your brain goes; hey, hey, you;
how about a #dataset as in "kids toy" with a #commanderdata welded in one of those nasty plastic shells?!

yea?! yea?! go on, be a ....doll, reignite the computer and ooooff we go!!!

#startrek #tng #enterprise #data #meme #mamema #memes

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#startrek #tng #enterprise #commanderdata #data #roaming #mobile #meme #mamema #memes

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#startrek #tng #enterprise #commanderdata #data #roaming #mobile #meme #mamema #memes

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#startrek #tng #enterprise #meme #mamema #memes #commanderdata #ota #mobile #data

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once up on a time, ...in january i saw amongst a few other a epic big data #meme, so i wanted some date of my own and things went rather well. so much #dadjoke energy in me, ...apparently.

#mamema has soooo much more #data
https://det.social/@mastomememakers/109743677178770711

#startrek #tng #memes #commanderdata #enterprise

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once up on a time, ...in january i saw amongst a few other a epic big data #meme, so i wanted some date of my own and things went rather well. so much #dadjoke energy in me, ...apparently.

#mamema has soooo much more #data
https://det.social/@mastomememakers/109743677178770711

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nostr:npub1qn4wr8flf7y2c3kh6srwgant5kp8s3szk4thfmvy0xq724jsx34spc2duu something similar happend to #virgingalactic early this year... would you be so kind and keep your eyes open and notify the british authorities if you spot their rocket? all the best!

https://det.social/@mastomememakers/109664543113178454
https://det.social/@mastomememakers/109664677071216771


a 28 million dollar watch?! seriously???
#diamonds, sugar, ...basically the same*

and no #debeers, #diamonds are not forever, they are combustible

#jewelry #meme #mamema #memes #carbon
*now the real clever clogs will remark that a sack of coal would be more correct and then the slightly raised energy potential etc. yes. i. am. aware. ;P

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a 28 million dollar watch?! seriously???
diamonds, sugar, ...basically the same*

and no #debeers, #diamonds are not forever, they are combustible

#jewelry #meme #mamema #memes #carbon
*now the real clever clogs will remark that a sack of coal would be more correct and then the slightly raised energy potential etc. yes. i. am. aware. ;P

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#startrek #tng #enterprise #meme #memes #mamema #ai #mastodon

got the idea when doing https://det.social/@mastomememakers/110078469614499797

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again, further data has been revealed. a fellow follower asked if i could do #metadata #data, so i did. twice.

one of them is my absolute darling, hard guess.

##startrek #meta #facebook #commanderdata #meme #mamema #memes #zuckerberg

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#spaghettification

#interstellar #scifi #sciencefiction #science #blackhole #meme #mamema #rickandmorty #physics #astrophysics #memes

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the base of #muskstans philosophic worldview seem to be a miserable mixture of #aynrand, some wild narcissistic blogs, misconceptions about #thematrix and playing #videogames.

many #npc remarks in the comments section...

argumentative help..

#musk #elonmusk #meme #memes #mamema #birdsite #breakingbad #twitter #philosophy

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i am so tired that reactionary fools of all kind have not only completely misunderstood #thematrix but have adopted it to be some kind of internal amplification trope. in some countries the same happened to the #kantian motto #sapereaude. both being perverted to their opposite.

as usual, feel free to use my #memes as argumentative help in any tread, modify them, whatever .. , they are memes after all.

#wachowski #matrix #meme #memes #mamema

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THERE! i said it!

#meme #mamema #yoga

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