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 How perfect that we can bring back the term paste eaters for people who listen to the output of chatbots.
 
 These bluesky blog posts spend more time talking about mastodon than bluesky.
 
 Gonna refer to bluesky as jackstodon from now on.
 
 Man, banning social media for kids under 16 is going to be fucking hell for the one kid who's a few months younger in their grade. Like being the last kid to learn to drive, and slowly watching all your friends go out without you, but literally never getting invited to the party because it's illegal to send you an invitation.
 
 Hahaha, wtf, misskey sees escaped html and says, hold my beer, I can I unescape this? Too big brain for me.
@4095828e


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 How can FreeBSD and macOS both be 14?
 
 Will 2024 be the year of the RISC-V desktop?
 
 How many lofi channels can there be on youtube?
 
 
On 4 October 2023 at 07:00 UTC, the DNSSEC signatures in the version of the root zone from 21 September expired.

Two weeks and nobody noticed not a single update succeeded. This is tedu levels of availability monitoring.
@c98679b9
 
 The national heart attack inducement system has been a stunning success at the local cafe.
 
 New month, new language: built hello world in dart, but I don't think I'll actually use it.
 
 nostr:npub1flslgfa98hecfvqeaqqa924fdrpnx3qwyktglfzuv0gy6t73walqpfsgsw FEP-8b32 recommends EdDSA i... 
 @silverpill so I think, in theory, I could switch over to eddsa, and it looks like a number of other projects support it, but it's very much theory and never tested.
And for sure, a lot of projects handle key rotation very poorly, so trying it out means isolating yourself from anyone that doesn't take it well.
 
 Good thing the @abb0c0ae universe isn't wholly reliant on @5f51edfd. Oh, wait.
 
 The Venn diagram of ("didn't you learn anything in school?") and ("everything they teach you in school is a lie.").
 
 I will believe google's seven year support window has changed smartphones forever when I see Google release a security patch for a seven year old phone.
 
 People still think email is sent around the internet by passing it from server to server like the pony express.
 
 The ultimate irony of life is the older I get the more I hate old people. I was promised I'd gain understanding and sympathy!
 
 Apparently Taylor Swift is the deep state now, too.
@16da4d60
 
 Which is better, Surgical-grade stainless steel or Aerospace-grade aluminum?
 
 TIL there are animals who use gunzip on zip files.
 
 "What happened to the Breeders?"
Today in headlines that required a second interpretation.
 
 I've given in to crowd wisdom and am once again evaluating legit markdown converters with grown up parsers.
 
 Fun note about Skagen smartwatch. It can't keep time very accurately without syncing. Haven't worn it for a month, and it was off by quite a few minutes until I opened the app.
 
 nostr:npub1flslgfa98hecfvqeaqqa924fdrpnx3qwyktglfzuv0gy6t73walqpfsgsw this is going to play havoc... 
 @Simon Willison so whatever your table name is, add tableid integer primary key to the schema.
 
 @Simon Willison yeah, short version is "rowid" belongs to sqlite, even if it lets you see it, and if you want your own row ID, you need to name it.
 
 I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world. Doctor says: "Turns out that matrix homeservers written in different languages have json interoperability issues, so you might just get random events or requests that fail signature checks between different types of matrix servers because no one knows exactly how to get it right. synapse, the flagship implementation, simply relies on python’s sort_keys and calls it a day, to hilarious effect." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
 
 I think the git over activitypub federated forge spec should have a whole section devoted to discussing this bug and how to handle similar viral issues.
@9867437f
 
 What's the biggest O you've ever algorithmed?
 
 fn foo(&big, &chungus)
Code samples from the utterly deranged.
 
 There was a C grade action movie made many years ago in which the villain exclaims "Good thing I brought my blast goggles" which my roommate and I endlessly repeated to each other for a year, and I wanted to reference it, but Google is useless in looking it up. This is what they enshittified from us.
 
 So the CDC isn't going to break into my house and extract unauthorized doses of the vaccine from me?
 
 Awesome. Discovered that I forgot the master passphrase for my server's encrypted disk. Again. After the last crisis, I saved a copy. On the laptop I just nuked. Fortunately, I still have all the disks setup from last time to just copy everything back. Always one disaster ahead of annihilation.
 
 Has anybody ever made a website that used both <b> and <strong> (or <i> and <em>) on the same page for different purposes? (Other than the MDN page telling you that they're different elements.)